WeAreSC in total meltdown! ROTFLMAO!

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:05 am

Lots of sore losers over there...

m2

Sky · Post by **Sky** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:10 am

Thanks for the link, nice to see the [marq=down]melting[/marq]

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:12 am

PLEASE BAN ALL TEXASS FANS FROM OUR BOARD. LEAVE

*Pron picture of mans buttholio*

:?

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:12 am

I love the fact that those asshats (as Jimmy refers to them) are melting. Blame the refs, blame the weather, blame ESPN, blame the refs again, blame the band....bottom line is you assholes lost. I couldn't be happier. Now hopefully all the assholes in LA with their new SC gear will put it away.

Attention K-mart shoppers we have a few discounted items. Most, I mean all are cardinal and gold are 1/2 off soon to be 75% off.....get em while they're hot.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:13 am

...am I the only one who's amused by Berkeley Fan smacking SC? I mean, all the Trojans did was come within a minute or two of a threepeat. When was the last time the Bears were in contention for a national title? Who was President?

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:13 am

Guarantee you right now Wal-Mart stores all over L.A. are stocking up on UT gear and it WILL sell well...

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:14 am

It's good for gardening clothes. The dirt doesn't show.

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:21 am

FLOOD ALERT** LA River overflowing with Trojan tears!

Thread title on their board.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:34 am

FLW Buckeye wrote:
FLOOD ALERT** LA River overflowing with Trojan tears!

Thread title on their board.

~excerpt~ from said thread...

when was the last time the Bruins beat the Trojans? go home, Bruin wanker. show some class.

$C fan calling someone else classless

m2

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:01 pm

m2 wrote:
FLW Buckeye wrote:
FLOOD ALERT** LA River overflowing with Trojan tears!

Thread title on their board.

~excerpt~ from said thread...

when was the last time the Bruins beat the Trojans? go home, Bruin wanker. show some class.

$C fan calling someone else classless

m2

You being involved in a discussion of class....priceless.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:06 pm

Uh, Berkeley Fan, just in case you didn't notice the first time...

Rich Fader wrote:...am I the only one who's amused by Berkeley Fan smacking SC? I mean, all the Trojans did was come within a minute or two of a threepeat. When was the last time the Bears were in contention for a national title? Who was President?

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:33 pm

Rich Fader wrote:Uh, Berkeley Fan, just in case you didn't notice the first time...

Rich Fader wrote:...am I the only one who's amused by Berkeley Fan smacking SC? I mean, all the Trojans did was come within a minute or two of a threepeat. When was the last time the Bears were in contention for a national title? Who was President?

It doesn't matter. m2 is like Babs in that it doesn't matter how their team does, as long as the team they hate doesn't win.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:18 pm

just to be fair, hornfans.com is not exactly known for it's fairminded and rational dialogue nor it's commitment to toleration and gracious acceptance of opposing fans or views.

you either pretty much jerk in the circle or yer out. and if you've got Sooner or Crimson or Boomer etc. in yer handle.....you won't last a week.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:32 pm

King Crimson wrote:just to be fair, hornfans.com is not exactly known for it's fairminded and rational dialogue nor it's commitment to toleration and gracious acceptance of opposing fans or views.

you either pretty much jerk in the circle or yer out. and if you've got Sooner or Crimson or Boomer etc. in yer handle.....you won't last a week.

Kinda the reason we all came upon this board. Homer boards suck, and most team sites are homer boards.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:38 pm

Killian wrote:
Rich Fader wrote:Uh, Berkeley Fan, just in case you didn't notice the first time...

Rich Fader wrote:...am I the only one who's amused by Berkeley Fan smacking SC? I mean, all the Trojans did was come within a minute or two of a threepeat. When was the last time the Bears were in contention for a national title? Who was President?
It doesn't matter. m2 is like Babs in that it doesn't matter how their team does, as long as the team they hate doesn't win.

I'm gonna try and not make you two look like idiots... due to your ignorant responses.

First off, Rich is not someone who grew up in California... nor is he a real college football fan. He's your typical SoCal bandwagon fan.

Killian is a young kid, who just Rich is unaware of the folkways of college football in the state of California!!!

I could get into it in further detail... but you wouldn't understand it... much like I would never open my mouth about some other state I'm not familar with and their folkways...

m2

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:40 pm

m2 wrote:[I'm gonna try and not make you two look like idiots... due to your ignorant responses.

First off, Rich is not someone who grew up in California... nor is he a real college football fan. He's your typical SoCal bandwagon fan.

Killian is a young kid, who just Rich is unaware of the folkways of college football in the state of California!!!

