Why the Patsies will get BITCHSLAPPED at Arrowhead on Sunday

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I dunno about "Bitchslapped" you dilusional, monotonous bag of squirrel cum, but I will say that KC has an edge.

Should be a good game despite the fact that the Pats will be missing Harrison, Light, Dillon.. to name a few.

Good news is Kevin Faulk has been upgraded from doubtful to questionable.


You better take us down now, for you may never get the chance again.


Heath Evans...heh heh, watch out fukkers for this guy.


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The Patriots will run just enough in order to setup the pass. Just like they have all year. The "once proud defense" has actually started to come around. The enthusiasm of Ellis Hobbs and Mike Stone in the secondary, a rejuvinated Bruschi, and the return of Seymour have all been factors in this.

We are talking about a Chefs team that scored a whopping 3 points against Buffalo. Seems like they can run all they want but Green isn't getting the job done in the passing game.

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Rack the breakdown, Paul

I didn't have time to read any of it, but it looks like you put some work into that post ... props.
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orcinus wrote:Rack the breakdown, Paul

I didn't have time to read any of it...
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It'll be a scorefest... KC wins 38-35, only because they've never lost a game that I was at.
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So have the Squaws managed to find a defense yet?


Patriots are pretty banged up, they should only win by 10 or so.
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For the first time in a long time I’m actually pulling for the Chefs to win a game. Not because I’m worried about either team, I’m just sick of the Patriots and would love to see them fall on their face! Either way, neither team is going anywhere! Hell the Chefs might win this one and go on to beat the Broncos next week in KC but it won’t matter.
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KC Paul 3.0 wrote:OK, now that I have your attention, this is pretty much the official Patriots-Chiefs game thread. :lol:

OFFENSE- the Patsies are having a hard time running the football. They are ranked 27th in the league in rushing offense. The Chiefs' rank 8th in the league in run DEFENSE, hasn't allowed a 100yd rusher in weeks, and will NOT allow one this Sunday. The Patsies DO have success throwing the football, and the Chiefs have had their share of problems with their secondary, but with that banged up O-line that the Patsies have then Jared Allen and the other Chiefs' defensive linemen should be able to get to Tom Brady and disrupt a lot of what he likes to do.

DEFENSE- This ain't the same old Patsie D that we all have come to know. They are ranked 31st overall and once they lost Rodney "Cheap Shot" Harrison they went right into the toilet. Larry Johnson should have a FIELD DAY running over, around, and through that once-proud excuse for a defense. As for the Chiefs' D, they had better be prepared for a LOT of Tom Brady throwing the ball, since the Patsie ground game has went to shit.

Having said all that, I recognize the fact that as far as the Patsies are concerned, you can take some of their dogs out of the fight but they still have PLENTY of fight within the dogs they have left. It SHOULD be a hard fought, fairly close game, but I just don't see them stopping Grandmama OR Tony Gonzalez and with that rookie left side of the offensive line Jared Allen should earn another AFC Defensive Player Of The Week award. I'll call it:

Chiefs- 28
Patsies- 23







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KC is 29th against the pass. Brady is the Pats QB. Bad mix. Teams KNOW they can throw on KC all day. They run less because they ATTACK your secondary(which obviously works). Evidence? You are giving up 4 yards a carry. Not exactly great.

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PS KC is ranked 5th in the NFL in run defense. Nice research.

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The Pats O will score at will,the D should stop the squaws from time
to time Pats win.

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orcinus wrote:Rack the breakdown, Paul

I didn't have time to read any of it, but it looks like you put some work into that post ... props.
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KC 45
Patsies 17

No need to put any 'work' in this post.
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I love it!!! I hope Chef Player is underestimating the Pats as much as Chef fan. This team is getting healthier by the week and the kids on D are starting to play better and better. Pass and Evans have provided just enough in the rushing game to open things up for Brady.

Chef's need this game more then the Pats do. Tough division you guys play in damn.......
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KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
upstart wrote:The Pats O will score at will,the D should stop the squaws from time
to time Pats win.

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Without Corey Dillon?

Hilarious.

Brady had best save his arm for Sunday. He'll NEED it.
We don't need no Corey Dillon.....we got Big Bad Evens as you will
see on Sunday.

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It's starting to rain in KC, Willie Roaf is back, two of the top 3 recievers for Pats are out, top two running backs for Pats are out. It will be a big day for Larry Johnson.

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DOTRF should be very afraid. Paul appears a little too confident. Pats win by 5, 32-27
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