Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:14 am

Dinsdale wrote:
...the tally currently stands at

Dinsdale RACKS - 3

Make it - 4

Big fan. Never miss reading a Dinsdale post.

You're full of shit most of the time, but usually a hella' funny read.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:34 am

rack Dins

rack the timing of JCT's "brevity". Got a laugh.

rack Luther for being an excellent instigator.

rack Fester cause he's down by law and that's word.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:51 am

Derron wrote:

I think only caring about one self and constantly having not to make tough decisions in life is taking the "easy way out."

You misread my post. I dont agree w/ going through life w/ out any responsibility and thus saying people that raise families and provide for kids took the easy way out. I am young, dumb and full of cum but I have goals in life and they include family and providing a nice life for my future family. So I guess you can say I am taking the easy way out.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:10 am

I'll rack Dins because I enjoy reading the results of this thing called "effort."

Also, welcome back Derron.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:46 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Fear. That's the motivation to settle down. Fear.

Rack Dins!

Things that hold the average man down...

Fear

Doubt

and...

Worry

Rack the values of the West Coast Posse

m2

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:03 am

m2 wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Fear. That's the motivation to settle down. Fear.
Rack Dins!

Things that hold the average man down...

Fear of bad hygene

Doubt of any wind chime sales

and...

Worry about having bus fare for the next Ren-Fest show

Rack the values of the West Coast Posse

m2

FTFY

you're welcome.

oh yeah...RACK Dins and Rack Derron. Luth and Fester is all good as always.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:39 am

Qbert wrote:
m2 wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Fear. That's the motivation to settle down. Fear.
Rack Dins!

Things that hold the average man down...

Fear of bad hygene

Doubt of any wind chime sales

and...

Worry about having bus fare for the next Ren-Fest show

Rack the values of the West Coast Posse

m2
FTFY

You must have missed this part... the average man.

Do I seem like the kinda guy that would work 11 to 12 months a year, live in Cleveland, and sit in my cubicle while I work and dream about my 2 week vacation???

Or... am I the guy that works 6 months a year, while traveling the country of course... and spends his 6 months a year off, living in the most beautiful area in the country?

m2 is far cry from the average dork that spends all day posting on a message board to save himself from his own miserable existence...

Carry on

the truth

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:31 am

Dinsdale's on fire......

rack

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:06 pm

Y2K wrote:Dinsdale's on fire......

BOOM-SHAK-A-LAKA !

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:09 pm

rack all NBA Jams resets. Always played as Spurs (Robinson, Rodman and Avery) or Knicks (Starks, Ewing and Mason).

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:14 pm

Sonics were good too with Kemp, Payton, and Chambers??

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:17 pm

Orlando - Penny Hardaway, Nick Anderson and Dennis Scott...3 point makin' machines.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:20 pm

DMike316 wrote:Sonics were good too with Kemp, Payton, and Chambers??

Im w/ ya. It was Kemp, Payton and Schrempf.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:21 pm

By the way, what if you're unmarried, without kids, but have a serious relationship with someone whom you live with? Would that qualify as "sorta-kinda-but-not-exactly-the-easy-way-out"?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:24 pm

EXACTLY

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:54 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:By the way, what if you're unmarried, without kids, but have a serious relationship with someone whom you live with? Would that qualify as "sorta-kinda-but-not-exactly-the-easy-way-out"?

I was afraid to ask.

RACK Dins, btw.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:27 pm

So Dins, what did you go with last night, the Nacho Cheese Doritos or the Cool Ranch?

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:38 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:So Dins, what did you go with last night, the Nacho Cheese Doritos or the Cool Ranch?

Today, could be informative too. Thanks Fess, bringing up Cheese (I know, only used in a Doritos reference) should bring out some other tips. You do know that Oregon is home to the Tillamook Cheese Factory, yes?

