(!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:50 pm

The single guys in here (including me) are just jealous that we don't have a better half at the moment.

Yeah... it must suck for you guys when you sprain one of your hands....really cuts into the old sex life eh ??

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:06 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Don’t pay any attention to these guys, Th. I think your sister is quite pretty. You have every right to be proud of her.

LOL

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:41 pm

swimmingly.

Jake Taylor · Post by **Jake Taylor** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:55 pm

cheers motherfucker

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:34 am

Shoalzie wrote: I thought it was a given that every dude from the New England area doesn't go a day without either wearing a Pats jersey or a Sox hat.

Dude... as far as lounge gear goes...it's just about all I have in my closet.
Pats, Sox & Bruins.
& some tee shirts I bought on the cruise, but mainly New England sports!

You can take the kid outta New England, but you can't take New England outta the man.

4 king guy · Post by **4 king guy** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:37 am

Jake Taylor wrote:
cheers motherfucker

That is one awfully good half!!!

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:39 am

4 king guy wrote:
Jake Taylor wrote:
cheers motherfucker
That is one awfully good half!!!

Indeed it is.

But the next time Jesse hits that will be with a $450.00 check.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:43 am

chowd103 wrote:
Shoalzie wrote: I thought it was a given that every dude from the New England area doesn't go a day without either wearing a Pats jersey or a Sox hat.

Dude... as far as lounge gear goes...it's just about all I have in my closet.
Pats, Sox & Bruins.
& some tee shirts I bought on the cruise, but mainly New England sports!

You can take the kid outta New England, but you can't take New England outta the man.

I can respect that...my favorite around-the-house shirt is my gray Wings hoody. I don't wear jerseys around unless I'm at the games but I'll wear them at home on big game days. With all of the player movement that goes on, it scares me from buying any new jerseys. Sadly, the last one I bought was a Harrington home jersey with the new design...I don't think I'll buy a new one until they're respectable again. At least my Shanny jersey has been good all this time...had that for 6 or 7 years now...wore that school all the time and always wear it to the Joe. I still wear my Dean Palmer jersey when I go to Tiger games but no where else. I owned a red Grant Hill jersey but lost some faith in the Pistons for a while but I'm back and still wear their gear when I go to games. I'm thinking about picking up a Billups jersey once and for all...I couldn't pick which player was my favorite on this team.

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:54 am

I don't care if he got no feet. Do you wear my jersey?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:59 am

If I'd wear a Tigers' throwback, it would be of Al Kaline...

Jake Taylor · Post by **Jake Taylor** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:06 am

is my sex life that important to you chowd?

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:17 am

Jake Taylor wrote:is my sex life that important to you chowd?

No, Jesse it really isn't, bro. I was just pointing out that you will never come close to hitting anything like that. (Not w/o money, at least)

You see Rookie....I like ya. I think you're a straight up good dude. Followed your dream. You've made it. Props.

But you have this habit of throwing up pics of anonymous hotties you will never bang. In every damn post.

This initial thread was about manning up (which I'm unable to do at this time, since R_T_S has stolen my woman.)

Post a pic of some of the cows you've hooked up with.

IN REAL LIFE!!!

frodo_biguns · Post by **frodo_biguns** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:44 am

Miryam wrote:
WhatsMyName wrote:If you like her so much, why don't you just whip off your pants and get off to her picture then, perv?
dude, look at this frodo wytch again (but not too closely). look at her mouth:

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/2198/bcock9sp.jpg

and the way it blends perfectly with her eyes and face and body language. tell me that's not the hottest wytch you've seen around these parts.

i'll admit it; she was nice in the other pics, but this wytch of frodos REALLY brought out the inner freak in her. i love it. and yes, if i had something to whip out, i would. the possibilities within that photo are insane.

whoever did that for frodo deserves props. even if he is a jerk.

Again, you have really...literally...NO IDEA who ANYONE has fucked on here. For all I know you could be wearing a clown suit right now with child porn hanging on the walls of your home office. Or the U.S. President.
But it's a safe bet no one was kicking hotter chicks out of their bed in the morning. You're a dude. Hot chicks -- however that's defined in your head, and in spite of what other people think -- don't get kicked out of bed.

but if you wanna claim you were nailing a hotter all natural chick, and kicked her out of bed, go for it. it just makes you as much of a loser as Th_ for making the claim in the first place.

Now go pleasure yourself to that chick's picture.
If she really had a tongue that curled like that....

Maybe Th can tag you from the back while you're eating her snatch?
speaking of....

