Well I've always heard about those deep fryers made for turkeys.
I went down to the local Walmart and picked one up and luckily I had a few extra gallons of peanut oil around in the garage.
The shit seemed to be doing what was as advertised and I enjoyed some Makers Mark.
Shithook fuckafuck, damn turkey tasted like plastic or some kind of shit. My wife is gorgeous and all but she fucking forgot to take the neck and gizzards out that they put in the cavity if you need to use that shit.
I'm surprised she didn't put the fucking stuffing in before I dunked it into the oil. I know some of you are going to say I should have pulled the KFC out of the ice box but that's for snacking only.