Your STONE COLD, LEAD PIPE LOCKS for week 1 of the playoffs:

[ChargerMike]

Question...Bri. haven't you given an inordinate amount of time to Dense errr Dins?

[velocet]

M0ds? Why you bringing the fuzz in the picture now? Going to the cops about your little den of squalid minded immorality first would be a "bitch" move. Giving you two the what for about the fact that you're hurting the children with your bad example first is the stand up thing to do. I mean, as I said, you two are aces the rest of the time, but this public display of vice is awfully damaging to the kids in the neighborhood who look up to you two. I mean, what will Dallasfanatic and Headhunter think when they see you fellas all drunk on a week night, stumbling around the forum, wasting your paychecks on parleys, teasers and hogs? You've got to think of the little ones, and even the fat kid, Paul. Frodo and Aaron in Tucson look up to you. What kind of example are you setting for Trev?

If you have given up on yourselves, at least think of the impressionable members of the community.










velocet

[War Wagon]

...Aaron in Tucson look up to you.

Which one of these things do not belong in this thread much? You gonna' put Truman in that category next time as well?

'sokay velo, I see you working.

I see Dins working as well.

If rubbing another one off on the keyboard is considered working, that is.

[UCant Unretires Again]

the best way to roast up some rock.

I'd recommend stuffing some chore boy inside of test tube with its end nicely sawed off. Smoke it... slow. This ain't no race. Hold the tip up at about a 75 degree angle and put the lighter on the bottom of the glass. Slowly drop the angle of the glass downward until it's slightly below parellel with the ground. At this moment, let the flame touch the inside of the tube... you should now hear that "cracking" sound. Suck on the tube... slowly, again, nigga, this ain't no race. Hold in for about 5 seconds, killing off a couple of million brain cells and exhale. At this very moment, you're now about as coherent as BeSmacked is 24/7.

You're welcome.

[BSmack]

the best way to roast up some rock.

I'd recommend stuffing some chore boy inside of test tube with its end nicely sawed off. Smoke it... slow. This ain't no race. Hold the tip up at about a 75 degree angle and put the lighter on the bottom of the glass. Slowly drop the angle of the glass downward until it's slightly below parellel with the ground. At this moment, let the flame touch the inside of the tube... you should now hear that "cracking" sound. Suck on the tube... slowly, again, nigga, this ain't no race. Hold in for about 5 seconds, killing off a couple of million brain cells and exhale. At this very moment, you're now about as coherent as BeSmacked is 24/7.

You're welcome.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Knows a lot about smoking crack and losing money on "teasers".

[UCant Unretires Again]

Just like crack... I know enough about the subject not to touch the shit:

they pocket the juice and the vast majority of the idiot bets (teasers, parlays, etc, etc).

More... "quicksand", eh?

[Dinsdale]

test tube with its end nicely sawed off.

Just buy a miniature paper rose in a rose pipe. What, you didn't think those open-on-both-ends glass tubes with the rose on the counter at the gookmart were to give to your girlfriend, did you?

Props on the chore boy reference, though.

[UCant Unretires Again]

Word.... not only am I impressing the wife by blowing a whopping $1.99 on a 4 year old petrified flower that could easily ignite California's next huge forest fire, I gots myself the beginnings of a spanking new kabookie. You da man, Dins...

[Dinsdale]

And if you don't have that extra $1.49 for the chore boy, you can always rip of a chunk of somebody's window screen, as long as it's stainless and not the fabric kind.

Of course, you have to shoplift the turbo-lighter while Mama-San is digging around under the counter digging out the rose and chore boy, where she has to keep them to keep them from walking off.

[Dinsdale]

I gots myself the beginnings of a spanking new kabookie.

If you go into a gookmart Up Nof'(that's North Portland), the sidewalk out front is literally covered with miniature roses that were blown out of the end of the pipe as the purchaser walked out the front door. Classic.