Dan Fouts already a moron

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:26 am

"VERY interesting that Texas won the toss and elected to defer".

has he watched any football games in the last 10-15 years?

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:41 am

Fuck that. I want to strangle Keith Jackson with a piano string.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:51 am

FOuts and KJ have used up all their pre-prepared material and slipping into pac-10 homer mode.

OUMO · Post by **OUMO** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:54 am

King Crimson wrote:FOuts and KJ have used up all their pre-prepared material and slipping into pac-10 homer mode.

RACK!

OUMO · Post by **OUMO** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:33 am

Keith Jackson is the biggest fucking homer I have ever seen call a game.

What a tool.

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:33 am

King Crimson wrote:FOuts and KJ have used up all their pre-prepared material and slipping into pac-10 homer mode.

Griffin just picked Leinert, but.... Fouts breathed an audible sigh of relief and made his call, "Incomplete!"

It's under review......INT!!!!!!! Fouts panties just twisted....no comment yet.

Sky · Post by **Sky** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:35 am

I fucking hate both of these fucks.

KJ is off his rocker and sound like a drunk John Madden while Fouts likes to share each and every little thought that pops into his head.

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:42 am

Texas just scored...

Fouts, "They're going to have to review this one!" "This is huge!" "Nope he didn't score" They're going to get away with it !"
"I'm going to take my fuggin ball and go home!" "Wide right like last night!!!" "He he he!"

Fuck me....why don't the have Muffburger make a cameo and dumb this shit down a little more. I'm about to mute this shit.

BraveFan · Post by **BraveFan** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:42 am

This is terrible. They have no clue what's going on on the field. They didn't know whether it was a pitch or a fumble..... then they thought the extra point was good..... then Jackson said "the TD will stand, but USC is not damaged." What?!?!?!

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:56 am

how old is keith? dude was already old when I was a little kid in the early 70s.

and say what you will about him. he is still better than muffburger. but, who isn't?

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:06 am

Husker4ever wrote:
King Crimson wrote:FOuts and KJ have used up all their pre-prepared material and slipping into pac-10 homer mode.

Griffin just picked Leinert, but.... Fouts breathed an audible sigh of relief and made his call, "Incomplete!"

It's under review......INT!!!!!!! Fouts panties just twisted....no comment yet.

I'm just glad it isnt Oregon playing,or else Fouts would stop announcing and just start rooting.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:06 am

Texas is whipping USC on the LOS.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:10 am

Fuck you idiots. Too used to musburger gack in your domes...

I'll take KJ dead b-4 mushmouth.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:12 am

Keith *strongly* implies that USC struggling has to do with Leinart taking a couple hits....i guess that's the only logical explanation.

maybe try and block those guys.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:15 am

"Reggie is liberated and playing with freedom".

sin,

Marcus Allen

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:17 am

King Crimson wrote:"Reggie is liberated and playing with freedom".

sin,

Marcus Allen

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:21 am

The Seer wrote:Fuck you idiots. Too used to musburger gack in your domes...

I'll take KJ dead b-4 mushmouth.

RACK

How soon they forget, Seer.

Although, I'll go ahead and UNRACK the goddamn Tulsa radio market for sucking so fucking badly, that there's not even an ESPN Radio affiliate here. FUCK. :x

Sirius, with the 40-second delay helps, during the ridiculously long TV timeouts, especially during halftime. But it ain't the same as muting freaks.

p.s. My gf cracked up at Fouts' comment, ala the "pitchback": "What a boneheaded play by Reggie Bush!" I'll throw a rack his way just for that comment alone, bros.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:22 am

USC pissed away a few opportunities in the first half. They give the ball away three times in Texas territory. I strongly questioned them going for it on that 4th down. Take your points everytime...especially in a title game. The Bush play was flat out stupid. He's running well with the ball but he looks a little out of it. I just don't see the typical swagger from the Trojans. Vince looks convident and determined. He had to be the best player on the field for them to win and they put up a solid first half offensively. That huge Texas d-line and the hard hitting secondary is disrupting what USC wants to do. I won't count out USC considering what they've done in come-from-behind situations earlier in the season.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:23 am

I dont think they are that bad. Way better than Cuntburger.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:33 pm

I don't know why Terico and Herbstreit are relegated to mid major Thursday night games and such. I think they're about the best duo around right now.