Maurice found a new occupation

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 3:27 pm

http://www.wbns10tv.com/Global/story.asp?S=4306264

Sky · Post by **Sky** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:27 pm

Well, we all knew it was going to happen, it was just a matter of when. What an idiot, class-A idiot.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 5:05 pm

Dude should have stayed in school, this would've been his senior year if I'm not mistaken. A sad story really.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 5:20 pm

If he'd have stayed in school, they might be playing USC for the NC this year instead of Tejas... therefore I hate him more than all of you put together.

the_ouskull

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 5:25 pm

I'm dying to see how he is gonna spin this into how tOSU is setting him up.

What a waste.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:33 pm

WolverineSteve wrote:Dude should have stayed in school, this would've been his senior year if I'm not mistaken. A sad story really.

I get the feeling that the waste of a life wouldn't have turned out any differently had he stayed. Dude is hardwired to be a fuck-up in life.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:55 pm

Clarett always seems to pop up whenever the Buckeyes are preparing for a big game. Last year's bowl and the Michigan game. Like fuck'n bad penny.

BraveFan · Post by **BraveFan** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:41 pm

Un. Fucking. Believable.

If it weren't so sad, it would be funny -- Maurice Clarett robs somebody in Columbus, Ohio..... without a mask.

Did he seriously think he wouldn't be recogized?

This is so bizarre. It's almost as if he intentionally tries to steal the headlines before every bowl game. I can't remember anything off the top of my head before the KSU game in '03, but certainly in '02, '04 and now '05.... this guy is a real fucknut.

Yes, this would've been his senior year. It's scary what this team could've accomplished if Maurice had a good head on his shoulders.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:24 pm

The latest on the thug. Mistaken ID not an issue.

Warrant issued for Clarett’s arrest

The Columbus Dispatch
Sunday, January 1, 2006 3:33 PM

Former Ohio State football star Maurice Clarett is a wanted man today.

Columbus Police accused Clarett, 22, of showing a gun and robbing two people very early this morning outside of a S. High Street bar, the Opium Lounge. The victims, who were unharmed, told police that a cell phone was stolen.

Clarett is charged with two counts of aggravated robbery, and a warrant has been issued for his arrest.

Just after the robbery at 1:46 a.m., the police report said, the nightclub's owner came out the back door and recognized Clarett.

"He hugged her and began dragging her down the alley toward the vehicle he fled in," the report said.

Clarett let go of the woman and then left with another man in a white SUV, the police report said.

Police Sgt. Shaun K. Laird said the nightclub owner knows Clarett and that the victims each picked his picture out of a photo lineup.

Police urged Clarett to turn himself in and tell his side of the story.

Clarett, who scored the winning touchdown in the 2003 Fiesta Bowl in which Ohio State won the 2002 national championship, hasn't played football since that season. NCAA violations kept him out of the 2003 season. Though the Denver Broncos drafted him this year, he was cut from the team this summer.

OSU football coach Jim Tressel, in Tempe, Ariz., where the Buckeyes will compete in the Fiesta Bowl again tomorrow, told The Dispatch that he has talked with Clarett recently and that he hoped the latest allegations against him are not true.

"My hope was that he would have the opportunity to go over to NFL Europe and make a comeback and play the game he loves," Tressel said. "I think any young person who has made mistakes, they're always anxious to make their mistakes right."

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:49 pm

Bobby42 wrote:

Dude's obviously a nut job.

Sincerely,

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:58 pm

Is he on probation from his earlier trouble? If so he'll do some time.

Waz · Post by **Waz** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:16 am

BraveFan wrote:Un. Fucking. Believable.

If it weren't so sad, it would be funny -- Maurice Clarett robs somebody in Columbus, Ohio..... without a mask.

Did he seriously think he wouldn't be recogized?

This is so bizarre. It's almost as if he intentionally tries to steal the headlines before every bowl game. I can't remember anything off the top of my head before the KSU game in '03, but certainly in '02, '04 and now '05.... this guy is a real fucknut.

Yes, this would've been his senior year. It's scary what this team could've accomplished if Maurice had a good head on his shoulders.

I'm still cracking up over this, and I read it like 10 minutes ago. haha funny shit man :D

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:18 am

Believe the Heupel wrote:Report says he sped away after the robbery?

Can't be him.

lol, Rack!

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:41 am

the Czar Soonerov classic:

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:54 am

Holy shit.

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:01 am

King Crimson wrote:the Czar Soonerov classic:

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:37 am

Danimal · Post by **Danimal** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:40 am

They ought to bring back celebrity-boxing so Clarrett and LP can do battle to see who is the better talent-wasting-thug.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:14 am

Sad...but rack this thread heartily.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:06 am

This is like a Greek Tragedy, all we need is for Clarett to marry his mother and we will be set. Then again I said the same thing about the whole OJ thing and that turned out pretty well for the Juice.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:01 pm

I was almost ready to busta a cap when the bitch walks right into it and puts me on front street. What kinda of fuck'n luck is that?

Sin,

soon to be wearing a different kind of numbered jersey

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:44 pm

Serious question: is Columbus considered a rough area? Is getting mugged totally unheard of there?

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:00 pm

Jimmy Medalions wrote:Serious question: is Columbus considered a rough area? Is getting mugged totally unheard of there?

There are a few areas of the city you wouldn't want to be after dark, but not miles and miles of them like Cleveland, Detroit, Newark, etc. Shit happens.

Btw, Mr2Cents's (?) "Claretts" breath mints fark was the best from the Clarett combine thread.

Danimal · Post by **Danimal** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:27 pm

According to wikipedia C-bus is the largest city in Ohio and the fifteenth largest in the nation. Any city that size will have some less than desirable areas even if it is a nice city overall.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:41 pm

Maurice turned himself in to the police following the Buckeye victory. $50,000 bond was set as dude entered a "not guilty" plea. Last night he was fresh fish. Explains the look on his face.