"Outback taking Iowa over Michigan = Jonsense

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:32 pm

Which one you got off this line a week or so ago? I forget.... Either way, it feels really good to get picked over scUM! Have fun in San Antonio Wolverine fans......and make sure to leave your refs back home so Nebraska has a fair chance...

And Rack the Iowa senior class. 4 straight New Years bowls. Bring on the Gators!!

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:36 pm

So you guys get to play your consolation game in a better locale than Michigan but I'm glad we get to play Nebraska just so we can get some bragging rights for '97. This means nothing in the grand scheme of things but there's nothing wrong with having a little 'bode over Big Red.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:04 pm

You know what they say about the sun and a dog's ass.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:10 pm

Jon,

What kind of bullshit deal did Iowa pull here. It must be the cattle/Iowa/Outback connection at work. We work you, in your crib, despite overwhelming odds and an Iowa roster laden with top NFL talent, and you get the bid.

Iowa to the Outback is like fucking a fat chick...They're grateful. Iowegians will come in droves to Tampa, watch out Cracker Barrel. For UM, it's a dissapointment, therefore after 2 straight BCS games the Outback won't sit well with UM faithful (congrats on being in yet another NY day Bowl...how many are there now?). The Alamo is fine, a Big12 matchup sounds better to me than trouncing another SEC team in Florida.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:14 pm

Our fans are better than yours. It's that simple. That's why we're in Tampa and you're in San Antonio. The city of Tampa wanted Iowa, not Michigan. Not only do we travel better with a smaller fan base, but unlike Michigan fan, we actualyl have money to spend.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:16 pm

Keep telling yourself that shit. If you say it enough you may start to believe it.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:17 pm

TheJON wrote:but unlike Michigan fan, we actualyl have money to spend.

Come again? Do you want to rephrase that to "are willing to spend money"?

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:17 pm

Actually, that is right. That's why they took Iowa not Michigan. What other reason would they?

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:35 pm

It's like I said. Iowa in the Outback is a good year, Iowegians will flock to FL flea markets, and waffle houses pouring hundreds into the Tampa economy. Outback Bowl=dissapointment in AA. After 2 straight Rose Bowls, Michigan may not have traveled well. The outback always sells out anyway, but more Iowans=more hotel rooms=more in the bed tax rolls.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:46 pm

TheJON wrote:Our fans are better than yours. It's that simple. That's why we're in Tampa and you're in San Antonio. The city of Tampa wanted Iowa, not Michigan. Not only do we travel better with a smaller fan base, but unlike Michigan fan, we actualyl have money to spend.

Uhhhh, I live in Tampa and me and all my friends are pretty pissed that Michigan wasnt picked. We were going to go if Michigan came. Now, none of us could give a flying fuck.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:59 pm

TheJON wrote:Our fans are better than yours. It's that simple.

Tom Arnold is an IowaFan...a recovering coke addict that shacked up with Rosanne Barr. Do I need to go any further? Tell Ashton Kutcher what's up while you're at it. Kickass fanbase over there...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:14 pm

TheJON wrote:Our fans are better than yours. It's that simple. That's why we're in Tampa and you're in San Antonio. The city of Tampa wanted Iowa, not Michigan. Not only do we travel better with a smaller fan base, but unlike Michigan fan, we actualyl have money to spend.

Of course Iowa fans are going to travel better for these games. These bowl appearances are about as good as they'll ever do, so the fans treat them as their own personal NC games.

edit: Didn't read Wolverine's post which basically echoes my sentiment...oh well, I won't interfere with a well run pile-on.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:15 pm

Shoalzie,

You got me there. You think Michigan doesn't have some jerkoff celebrity fans??? It shouldn't matter what bowl game you go to, if you're a real fan, you'll travel (assuming you can afford it, of course). Just proves everyone's theory that Michigan fans are fairweather.

And everyone also knows that 70,000 seat Kinnick Stadium is 10 times louder on gameday than 110,000 seat Michigan Stadium.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:31 pm

don't you guys also forget that Jon plays poker for a living...

I mean he has lots of money to spend at Mons...

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:13 pm

Better get a shot first. Those girls are pretty but get run thru like UCLAs Def.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:20 pm

TheJON wrote:Just proves everyone's theory that Michigan fans are fairweather.