I could get into it in further detail... but you wouldn't understand it... much like I would never open my mouth about some other state I'm not familar with and their folkways...

m2

Oh, please do. I have a long day of non-billable work to do, so this would get very entertaining, very quick. That, or it would be a Mike Tyson fight, circa 1989. Either way, you'd leave walking funny.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:54 pm

Killian wrote:
m2 wrote:[I'm gonna try and not make you two look like idiots... due to your ignorant responses.

First off, Rich is not someone who grew up in California... nor is he a real college football fan. He's your typical SoCal bandwagon fan.

Killian is a young kid, who just Rich is unaware of the folkways of college football in the state of California!!!

I could get into it in further detail... but you wouldn't understand it... much like I would never open my mouth about some other state I'm not familar with and their folkways...

m2
I guess reading/comprehension was not taught at MSU
Oh, please do. I have a long day of non-billable work to do, so this would get very entertaining, very quick. That, or it would be a Mike Tyson fight, circa 1989. Either way, you'd leave walking funny.

Was reading and comprehension an elective at MSU High???

Re-read the above text that was presented to you in the initial presentation...

Get back to me and I will grade your progress.

m2

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:01 pm

You can't grade me on shit, chimey.

You said: "I'm gonna try and not make you two (Rich and myself) look like idiots...."

I said: "Oh, please do...."

I'm waiting. Please try to make me look like an idiot. And don't try to back peddle, spin, or change the subject. You implied you could make me look like an idiot, I accepted the challenge. So roll your 19 sided die, add +5 to your will/constitution and step up to the plate.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:20 pm

Killian wrote:You can't grade me on shit, chimey.

You said: "I'm gonna try and not make you two (Rich and myself) look like idiots...."

I said: "Oh, please do...."

I'm waiting. Please try to make me look like an idiot. And don't try to back peddle, spin, or change the subject. You implied you could make me look like an idiot, I accepted the challenge. So roll your 19 sided die, add +5 to your will/constitution and step up to the plate.

Ok... but just this one time since you seem like a young kid that is really worried about how you're preceived here on the board...

That's why I didn't pile-on you in my thread... where Dinsdale was relocating your head back into your ass!

Here it comes... ready???

m2 wrote:
Killian is a young kid, who just Rich is unaware of the folkways of college football in the state of California!!!

I could get into it in further detail... but you wouldn't understand it...

Remember... young Killian

Comprehension is key to understanding...

the truth

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:30 pm

-3 for being a pussy and not accepting the challenge. Roll again.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:35 pm

Killian wrote:-3 for being a pussy and not accepting the challenge. Roll again.

Shit for brains... I just did!

You really do have a problem with reading and comprehension...

Much like you do, when you ban someone here... then let them post under a new nick, my slow friend!

m2

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:44 pm

I can't ban anyone dipshit. That's for admins.

Reposting your own stupid take, with a few sentences highlighted, does not mean you accept the challenge. Either do it in this thread, or the one where you proclaim Dins was "relocating my head". The fact is, you can't do it. I understand the fact that LA is the biggest bandwaggon town in america, and you and the rest of your ilk, have a serious inferiority complex when it comes to USC and their football team. Again, you are exactly like Babs and MSU fans. You don't give a fuck if Cal wins, you only care if USC doesn't.

-7 for trying to pull the "I'm smarter than you, I just choose not to show it" card.

You're trying way to hard for something that should be so easy, as you implied.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:04 pm

Killian wrote:I can't ban anyone dipshit. That's for admins.

You... had no say whatsoever??? On bannning this person...schmickity???

Sure... ok

Killian wrote: You don't give a fuck if Cal wins, you only care if USC doesn't.

You truly are an idiot!

Killian wrote:-7 for trying to pull the "I'm smarter than you, I just choose not to show it" card.

I am smarter than you... and it's not even close. If you could read and understand what you've read... you would know that it was already explained to you.

Since you are implying that you do understand the folkways of college football in California... please elaborate.

m2

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:16 pm

m2 wrote:You... had no say whatsoever??? On bannning this person...schmickity???

Ah, see you didn't say "have a say" in banning someone. You said I can ban people. I can't. Only admins can. But I can make recomendations. If you could comprehend things better, maybe you would understand.

m2 wrote:
Killian wrote: You don't give a fuck if Cal wins, you only care if USC doesn't.
You truly are an idiot!

-5 on your dodge and evade. Care to explain this one?

m2 wrote:
Killian wrote:-7 for trying to pull the "I'm smarter than you, I just choose not to show it" card.
I am smarter than you... and it's not even close. If you could read and understand what you've read... you would know that it was already explained to you.

Since you are implying that you do understand the folkways of college football in California... please elaborate.

m2

I highly doubt you are. Because if you truly were, surely by know you would have proven without a shadow of a doubt to everyone here that I am an idiot. As you said you could, but have failed to do.

Go back and reread my last post, comprehend it, and you will see that I've already explained the folkways of college football in California. What you think they are, and what they actually are, are two totally different things.

-8. Roll again.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:21 pm

rack killian. like a ton of bricks.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:31 pm

Killian wrote:
I highly doubt you are. Because if you truly were, surely by know you would have proven without a shadow of a doubt to everyone here that I am an idiot. As you said you could, but have failed to do.

I did...

Killian wrote:Go back and reread my last post, comprehend it, and you will see that I've already explained the folkways of college football in California. What you think they are, and what they actually are, are two totally different things.

You see... you proved your idiocy once again for everyone to see!!!

Someone who grew up going to college football games in California... knows less than some young punk who went to MSU and knows nothing of school rivalry's in California???

I can't make you look like a bigger idiot if I tried...

Be on your way... nerd-boy.

m2

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:34 pm

m2 wrote:I am smarter than you...

If Killian was a housefly, I might entertain the validity of this comment.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:38 pm

Jimmy Medalions wrote:
m2 wrote:I am smarter than you...
If Killian was a housefly, I might entertain the validity of this comment.

What's up loser?

How you know how an $C grad is at your front door???

He's asking you for $10 for the pizza...

the truth

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:45 pm

How do you know I haven't lived in California for part of my life?

And if I did or didn't, its not hard to figure out what's going on in any state w/r/t college football. Just look at this board and they way people post. You are a myopic Cal fan, who believes that you are a step away from USC, when in reality, you are much closer to Stanford. Stanford fans may hate USC, but they realize their place. They know what to expect from their team and university, and realize that if they have a top 10 season, they should cherish it because it doesn't come along very often. Cal fan is in the exact same boat, but they don't cherrish a good season. No matter what happens in their season, the way they view the season as a whole is directly tied to what USC does. If USC does well, Cal fan is bitter. If USC doesn't do well (loses 1 game), Cal fan is extatic because it means that USC didn't achieve their goals. Just like the way MSU fans feel towards UofM in sports.

The fact that you dress up like a reject from a Monty Python movie, sell wind chimes, and call me "nerd-boy", is the funniest fucking thing I've ever read on these boards. Next time you don't have to consult your Magic deck or find out if a chick knows what a vulcan is before you talk to her, let me know.

-6 for never having a fucking take in your life, +10 for getting a leg up on being the Board Bitch in '06.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:44 pm

Killian wrote:How do you know I haven't lived in California for part of my life?

How old are you... 12??? Seriously?

Killian wrote:And if I did or didn't, its not hard to figure out what's going on in any state w/r/t college football. Just look at this board and they way people post.

Yep, you're about 12.

Killian wrote:You are a myopic Cal fan, who believes that you are a step away from USC, when in reality, you are much closer to Stanford.

You're a lock for board "Idiot"...

Let me see if you can search in your "College Football Encyclopedia" that you got from your mommy... and tell me "what team" ended U$C's 11 game winning streak, and was the last "College Football Team" in the country to beat U$C other than Texas???

I'll give you 3 hours to come up with it... and I won't hold it against you!

Killian wrote:Stanford fans may hate USC, but they realize their place. They know what to expect from their team and university, and realize that if they have a top 10 season, they should cherish it because it doesn't come along very often. Cal fan is in the exact same boat, but they don't cherrish a good season. No matter what happens in their season, the way they view the season as a whole is directly tied to what USC does. If USC does well, Cal fan is bitter. If USC doesn't do well (loses 1 game), Cal fan is extatic because it means that USC didn't achieve their goals. Just like the way MSU fans feel towards UofM in sports.

Special kid... The one game Cal cares about winning more than any other is "The Big Game" vs. Stanford.

That's why it's called... "The Big Game".

and to think I said you didn't know shit about "College Football" in Caifornia... silly me.

Killian wrote:The fact that you dress up like a reject from a Monty Python movie, sell wind chimes, and call me "nerd-boy", is the funniest fucking thing I've ever read on these boards.

I'm sure you also think Michael Eisner dressed up as Mickey Mouse from 9-5, while running his company...

Don't worry... you'll never be smart enough to run a company, so don't dwell to much on this part of my post.

m2

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:03 pm

Age smack and intellegence smack. Great call douche bag. The fact remains that you know nothing about me, and I run circles around you in this forum.

And thank you for playing directly into my point that Cal is much closer to Stanford than they are USC. You admitted as much with your "Big Game" comment. I know what the big game is, and I know that Stanford is your biggest rival. Outside of the Stanford week, how many times did you post a topic about Stanford? How many times did you bring up Stanford in your posts? Now how many times have you posted about USC, or brought USC up in your posts? Your mood is tied directly to the fate of USC because you so desperately want to be them when it comes to football.