Thanks man... The toughtest part was trying to get the adjusments on the lighting just right and blendind in her lips. :wink: Now that I think about it. having to do the branches in front of her face was a bit of a task. :wink: Now only if my grammar was as good as my photoshop skills, I'd be set.

If you want the psd file, let me know.

Jake Taylor · Post by **Jake Taylor** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:32 am

chowd103 wrote:
Jake Taylor wrote:is my sex life that important to you chowd?

No, Jesse it really isn't, bro. I was just pointing out that you will never come close to hitting anything like that. (Not w/o money, at least)

You see Rookie....I like ya. I think you're a straight up good dude. Followed your dream. You've made it. Props.

But you have this habit of throwing up pics of anonymous hotties you will never bang. In every damn post.

This initial thread was about manning up (which I'm unable to do at this time, since R_T_S has stolen my woman.)

Post a pic of some of the cows you've hooked up with.

IN REAL LIFE!!!

you have no idea what you're talking about.

Jake Taylor · Post by **Jake Taylor** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:16 am

Chowd step away from the thread...

4 king guy · Post by **4 king guy** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:19 am

I am not MAN enough to post a pic of my better half and have you all do this to her..

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:12 pm

4 king guy wrote:I am not MAN enough to post a pic of my better half and have you all do this to her..

Exactly. If that ever happened, my wife would either: (a) divorce me; or (b) have me in the doghouse for so long that I would wind up hoping that she divorced me.

Oh, and btw, rack TVO and, under the heading of first time for everything, Frodo. :?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:34 pm

I don't wear jerseys around unless I'm at the games but I'll wear them at home on big game days.

I get that ... my kids used to do that shit when they were about 4 to 11. They would wear the Batman and Ninja Turtles shit, Donald Duck, etc. Made them think there were the real thing... just like you.

Miryam · Post by **Miryam** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:16 pm

Derron wrote:
I don't wear jerseys around unless I'm at the games but I'll wear them at home on big game days.
I get that ... my kids used to do that shit when they were about 4 to 11.

back the fuck up.... you have kids??? who used to be 4 and 11??????????

no. fucking. way.

dude, how old are you?

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:55 pm

here's the pic of my first fuck buddy.

She's helping me learn how to rock women's bodies.

SG's Son · Post by **SG's Son** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:57 pm

jtr wrote:here's the pic of my first fuck buddy.

She's helping me learn how to rock women's bodies.

Bullshit.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:02 pm

Ever notice how Jess is a virgin one minute (even posted at Myspace(BWAHAHAHA....OK, I'll get my bearings in a minute -- I just burst into laughter any time a grown man talks about posting on Myspace) bragging about virginity), and the next is banging every starlett in Hollywood?

Jess, it's not too hard to make the plebs who post here believe just about anything, since they're a bunch of losers who live vicariously through people with fake names on the internet, but this would probably stink a little less of bullshit if you just picked one story and stuck to it.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:05 pm

jtr wrote:here's the pic of my first fuck buddy.

She's helping me learn how to rock women's bodies.

That's an awesome looking pad she has. Where's the milk crate coffee table with the glass pipe and bent spoon on it?

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:13 pm

I met her working on this music video

http://music.vidnet.com/player/20740/la ... irl_56.php

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:15 pm

Yeah, deece bod, but props on finding one of the few chicks on the planet that I'd be afraid to go home with.

Maybe I'm just getting too old, but when I get so liquored up that I'm going home with chicks who look alright through the blur, there's nothing lamer thasn having them bust out the glass, along wiht "you do dope?" At that point, chances are I don't even know where I am or how I got there, but I DO know that it's time to go.

And that chick -- I wouldn't have to make it all the way to her pad before I knew where that night was going.

Look up the word "tweekerbitch" in the dictionary, and they have a pic of her.

Jeebus. And fucking A...it's 2006 -- have the women of the US figured out that nothing quite says "I'm a meth addict" like a pierced belly button? How about a tattoo on your neck to go with it, skank...like the name of the child that CSD took away a few years ago, no doubt due to false reports by a neighbor.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:19 pm

there's nothing wrong with doing a little 420 to get us both in the mood. But the weird thing when I first chatted with her online she said she was a snow bunny, but I haven't seen any skis or snowboards while at her place.

Miryam · Post by **Miryam** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:20 pm

jtr wrote:there's nothing wrong with doing a little 420 to get us both in the mood.

now i'm shocked.

(but you're trolling, right? please?)

