Mets Trade Anna Benson To Orioles

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:45 pm

Baltimore sends mercurial reliever Jorge Julio, and a "spare part" pitcher named John Maine
up I-95 to New York.
Benson gives the O's an experienced starter for their rotation.

LINK at ESPN.com

Anna Benson is reportedly unhappy with the trade. Awww, poor baby! :wink: :wink:

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:28 pm

She's also part of the reason why he was traded.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:04 pm

It's a little harder to be a media whore in Baltimore...sucks for Anna.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:06 pm

I wonder if he has to ask for his dick back everytime he has to piss.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:47 pm

I think he's the only dude I feel sorry for that has a hot wife...she's seem to be waaaay too high maintenance. Woman are aloud to be free and expressive and all but she must keep his junk in a lockbox. That declaration that if he cheated on her, she'd sleep with the entire Mets team was a little much.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:54 am

she was interviewed today on Kusilia's show. The bitch yakked,and yakked,and yakked. I thought Doug Christie,and kurt Warner had it rough. This chick has Benson by the balls. She kept refering to "We were traded to Baltimore,and WE will be ready for next season. "

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:20 am

Sucks for him...and you know if he splits from her, she's getting at least half of his stake. She's fun to look at...but not worth the trouble.

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:46 am

The Assassin wrote:She kept refering to "We were traded to Baltimore,and WE will be ready for next season. "

The O's could put her in as a shortstop/second baseman,
depending on whether the batter is right or left-handed.
If that happened, Baltimore pitchers would set a new record for strikeouts! :wink: :wink:

4 king guy · Post by **4 king guy** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:41 am

All I have to say is...

The Orioles should be much more EXCITING this season!!!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:39 am

Shoalzie wrote:That declaration that if he cheated on her, she'd sleep with the entire Mets team was a little much.

that was one of the funniest things i ever heard. you know everyone on the team was crossing their fingers.

rome's rant about anna the other day was hilarious. "most wives hang out on the side during the press conference, but no, not anna. she's up there, grabs the mic, and announces 'now i have something to say.' "

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:44 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:That declaration that if he cheated on her, she'd sleep with the entire Mets team was a little much.
you know everyone on the team was crossing their fingers.

Sure they were, Because we all know that millionaire ballplayers have tons of trouble landing much hotter ass than that middle tier whore Anna in the biggest party joint in the Nation.

Christ you're a fucking tard.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:38 pm

Something reminds me of the adage "for every hot chick, somewhere ther's a dude who's tired of her shit."

And if I was going to take THAT much shit as a big-leaguer, bitch would have to be WAYYYY hotter than that C+er.

Good looking, for sure, but certainly not supermodel quality or anything.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:54 am

Not worth the trouble. A nice piece of ass is a dime a dozen.

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:59 pm

SunCoastSooner wrote:Not worth the trouble. A nice piece of ass is a dime a dozen.

I think Anna's price is higher than that! :wink: :wink:

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:52 pm

Isn't she a former stripper? I think she's used to men mindlessly gawking at her and giving her money because of her looks.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:07 pm

She's a crack ho. If I had a ton of money I would find me a hot, mature, successful women and not some dirtbag skank who wants me to worship the ground she walks on.

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:48 am

Awright, who changed the thread title?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:53 pm

Wasn't me...I'm thinking Cue did it.

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:05 am

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain :P