RJ, Sirfindalot, Assassin....yer sig's

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:31 am

Enjoy, and have a nice week....your next beatdown is just 6 days away...

I’m Raiduhfan..I’m saddled with a pathetic team whose fans, though loyal, are never to be confused with multiple cell beings. The franchise is hamstrung by a senile old relic who reflects rather than projects. The Bolt’s have handed us our a$$ in a basket 5 straight times, and there is no end in sight.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:32 am

IN :cry: :cry: :cry:

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:36 am

I see you have no problem handing out sigs Mike. I guess its the wearing of sigs you have a problem with. You just got in line with RuPaul and BEB. Great company to be in.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:42 am

Mother. Fucker.

IN.

:x :x

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:16 am

DallasFanatic wrote:I see you have no problem handing out sigs Mike. I guess its the wearing of sigs you have a problem with. You just got in line with RuPaul and BEB. Great company to be in.

DF, I've been good natured with you to this point, nonetheless you continue to show yourself a complete lunitic. I'll post this thread for you again, however this time I'll go over it step by step so even you can understand. Per chance you still can't get it, hey it's ok, I know everone else will. If you want to keep hitting yourself in the groin...go ahead.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=11896

DF wrote:
"Cuz you pussed out in week one. That makes you Queen of all losers."

I dismissed the "Queen of all losers" remark and responded with a question, and an invitation for you to av. me!...

CM responded:
...?? did you offer? If you did and I didn't jump on it, then av. me!

Instead of responding with an av. for me...you responded with another shot...

DumFck responded:

"You not too smart are you CDike?

Look at Page 2 dummy

There goes that undefeated streak of yours. Shit, in fact it never even started."

Once again I responded like the niiiiice guy I am, knowing you were having some kind of brain-lock..

A still niiiiice CM acknowledged sweetly, even to the point of inviting you to the tailgate and acknowledging BODE you:

"Even though I didn't jump, you did indeed throw it down.... Bode you DF...hurt me!

BTW..tailgate Sun.?

However, once again instead of shooting me an av. you spewed more drivel for Gawd knows what reason.

Now spinning out of control drooled:

"Uh Mike you did jump. I mean I did turn down your fiddy offer, but you said "Understand and IN". I take it that means you jumped on the offer. Oh well. I move into the house 12/14, my 33rd birthday...whooooo hoooo. Needless to say I'll be spending the remaining weekends going to Home Depot and Lowes shopping for all the shit we're going to need for this million dollar mansion (million dollars refers to the price with interest )."

Anyways, I have 2 groups of 5 or 6 friends going to the game. Most are Raider fans but my good friend is a Charger fan. I'm sure the two of you will be laughing your ass off at Raiderfan after this blowout. Sorry Raiderfan, but the last team I'd want to face right now is the Chargers.

Now, C-Mike, remember who your daddy is and fetch me a beer and sammich.

A slowly running out of patience CM responded:

..confused over here Boss.....is it my fault you didn't follow up with a tasty sig or av. for me???

A still insulting, obviuosly clueless DipFreekinstick ralphed:

"Keep being confused nimrod. The more you open your mouth the further you bury your head in your ass. Here was your sig. BTW, how old are you CMike? Old age and short term memory loss getting to you?"

Finally reeling out of control DizzyFool comes up with a sig. acknowledging I called for it

"Your sig CMike, the one that you called for"

Now jumping to another thread, you further your demise in front of the whole board by belching out:

"I see you have no problem handing out sigs Mike. I guess its the wearing of sigs you have a problem with. You just got in line with RuPaul and BEB. Great company to be in."

Yep. I really have a problem wearing sig's DF..only had to ask you 3 FREEKIN TIMES.

Here's how it works.....you win, you provide the sig! I know it's a complicated concept, but I'm convinced you can handle it...if given enough time and help!

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:57 pm

Mike,

The sig was offered after the week one win. Check the date on the sig. You didn't have to ask for it three times, it was there right after the Chargers loss. Now take the sig and shove it up your ass.

G.O. · Post by **G.O.** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:08 pm

i've been following the drama here between DF and CM.

tell me i'm not really siding with DF here.

i must be missing something.....

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:06 pm

SSSHHHHH Gwego. The old man is still sleeping. I don't want to wake him and get his thong in a bunch.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:15 pm

G.O. wrote:i've been following the drama here between DF and CM.

tell me i'm not really siding with DF here.

i must be missing something.....

I hear ya. Sad, ain't it?

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:29 pm

trev wrote:
G.O. wrote:i've been following the drama here between DF and CM.

tell me i'm not really siding with DF here.

i must be missing something.....
I hear ya. Sad, ain't it?

Trev,

Could you please do me a favor and get CMike a cup of egg nog and some of your special cookies? He needs someone to help him through his senility.

TIA