Aging cheese, fresh milk, cows with big floppy teats and the processing. There is no cork sniffing involved, no little finger out, no Cheese Spectator magazines that I know of. I think, guys know more shit about cheese. Funny how that works when cheese is supposed to bind, isn't it?

This could be a good day.

Rip City

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:45 pm

Luther wrote:

Aging cheese, fresh milk, cows with big floppy teats and the processing. There is no cork sniffing involved, no little finger out, no Cheese Spectator magazines that I know of. I think, guys know more shit about cheese. Funny how that works when cheese is supposed to bind, isn't it?

I don't know, Luth. There's something sort of gay about cheese too. Not sure what it is.

[web]http://www.frencheese.co.uk/cheeses/cheeses.php#pres[/web]

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:52 pm

What if you're not married but have a lot of kids that you don't support?
Easy way out or not?

- Shawn Kemp

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:57 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:So Dins, what did you go with last night, the Nacho Cheese Doritos or the Cool Ranch?

LMAO!

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:44 pm

Dins must be out today.

He's probably out climbing Annapurna, discovering a cure for cancer, or boning Tyra Banks -- you know, typical Single Guy stuff.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:55 pm

Didnt Brokeback Mountain open up nationwide today??

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:55 pm

War Wagon wrote: You're full of shit ALL of the time

Fixed.

DMike316 wrote:
Y2K wrote:Dinsdale's on fire......
BOOM-SHAK-A-LAKA !

Why yes....yes, it IS the shoes.

Uncle Fester wrote:So Dins, what did you go with last night, the Nacho Cheese Doritos or the Cool Ranch?

It was actually a small handful of Sunchips(I'm allowed to have a couple these days, but not the whole bag). These were of course ingested while sitting around with my buddy playing Madden on XBox...:redfacedsmileything:

And just a little UPDATE on the scoreboard thingy --

SDR, Fester has now garnered more RACKs in the callout thread that you started than you have.

So, how is that pile-on you tried to instigate working for you? Did the epic posters come and fight your battle like you were hoping?

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:58 pm

The thread served my purpose, it entertained me.

There's no battle to fight, no pile-on I was trying to get others to join in on. You did just as I figured you would: blow your horn and be yourself, e.g., prove my point.

Carry on, oh wise one.

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:03 pm

archive

if only for Fester if nothing else

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:16 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:Annapurna

I can't keep up with all of these female Russian Tennis players.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:24 pm

quacker backer wrote:archive

if only for Fester if nothing else

How about we wait one more day, so as to memorialize all of the ridicule that Soonerfan is going to be taking in a few hours?

Quack Quack, MotherFuckers.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:26 pm

Some Damn Retard wrote:The thread served my purpose, it entertained me.

There's no battle to fight, no pile-on I was trying to get others to join in on. You did just as I figured you would: blow your horn and be yourself, e.g., prove my point.

A propensity for declaring self-BODE from the bottom of the pile?

:BIGSHOCKER: you traded in your old nic for a new one.

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:26 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
quacker backer wrote:archive

if only for Fester if nothing else
How about we wait one more day, so as to memorialize all of the ridicule that Soonerfan is going to be taking in a few hours?

Quack Quack, MotherFuckers.

you'll be eatin my sooner shorts in mere hours duckfan:)

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:30 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Some Damn Retard wrote:The thread served my purpose, it entertained me.

There's no battle to fight, no pile-on I was trying to get others to join in on. You did just as I figured you would: blow your horn and be yourself, e.g., prove my point.
A propensity for declaring self-BODE from the bottom of the pile?

:BIGSHOCKER: you traded in your old nic for a new one.

No claim of Bode. I just don't take the board as seriously as you do.

This is my one and only nic here.

Edit: I do have one troll nic I've used a half dozen times, but since DrD is gone, don't have a need for it anymore.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:31 pm

diT wrote: you'll be eatin my sooner shorts in mere hours duckfan:)

Oh yeah?

