Chiefs vs Dallas - Calling out Cowgirls Hoontah and DF

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:00 pm

Nix,

Ok then. I put you in the Scott, JHawk group...the REST are crybabies. :D

And I agree..either officiating is getting worse, or the fact I am staying a bit more sober during the games is playing a role.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:03 pm

Mississippi Neck wrote:Nix,

Ok then. I put you in the Scott, JHawk group...the REST are crybabies. :D

And I agree..either officiating is getting worse, or the fact I am staying a bit more sober during the games is playing a role.

A bit? Like stopping one beer shy of finishing off the twelver?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:59 pm

Pinky Potato wrote:we need to find Scotty a new team......
any suggestions?

Queerbot wrote:CLEVELANDScott has a good ring to it!

Spuds Polesmoker wrote: I like the sound of
BRONCO SCOTT...

Drilled Ass Fagmatic wrote: Back off, he is OURS.

Damn......... it always sounds suspicious when you hear guys talking about getting other guys to join "their team"

Matter O' Fact it sounds like some Queer assed Hollywood movie plot:

Pinky: Hey fellas... I know we all wear different colors, but I think we're all on the same sideline, if you know what I mean

Queerbot: I do, I do Big Pinkster. I'm not just a Brown fan by the way. I love 'em Black, White or Yellow.

Dullass Fag: Me too. You can trust your handlebar to the man who wears the big blue star. That's me!

Pinky: Hey Cowboy.... I'm lonely up here in Idaho. There's no Mo in Idaho.

Dullass Fag: Yea.... that god you have that pole smoking 28K connection and a groovy microphone or you'd spend the day humpin' sheep

Queerbot: I've humped sheep, Sexy Texy and their not baa d.

Pinky: We need more friend's like us, ladies. Who should we try and recruit?

Dullass Fag: I've got an idea and he lives close! He's not too bright and I like the way he talks

Pinky: Are we talking about Queen Jane the body builder?

Dullass Fag: None other. He can tie a knot in my Pink balloon anyday

Q Butt: Pinky, is he stupid enough to fall for your "free ticket scam?"

Pinky: Oh' you know it Girlfriend. I'll PM him right now and tell him he's won 2 tickets to the game at Fudgepack Mountain

As Queen Jane gets off crop duster, he wonders why Al Davis would have scheduled a game in Idaho. After 3 seconds he remembers he forgot to pack VO5 and the thought is lost. He is met by a lonesome looking stranger in assless chaps and a funny cowboy hat

Pinky: Howdy Pahtna........

Queen Jane: Yo there Ass Pirate. Where can a man find a Hot Meal, a Cold Diet Pepsi and a Sally Beauty Supply in these parts?

Pinky: This way stallion. follow me over to my Brown Ford Probe

Queen Jane: What's in that botle your holding behind your back? If it's Sassoon extra firm gel, I sure could use a squirt

.............

To Be continued

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:06 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:You're not allowed to participate in this weeks events Orc. We have put you on a one weeks suspension for actions (lack of AV/sig to Patsfan) detrimental to your fanbase.

Please feel free to rejoin your fanbase upon the completion of the Cowboys win over the Queefs.

:D

Since I'm late to the party, I'm going to need a ruling on this one.

Don't mind sporting the av and sig at all; however, I'd like to know if this would have been enforced had the Chiefies won.

Either way, I'm good with DF's word.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:23 pm

KC Scott wrote:
To Be continued

Kin A bub-you're gonna pay a price for that....

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:26 pm

Felix wrote:
KC Scott wrote:
To Be continued
Kin A bub-you're gonna pay a price for that....

:paul: you can BaaaLeeeH'dat! :paul:

RACK Scott--->fvcker!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:51 am

Ya see Q, I warned you about this kind of thing....

You try and do a good turn by a homeless football fan and he turns on you....

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:51 am

Daaayum Greenie!

i wasn't planning on seeing the NEW KCScott...errr---->KCARTEST!

Trade talks are OFF....btw.

Good LUCK with your Litigation Hearing!

who knows? maybe a sympathy air conditioner might come your way!

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:27 am

orcinus wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:You're not allowed to participate in this weeks events Orc. We have put you on a one weeks suspension for actions (lack of AV/sig to Patsfan) detrimental to your fanbase.

Please feel free to rejoin your fanbase upon the completion of the Cowboys win over the Queefs.

:D
Since I'm late to the party, I'm going to need a ruling on this one.

Don't mind sporting the av and sig at all; however, I'd like to know if this would have been enforced had the Chiefies won.

Either way, I'm good with DF's word.

You can do what you want Orc. I was more than ready to sport your AV, but fortunately for us, our team whooped some ass when it counted. Now you can sport the sig, which is what I would've done, or you can take my sarcasm literally and weasel your way out of it.

You knwo what to do Orc. Bend over and grab them ankles.