My Thanksgiving

Buggspray · Post by **Buggspray** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:30 am

Well I've always heard about those deep fryers made for turkeys.
I went down to the local Walmart and picked one up and luckily I had a few extra gallons of peanut oil around in the garage.

The shit seemed to be doing what was as advertised and I enjoyed some Makers Mark.

Shithook fuckafuck, damn turkey tasted like plastic or some kind of shit. My wife is gorgeous and all but she fucking forgot to take the neck and gizzards out that they put in the cavity if you need to use that shit.

I'm surprised she didn't put the fucking stuffing in before I dunked it into the oil. I know some of you are going to say I should have pulled the KFC out of the ice box but that's for snacking only.

Bace do you miss me? :wink:

sammurai gangbang · Post by **sammurai gangbang** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:15 am

thanks for confirming your unparalleld stupidity....i'm still the smartest mofo at .net

bIzzaro_RoAch · Post by **bIzzaro_RoAch** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:16 am

your both flunkies but sammie at least has some sense and iq.

fuk ya both

in the heart

Buffet Waiter · Post by **Buffet Waiter** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:25 am

Hello. Need some more Pepsi? I'll bring back some napkins.

golden corral · Post by **golden corral** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 5:50 pm

we're banning buggspray from ever attending our "all you can eat" special.....

buggspray=:bode:

Chinese Waiter · Post by **Chinese Waiter** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:33 am

You go nooowwww! You here 4 hour. Drink all Pepsi, sweat on table.
Eat all Moo Goo Gy Pan, rice... no pay.

Onry fortune cookie fwee. You pay fo' egg woll.

Go befo I call Po-weece.