If any of USC's players were on the Titanic it wouldn't have sank.
If any of the SC players were at Dealy Plaza Kennedy would still be alive.
If any of the SC players were on the Warren Commission we'd know who killed Kennedy.
If this year's USC's team could just all play in the NFL right now, as LA's expansion team, they'd be the '99 Rams on offense, and the '85 Bears on defense. They'd be the Super Bowl champions for 10 years in a row, and there would be no more parody, in that boring league.
X 10! For Real.
Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
I'm not gay, but I would gladly surrender my virgin poop chute to any member of the USC Trojans as a token of gratitude and respect for their myriad contributions to the betterment of mankind.
I am hopping Reggie Bush can come inpregnate my wife and then leave with no more obligation. If he is interested in deflowering my daughter I would be willing to allow it.
peter dragon wrote:I am hopping Reggie Bush can come inpregnate my wife and then leave with no more obligation. If he is interested in deflowering my daughter I would be willing to allow it.
I'd hit-up Archie Manning first. He is the more proven sire. Dude's jizz is just money.
You gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite?
I wish the almighty trojans could bring Bob Wills and Hank Sr. back.
This thread does give an interesting angle to the burning bush.
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
If they still had the college All Star game I wonder if they'd just let SC play the super bowl champs. You all know they did invent college football, and electricity, and the gas powered engine, they sent the first rocket to the moon among other feats.....like flight.
OK - no offense meant to the USC folks here, but I am rooting heavily for UT right now. All of this "greatest team ever" stuff is getting waaaaaaaaay out of control.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
Reminds me of the old SNL skits about "Da Bears." One time they were debating what would happen if the whole Bears team missed a game and Ditka had to play the Giants by himself. All we need are a few people wearing Packers jerseys and cheesehead hats to debate this one.
War Wagon wrote:The first time I click on one of your youtube links will be the first time.
USC is so great that I think I'm going to name Aggie Gal's firstborn son Peter Reginald Matthew as a living, breathing tribute to their unrivaled greatness.
Dude's about to cure cancer and even rid Blondiebabe of crabs once and for all yet for all his seemingly miraculous abilities he's still unable to help Adel bring those writing skills up to even a remedial level of competency.
Dude's about to cure cancer and even rid Blondiebabe of crabs once and for all yet for all his seemingly miraculous abilities he's still unable to help Adel bring those writing skills up to even a remedial level of competency.
Understandable. Even Achilles had a heel.
Nobodies perfect, and the difference between a dam and a levee is negligible, 'cept that levee's are harder to mantain...and spell.
