Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:32 pm

Dinsdale wrote:If any of you ever thought for even one fucking second that I'm not making every word of this shit up as I go along, then your parents should have killed you at birth, you moronic fucks.

I knew I shouldn't have taken your golf tips. :brad:

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:42 pm

I better get my post in here before some shithead mod moves this thread to the 'chives before it's time.

Rack Dinsdale for being Dinsdale!

Rack my Retarded buddy up the road for starting one of the more entertaining threads I've read in a while.

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:48 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:I better get my post in here before some shithead mod moves this thread to the 'chives before it's time.

Rack Dinsdale for being Dinsdale!

Rack my Retarded buddy up the road for starting one of the more entertaining threads I've read in a while.

Whoo Hooo, I scored one.

I think this is by far the most successful thread I've ever started, anywhere.

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:48 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:If any of you ever thought for even one fucking second that I'm not making every word of this shit up as I go along, then your parents should have killed you at birth, you moronic fucks.
I knew I shouldn't have taken your golf tips. :brad:

Don't try his "Scoring with Hooker" tips either......

Bad Mojo man, Baaad Mojo!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:52 pm

I genuflected.

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:00 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:I genuflected.

On yourself?
You're sick man! Save it for the porn boards!
Although impressive by any means...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:04 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
I knew I shouldn't have taken your golf tips.

WhoaWhoaWhoa.

There's SOME things in this world that are above and beyond trolling and internet swagger.

Golf is sacred. Your knack for fellatio, your whore of a mother, and your football team is not.

A man's got to hold some principles dear.

I'd ask how you're liking the hybrid, buyt IU have a hunch you folks don't golf there much this time of year (I played a Par 3 on Christmas Day...rulezorz to be me).

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:13 pm

Dinsdale wrote:(I played a Par 3 on Christmas Day...

You get it past the windmill on the first attempt?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:16 pm

I didn't know Jose Hernandez was the greenskeeper.

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:17 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:(I played a Par 3 on Christmas Day...
You get it past the windmill on the first attempt?

The drawbridge always fucks me up....E-V-E-R-Y gott D-A-M-N time.....

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:22 pm

I'll have to toss a big monster rack in for Father D! Good read, and at the end of the day, that's all that matters to me!.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:23 pm

Some Damn Retard wrote:The thread served my purpose, it entertained me.

There's no battle to fight, no pile-on I was trying to get others to join in on. You did just as I figured you would: blow your horn and be yourself, e.g., prove my point.

Carry on, oh wise one.

Look mang, I don't have any beef with you and it's all good. However, you called out someone that "puts out" --> effort to smack. I don't see how you are being entertained by getting your ass handed to you. There are board bitch rivalries as seen in Luther's thread, but certainly don't add yourself to THAT list.

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:28 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
Some Damn Retard wrote:The thread served my purpose, it entertained me.

There's no battle to fight, no pile-on I was trying to get others to join in on. You did just as I figured you would: blow your horn and be yourself, e.g., prove my point.

Carry on, oh wise one.
Look mang, I don't have any beef with you and it's all good. However, you called out someone that "puts out" --> effort to smack. I don't see how you are being entertained by getting your ass handed to you. There are board bitch rivalries as seen in Luther's thread, but certainly don't add yourself to THAT list.

Thanks for the advice, and I certainly will not add myself to that list.

Come to think of it, I won't add myself to the:

Got drunk in the middle of the night by myself and posted incoherently
Can't find a job
Can't find a job, except as file clerk for a porn outfit
Posted personal info on porn skanks to make myself look cool
Repeatedly melted down in epic fashion

lists either.

Thanks mang, you're ok.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:32 pm

Glad to hear you don't have issues and fabricate lies.

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:34 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Glad to hear you don't have issues and fabricate lies.

Sorry I lied.

You're not ok, I was just trying to make you feel better.

You're really a loser. Good luck with that "medical program".

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:35 pm

Some Damn Retard wrote:Got drunk in the middle of the night by myself and posted incoherently

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Back in the day I ended up doing that. Nothing like the feeling of posting your ass off in a drunken stupor some night then wondering the next day when you look at the board how that thread entitled "The time I ass-fucked a midget amputee" was started by your nic.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:36 pm

Who sings that song? I have Limewire installed and "I'm a loser" was one of my favs.

Sorry you had to create a shit troll to become a whimpering sniper, but you have no credibility in anything you say.

Just thought I'd let you in on that. How is Troll Train going for you?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:36 pm

Racks to me for being alive during these great times.

We are jolly green giants walking the earth... with guns.

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:38 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Who sings that song? I have Limewire installed and "I'm a loser" was one of my favs.

Sorry you had to create a shit troll to become a whimpering sniper, but you have no credibility in anything you say.

Just thought I'd let you in on that. How is Troll Train going for you?

No idea what you're talking about, but that's not new. Keep killing yourself, loser.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:40 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Who sings that song? I have Limewire installed and "I'm a loser" was one of my favs.