I've got plenty of space in my sigline that says you're sorely mistaken. 255 characters, to be exact.

Bring it, flatlander.

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:36 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
diT wrote: you'll be eatin my sooner shorts in mere hours duckfan:)
Oh yeah?

I've got plenty of space in my sigline that says you're sorely mistaken. 255 characters, to be exact.

Bring it, flatlander.

IN, treehugger!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:38 pm

Some Damn Retard wrote: I just don't take the board as seriously as you do.

So, we go from the smackless callout, to the declaration of BODE, and of course to complete the tardfecta, we then get the inevitable...

"You take this board too seriously."

You're jealous that you didn't get the Board Bitch nomination, aren't you? Sorry, but things have changed. If you want to be top dog in the board bitch sweepstakes these days, you need to do a little extra. Gone are the days when I simple "Hey everyone, would you mind smacking on this guy for me, since I'm incapable," and a variant of "I have BODE," followed up with "you take this place too seriously, as opposed to myself, regardless whether I posted a thread expressing concern about possible personality shortcomings of another poster."

Nope, those old standby techniques just don't cut it in these times of message board evolution. You really have to do something extra, like a rundown of all of your neglected pets you've murdered, or post pics of yourself with overweight dungeons and dragons skanks. Gone are the days when "you take this place too seriously" assures you the title.

Kick it up a notch. You're well on your way...

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:42 pm

Nice to read Dins after all this time I spent in prison for soliciting Hookers dressed as cops or something like that.........

Rack Dins! King of the Mind-Fuck!

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:42 pm

Funny. I post a take with 12 words and a smiley, and four pages later you're banging out another novel about how you don't take this too seriously.

Props to you, I guess.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:44 pm

diT wrote: IN, treehugger!

That's'what I'm talking about.

I'll leave all terms and conditions to you, bro.

Oregon is a MUCH better team, AND I'm quite sure they still have a chip on their shoulder from the asswhooping OU laid on them last year.

Actaully, I hope U of O and OU can meet occasionally over the next couplefew years. Although it's brand new, it has the makings of nice friendly rivalry. Soonerfan is a hoot.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:46 pm

Holy smokes, an ADAM sighting....everybody slam a beer...or bang a hooker...or whatever those people serve.

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:48 pm

Speaking of football Dins, how did that Giblet Tech A&M team you were hyping up do in the Div. XVI-AAAA championship a few weeks back?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:21 pm

My other team, the perrenial D3 powerhouse Linfield Wildcats lost in the semis. I have a hunch Brett Elliot, who walked away from the starting QB job at Utah, citing the reason that it sucked so badly living in Utah, he was willing to walk on to D3 to not live there anymore, even though the guy he was replacing went #1 in the NFL draft, will be playing on Sundays sooner or later. I think he threw for like 550 yards in the loss (in the rain, no less).

BUT, just because Linfield came up short this year, it doesn't change the fact that they are THE WINNINGEST TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL! By far. This year maked consecutive winning season #50. Yeah, you read that right...50. They were NAIA until about 20 years or so ago, but it was also a smaller school back then. I think enrollment is up to about 2000 these days.

BTW-Linfield is going to win the D3 baseball title this year(sup assistant coach and Linfield alum, not to mention World Series MVP Scotty Brosius), so all is not lost. Almost pulled it off last year. And sure, it's D3 and D3 is what it is, but if they would have pulled off both football and baseball titles in the same year...well, that's just taking pwnership of D3. Next year, it will happen.

And it'll still be D3, but D3 BODE is better than no BODE. And Linfield's stadium is a very short drunken walk/stagger from my bud's house.

But tonight...tonight is all about the Quackers, the most versatile beast in the entire animal kingdom -- it can run, it can swim, it can fly(good line, Dan Fouts). If Ahmad Rashad shows up and runs his mouth, I'm muting the volume, though. He's a Portlander and a Duck, and I still can't homer for that tard.