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:21 pm

jtr wrote:420

Dude, just because you have all of the sexual experience and prowess of a 15 year old, it doesn't mean you need to talk like one.

And, uhm...I wasn't talking about smoking pot, dickweed. Nothing wrong with smoking a bitch's weed. It's to be encouraged, as a matter of fact.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:22 pm

jtr wrote:But the weird thing when I first chatted with her online she said she was a snow bunny, but I haven't seen any skis or snowboards while at her place.

OK, I laughed.

Miryam · Post by **Miryam** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:23 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
jtr wrote:420
Dude, just because you have all of the sexual experience and prowess of a 15 year old, it doesn't mean you need to talk like one.

And, uhm...I wasn't talking about smoking pot, dickweed. Nothing wrong with smoking a bitch's weed. It's to be encouraged, as a matter of fact.

if you have to get toked up (or drunk) to fuck,
you shouldn't be fucking. period.

weed and sex (like alcohol and sex) is never cool.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:32 pm

here's a pic of her and her roommate's stash

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:33 pm

Miryam wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
jtr wrote:420
Dude, just because you have all of the sexual experience and prowess of a 15 year old, it doesn't mean you need to talk like one.

And, uhm...I wasn't talking about smoking pot, dickweed. Nothing wrong with smoking a bitch's weed. It's to be encouraged, as a matter of fact.
if you have to get toked up (or drunk) to fuck,
you shouldn't be fucking. period.

weed and sex (like alcohol and sex) is never cool.

Dude at that point I was ready to try anything to unleash my wild side.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:36 pm

Miryam wrote: weed and sex (like alcohol and sex) is never cool.

Is this speaking from experience, or from your usual pulpit, the one from which you decide how everyone else should act?

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:37 pm

Miryam wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
jtr wrote:420
Dude, just because you have all of the sexual experience and prowess of a 15 year old, it doesn't mean you need to talk like one.

And, uhm...I wasn't talking about smoking pot, dickweed. Nothing wrong with smoking a bitch's weed. It's to be encouraged, as a matter of fact.
if you have to get toked up (or drunk) to fuck,
you shouldn't be fucking. period.

weed and sex (like alcohol and sex) is never cool.

Shut the fuck up, square.

and RACK Dins responses in this thread. Dude is spot on as usual.

Miryam · Post by **Miryam** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:38 pm

jtr wrote:Dude at that point I was ready to try anything to unleash my wild side.

dude, that's just it. you don't need substances in order to unleash your wild side. it's all already in you. you just have to give yourself permission to go for it.

man, we gotta talk. it's too bad i got a late night tonight. but i wanna talk to you. not that i know what i'm talking about, because i don't. i just feel you don't need that stuff. and ifyou do need it, the time isn't right, the person isn't right. follow your real instincts. you'll feel cleaner.

as for the chick, these dudes talking about not fucking her are full of shit. but i still hope you're trolling about the weed stuff.

Miryam · Post by **Miryam** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:39 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Miryam wrote: weed and sex (like alcohol and sex) is never cool.
Is this speaking from experience, or from your usual pulpit, the one from which you decide how everyone else should act?

if you're not in control, you shouldn't be having sex.
period. bottom line.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:40 pm

Raydah James wrote:Dude is spot on as usual.

Ahhhh, dude -- sometimes I feel like the entire internet except me and you has gone fucking crazy...and to be quite honest, I have some really serious doubts about you.

But really, I'd say my perspective and stability comes from the fact that unlike 95% of this board, I've actually had sex with a woman during this century. Quite a few of them, matter of fact.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:42 pm

Miryam wrote: if you're not in control, you shouldn't be having sex.
period. bottom line.

Yeah, I'll be sure and print this out and show it to the next drunk bitch I have tied to my bed. Probably pull her hair and make her chew on the printer paper after that.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:55 pm

Miryam wrote:
jtr wrote:Dude at that point I was ready to try anything to unleash my wild side.
dude, that's just it. you don't need substances in order to unleash your wild side. it's all already in you. you just have to give yourself permission to go for it.

man, we gotta talk. it's too bad i got a late night tonight. but i wanna talk to you. not that i know what i'm talking about, because i don't. i just feel you don't need that stuff. and ifyou do need it, the time isn't right, the person isn't right. follow your real instincts. you'll feel cleaner.

as for the chick, these dudes talking about not fucking her are full of shit. but i still hope you're trolling about the weed stuff.

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Come back to me immediately.

Sincerely,

Reality

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:57 pm

Miryam wrote:not that i know what i'm talking about, because i don't.

RACK?