Isn't that 3 Doors Down?

So, in one week's time, we have Meds admitting to drinking wine made exclusively for faggots, and now AP becomes a big 3 Doors Down fan.

Fuck, people -- I was just KIDDING when I said every last one of you is a flaming fucking homo...do me a favor and let me continue my illusion, and continue treating you all like a bunch of alleged homosexuals, rather than confirmed homosexuals, OK?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:43 pm

Some Damn Retard wrote: No idea what you're talking about, but that's not new. Keep killing yourself, loser.

Oh yes you do. You know I have bitch-slapped you many times over the past few years and now you spam that fucked up Troll Train board. Don't lie you worthless piece of shit. You know I know who you are.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:45 pm

AP, you still on good terms with the porn gig?

I may be unemployed soon and I can probably fill in part-time as a fluffer.

I can't stand wind-chimes, and I'm probably otherwise unemployable. I'm just hoping to put off living in the bushes behind 7-11 until the weather gets warmer

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:45 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
Some Damn Retard wrote: No idea what you're talking about, but that's not new. Keep killing yourself, loser.
Oh yes you do. You know I have bitch-slapped you many times over the past few years and now you spam that fucked up Troll Train board. Don't lie you worthless piece of shit. You know I know who you are.

:?

You have no idea who I am. Another drink or two and I'm sure another moment of clarity will have it all figured out for you.

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:45 pm

Wasn't "I'm a Loser" a Beck song?

In the time of Chimpanzees I was a Monkey...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:46 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Who sings that song? I have Limewire installed and "I'm a loser" was one of my favs.
Isn't that 3 Doors Down?

So, in one week's time, we have Meds admitting to drinking wine made exclusively for faggots, and now AP becomes a big 3 Doors Down fan.

Fuck, people -- I was just KIDDING when I said every last one of you is a flaming fucking homo...do me a favor and let me continue my illusion, and continue treating you all like a bunch of alleged homosexuals, rather than confirmed homosexuals, OK?

As far as I'm concerned, "I'm a Loser" was a Beatles song.

But then I'm over 40.

Way over.

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:49 pm

Maybe the Beck song I'm thinking of is just called "Loser".

Sorry. My mind gets all like great-googly-moogly when I drink blended wine flavored beer.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:52 pm

Shit, I'm working today, sort of. Think of how my mind feels.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:53 pm

DMike316 wrote:Wasn't "I'm a Loser" a Beck song?

In the time of Chimpanzees I was a Monkey...

Something about cheese whiz and choking on splinters.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:53 pm

Mikey wrote:Shit, I'm working today, sort of. Think of how my mind feels.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:58 pm

Trolls, over Canada
You're a loser baby
So why don't I kill you

Or something like that.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:25 pm

^^^ Did you try 1-800-MAN-SEED?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:42 pm

bwhaaaa!!!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:46 pm

OK 88 -- would YOU buy something that looked like this --

Some other labels feature a freaking rainbow themed text, for goodness sakes.

Have you ever actually been to Napa? From your responses, I'm guessing not. They grow some mean fruit, but there's some serious freaking homos running around that neck of the woods. A lot. And Folie a Deux is bound and determined to corner that market...since their owners are card-carrying members of that very market.

You need to get past your silly messageboard hatred of all things Dinsdale (childish, much?), and realize that I'm considerably more familiar with this subject that the chest-thumper trying to sound smooth in this thread...really. And yes, it's true...my best friend was indeed the head winemaker at Folie a Deux, and has reallyreallyreally forgotten more about fine wines than this entire board will ever know. And one of the numerous reasons he left(after making them some award winning wines) was that he couldn't avoid the homos enough of the day and remain autonomous, like he originally thought he'd be(and he could score good jobs in the valley almost at will at that point). Folie is about as homo as wine gets. Sorry if your ultimate source of knowledge, the Googlesearch you substitute for real life doesn't wax poetic on the subject, but it's true...even if it's news to Meds, too.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:49 pm

Is that wine label French for 3 Doors Down?

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:15 am

88 wrote: I don't see how drinking anything other than another man's seed can make you gay.

That...and this....

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:47 am

TenTallBen wrote:
88 wrote: I don't see how drinking anything other than another man's seed can make you gay.
That...and this....

rack-a-lack-a-ding-dong

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:53 am

88 wrote: It takes a lot more than being predictably tiresome to get me to hate you.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:51 am

Me too, but in a non-faggot kind of way.

SDR must be curled up in a corner of his room swiping at the shadows from the spam images that project to the walls from flying across his computer moniter.

"Drats! Go away, losers!"

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:01 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Me too, but in a non-faggot kind of way.

SDR must be curled up in a corner of his room swiping at the shadows from the spam images that project to the walls from flying across his computer moniter.

"Drats! Go away, losers!"

....posts the pathetic loser, drinking alone on a Friday night......

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:14 pm

Uhm yeah, dude, I would definitely confuse this:

With this:

Yeah...pretty close.