Your team ended an 11 game winning streak? Big fucking deal. No one gives a shit that Cal was the last team to beat USC. As always, Cal is a footnote. Your program will be an obscure answer to a trivia question in Trivial Pursuit. You hang your hat on a game that happend 2 1/2 seasons ago. That's the defining game of your programs history. A win in which you beat a team that shared the national championship.

All of this is on a Stanford level, not USC.

Run along.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:08 pm

I was gonna come in to bat clean-up, but I see it isn't necessary.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:15 pm

Killian wrote:Age smack and intellegence smack. Great call douche bag. The fact remains that you know nothing about me, and I run circles around you in this forum.

And thank you for playing directly into my point that Cal is much closer to Stanford than they are USC. You admitted as much with your "Big Game" comment. I know what the big game is, and I know that Stanford is your biggest rival. Outside of the Stanford week, how many times did you post a topic about Stanford? How many times did you bring up Stanford in your posts? Now how many times have you posted about USC, or brought USC up in your posts? Your mood is tied directly to the fate of USC because you so desperately want to be them when it comes to football.

Your team ended an 11 game winning streak? Big fucking deal. No one gives a shit that Cal was the last team to beat USC. As always, Cal is a footnote. Your program will be an obscure answer to a trivia question in Trivial Pursuit. You hang your hat on a game that happend 2 1/2 seasons ago. That's the defining game of your programs history. A win in which you beat a team that shared the national championship.

All of this is on a Stanford level, not USC.

Run along.

Best blast I've seen in awhile. Rack it.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:24 pm

Killian wrote:Your team ended an 11 game winning streak? Big fucking deal. No one gives a shit that Cal was the last team to beat USC.

Once again... the Village Idiot thinks he speaks for all on the board.
... once again he's wrong.

Killian wrote:As always, Cal is a footnote. Your program will be an obscure answer to a trivia question in Trivial Pursuit. You hang your hat on a game that happend 2 1/2 seasons ago.

... and what game is it Domer fan, is hanging his hat on?

What's it been 15? 20? years since you last won a bowl game???

How many bowl games have you lost in a row now? It's got to be close to double digits by now...

Maybe if the "Special Kids" actually joined a conference... they can say they actually earned a bowl spot...

the truth

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:31 pm

What game does ND fan hang it's hat on? Geez, I don't know. Maybe a game from one of the 11 national championship seasons. Maybe beating Miami in 1988, ending Miami's 39 game regular season winning streak, and then going on to win the National Championship. Beating the "best team ever" in '93. Ending Oklahoma's 47 game winning streak.

Take your pick from any of the above. Except for the FSU and Oklahoma games, everything else has to do with National Championships won, not ending an 11 game winning streak and having no one except your own fans remember the end of your season.

ND has gone 12 years without a bowl win. Has that ever happend in Cal's history?

You're running out of steam. I'll be here whenever you want.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:53 pm

Killian wrote:What game does ND fan hang it's hat on? Geez, I don't know. Maybe a game from one of the 11 national championship seasons.

We only have 4... but were pretty busy being the top Public Academic Institution in the World. You know splitting atom's and shit.

Killian wrote:ND has gone 12 years without a bowl win. Has that ever happend in Cal's history?

~see above~

We're busy getting an education... and we actually field "student athletes".

*question*

Who the hell are you fighting???

The Fighting Ethnic Group???

:silly:

m2

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:56 pm

You want to run education smack? In a football forum? Your stretching, but sure.

Go check out ND's graduation rates and get back to me. Are you really that fucking stupid? You do realize that you also take JC players, who's main issue coming out of HS was the fact they didn't have the fucking grades for the clearing house.

You've just about spun yourself into the ground. I'll use my life preserver card and roll a +7 to get you the fuck out of this thread.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:58 pm

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

RACK Killian-Best smackdown i've seen in awhile!

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:20 pm

Killian wrote:Go check out ND's graduation rates and get back to me.

Bwhahahahahaha!!!!

Private schools are not... held to the same academic integrity as a public school!

Got $$$ you're in! Just ask $C... hell, you don't even have to do your own school work to get a degree at $C!!!

You need to try a little harder... since you actually went to MSU!

Remember that thing called "integrity"? Learn it MSU grad!

Killian wrote:Are you really that fucking stupid? You do realize that you also take JC players, who's main issue coming out of HS was the fact they didn't have the fucking grades for the clearing house.

No, actually my "academically challenged ringworm"...

The JC's in California are so good! That they take preference over high school students when it comes to admittance into school.

Your ignorance is the only thing shining through in this thread.

MSU grad... who is a ND honk!

~classic~

m2

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:26 pm

We only have 4... but were pretty busy being the top Public Academic Institution in the World. You know splitting atom's and shit.

And that's fucking great for CAL. But if that's the card you want to play, go see if Princeton Review has a message board, because that shit means nothing in a debate about football. And I use the word "debate" as it applies to you in the loosest of terms.