You can't paint all of us like that but there are some wishy-washy fans. I won't argue with the home crowd argument. It's common knowledge that Michigan Stadium is the quietest 100,000 in the nation...I've long acknowledged that. From those who post on this board, you can't call all MichiganFans as quiet or fairweather. If you packed 110,000 fans like myself, WolverineSteve, BlindRef and MClub into the Big House...you won't be calling Michigan crowds quiet ever again.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:27 pm

TheJON wrote:Our fans are better than yours. It's that simple. That's why we're in Tampa and you're in San Antonio. The city of Tampa wanted Iowa, not Michigan. Not only do we travel better with a smaller fan base, but unlike Michigan fan, we actualyl have money to spend.

Without question the biggest shitbag fans I've seen outside of my conference were from Iowa. No class leading up to the game. No class during the game. And, as expected, no class after the game.

Saw a couple of Team Bumblebee's biggest fans try to start shit in the parking lot at Pro Player after the Orange Bowl a few years back...both of them just got DROPPED by SC guys

Iowa fans should never leave the state. There is no way they could ever integrate with real society.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:31 pm

One of the funniest threads I ever read. at least a half dozen instances of Jon=bitch=parrot showing why he is such a tool. Thanks board bitch for being so entertaining.
Get your boy band hair cut trimmed up, buy a new metallica T-shirt, hitch the mules to the wagon and head for Fl.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:31 pm

I feel sorry for you Jimmy. Anyone that thinks like you do has some serious mental problems that I'm sure you have no control over. And I truly mean that.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:39 pm

This promises to be a great match up for all of us. Between Jon=bitch=parrot and Trexy, we are sure to have 1 whinniny bitch in here throwing a temper tantrum.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:42 pm

shut up

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:04 pm

I have mental problems for stating the obvious fact that the Iowa fans I saw at the 2002 Orange Bowl were a bunch of inbred shitbags with complexions whiter than the load Florida is gonna blast all over the Hawkeyes' backside????

Admit it, you're just pissed m2ool knocked you off as the new Board Bitch for 2005.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:06 pm

Memo to Iowa fan: Florida is one of the biggest cattle states in the country so you can leave your women at home. You will have to bring your own silos though.
As far as spending money. Every one knows that Iowa fan has to fart inorder to have a scent in thier pocket.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:35 pm

^^ RACK

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:53 pm

Who gives a fuck if your playing in the afterthought bowls

What, am i supposed to get wet and excited over a Independance Bowl Bid? If your excited about playing in Houston or San Antonio or Orlando, then your a fucking retard.

It's about the BCS bowls, that's how you judge a Program, not playing in the Weed eater bowl!

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:22 am

Adelpiero wrote:Who gives a fuck if your playing in the afterthought bowls

What, am i supposed to get wet and excited over a Independance Bowl Bid? If your excited about playing in Houston or San Antonio or Orlando, then your a fucking retard.

It's about the BCS bowls, that's how you judge a Program, not playing in the Weed eater bowl!

Are you kidding me? That CU/CU matchup in the Champs Sports® Bowl is one for the ages...

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:37 pm

First off, what the fuck does a Missouri fan know about BCS bowls?

If my team is playing, I'll support them. Doesn't matter where. A bowl game is still a game regardless of where you play.

As for Iowa fans.....

Jimmy, once again, I honestly do feel sad for you. Anyone that throws an entire group of people under the bus because of a few jerkoffs is a pathetic loser. Let me guess, you saw a black person in handcuffs once so now you assume all black people are hoodlems??? Probably do. That's the type of person you are and I feel bad for you being so screwed up. I can't really comment much on what I saw from SC fan because, well, none of you actually showed up.

Here's the thing.....we have a group of our fan base that us here in Iowa have dubbed as the "Jihadic Wing" of the Hawkeye nation. This group makes up less than 10% of our fans. No one likes them. Unfortunately, they are very vocal. Basically, they're the type of Hawkeye fans that want to fire the coach after every loss, spend more time laughing at ISU when they lose then enjoying a Hawkeye victory, and think that Iowa athletics rule the world. These people are idiots and very annoying. The "Jihadic Wing" is the small group of jagoffs you'll see at the bowl games talking trash and making us all look bad. But they do not represent us real Iowa fans.

