Clemens AND Theo back in the fold?

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:52 pm

Unless you schmoes had your cable turned off for non-payment, what about these reports about one or both coming back to Boston? How sick would this rotation be: Clemens, Schilling, Beckett, a bag of new balls, and a rosin bag?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:57 pm

Cueball wrote:How sick would this rotation be: Clemens, Schilling, Beckett, a bag of new balls, and a rosin bag?

Depends upon whether they decide to get injured together or at different times?

Let's see if Schilling and Clemens can co-exist.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:06 pm

I heard Epstein would be back as a consultant with two of his underlings from before being co-GM.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:18 pm

Clemens is a douche. he was lazy his last couple of years in Boston and wasted their time. I wouldnt have him back.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:24 pm

Clemens will retire before he would move away from his family in Texas.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:43 pm

Maybe he spent too much time around that floatation device receptacle he calls a wife while he was in Houston.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:15 am

he will not retire he only needs one more year to beat the strikeout record and if he doesnt threow thirty interceptinns. next time he will be better than anybody that ever ever throws the balls*.

*'cept for primex.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:48 am

bbqjones wrote:throws the balls*.

*'cept for primex.

My chin loves the massage.

-Your wife.

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:04 am

I would like to see this. As remote as it is.

(Not the PrimeX chin thing w/ Mrs Piggy

chowd= :scared:)

But Roger back in a 'Sox uniform, #21. :wink:
Dude is a horse. It's pretty remote, but as a fan, oh hell yeah- That would work.

If he pitches this year and stays healthy, he'll go 19-6.

Why not do it where it all began for him?

(Besides- Nobody has worn #21 since he left. That's for a reason)

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:20 pm

I got an application for employment from the Red Sox. There was a list of positions available and you had to circle the one you were interested in.

-Souvenir shop attendant

-Beer/food vendor

-Cleanup crew

There was a spot for "other" so I filled in "General Manager".

No one has called me.

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:39 am

I wouldn't object to Clemens returning to Boston for one season, then finally retiring.
Then, there'd be no argument about whose cap he'll wear to the Hall Of Fame. :P

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:23 pm

What's going to happen with the rivalry if Clemens returns to Boston and backwards Ramon signs with the Yankees?

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:23 pm

Clemens rulz and Nomar sux and is gax

T1B

Clemens AND Theo back in the fold?

Clemens AND Theo back in the fold?

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