And is Florida going to drop a load on Iowa like they did 2 years ago???? Iowa 28 UF 17. Game over at the start of 4th quarter.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:43 pm

TheJON wrote:Here's the thing.....we have a group of our fan base that us here in Iowa have dubbed as the "Jihadic Wing" of the Hawkeye nation. This group makes up less than 10% of our fans. No one likes them. Unfortunately, they are very vocal. Basically, they're the type of Hawkeye fans that want to fire the coach after every loss, spend more time laughing at ISU when they lose then enjoying a Hawkeye victory, and think that Iowa athletics rule the world. These people are idiots and very annoying. The "Jihadic Wing" is the small group of jagoffs you'll see at the bowl games talking trash and making us all look bad. But they do not represent us real Iowa fans.

Pot, meet kettle (especially the part in bold).

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:40 am

TheJON wrote:Jimmy, once again, I honestly do feel sad for you. Anyone that throws an entire group of people under the bus because of a few jerkoffs is a pathetic loser.

A few?

Try every single Iowa fan I came accross, including the guy who called my wife names out on the street. No class.

Let me guess, you saw a black person in handcuffs once so now you assume all black people are hoodlems??? Probably do. That's the type of person you are and I feel bad for you being so screwed up.

Nice melt.

I can't really comment much on what I saw from SC fan because, well, none of you actually showed up.

Really? I wonder how my camera took this picture then, before the game:

Here's the thing.....we have a group of our fan base that us here in Iowa have dubbed as the "Jihadic Wing" of the Hawkeye nation. This group makes up less than 10% of our fans. No one likes them. Unfortunately, they are very vocal. Basically, they're the type of Hawkeye fans that want to fire the coach after every loss, spend more time laughing at ISU when they lose then enjoying a Hawkeye victory, and think that Iowa athletics rule the world. These people are idiots and very annoying. The "Jihadic Wing" is the small group of jagoffs you'll see at the bowl games talking trash and making us all look bad.

Mission accomplished. A+

But they do not represent us real Iowa fans.

I couldn't care less, to be honest. I just enjoy watching you cry like a girl.

And is Florida going to drop a load on Iowa like they did 2 years ago???? Iowa 28 UF 17. Game over at the start of 4th quarter.

With 400 future NFL first round picks on the squad, Iowa has no excuse but to win by 56,000 points.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:13 am

I heard on the news today that the Tampa police are going to hire rodeo clowns as part of the security for this game. Apparently the plan is for the clowns to distract the Iowa women away from the concession stands so normal people can get a coke and a hot dog with out getting trampled.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:16 am

It would appear that Iowa fan has begun the migration to Fl. Several cars have been sighted with a bumper sticker that reads " honk if you think Radar O'rielly is sexy.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:29 am

MClub · Post by **MClub** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:09 am

i can't believe yr talking shit about the outback bowl. didn't we beat you this year? enough for me..

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:24 am

Killian wrote:You know what they say about the sun and a dog's ass.

Why the Fuck does your fat mouth need to POP into everyones threads!? God DAMN, you are a dumbfuck.

Can't you just leave well enough alone?

WTF does DOMERfan have anything to say about ANYthing!? Iowa gets 4 straight NYD Bowls. WTF has Domer done!? Next to NOTHING!

ONE fucking season with a schedule of teams totalling 65 losses! And all of a sudden we can't shut this fucker up for ten minutes!

EVERY thread, you're poppin off!

Get a fucking clue!

Oh, and Rack Iowa. Major props to a team with a REAL coach and staff.
I wish the damn Detroit Lions would steal him away this spring. They deserve the top notch bowl. As does a LOT of Big-10 squads. That's why fucking Domer will NEVER join our conference. Because they know it means an automatic 3 or more losses every year. And you KNOW it's true, so don't even try to argue it. PSU - Ohio State - Mich State - Mich - Iowa = ALL losses for ND more often than not. I guarentee it. Instead, ND's opponants in '05 had like 65+ losses this season!

So, just stfu Domer. And get the Fuck outta threads you got no business poppin off in.

MClub · Post by **MClub** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:22 pm

^^^^^

imagine what would happen if yr team's w-l record was what afforded liscense to post.. just a thought.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:46 pm

Babs,

Go back to crying about the big boys winning, celebrating when they lose, and not really giving a fuck about MSU.

Irony at it's finest. You never cease to be able to drag a thread lower than a round table discussion between 5 year olds.