Good luck to the Steelers

Kordell Stewart · Post by **Kordell Stewart** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:08 pm

It has been many, many months since I last took a snap for the Steelers, but deep in my heart I know I am part of the team. I still cheer on the teammates from my fashionable condo on Fire Island. I'm happy for them and the realization of their dreams, but sad that I'm not a partner.

There was a rift between Coach and myself over control. I wanted to call more plays, make more decisions and alter the cut in my uniform to make the pants tighter. This rift led to a disruption on the field and the Steelers decided to go in a new direction. In the end, he was on top.

I've got a bunch of skin tags on my neck. Sure, its gross, but I was in the NFL, dammit.

suck off · Post by **suck off** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:13 pm

eat shit and die

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:35 pm

You're dead to us now. Go be dead gracefully.

Mike Webster · Post by **Mike Webster** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:46 pm

Hey, forget about it. It's all me under the bridge.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:47 pm

Thanks, Mike. Tighten me up?

Terry Long · Post by **Terry Long** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:32 pm

You guys want some of this yellow punch?

Justin Strelczyk · Post by **Justin Strelczyk** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:46 pm

Mike Webster wrote:Hey, forget about it. It's all me under the bridge.

Wreck it- errrrr Rack it!

Dick Hoak · Post by **Dick Hoak** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:48 pm

You all are a disgrace to the Steeler glory days.

Dick Shiner · Post by **Dick Shiner** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:54 pm

Dick Hoak wrote:You all are a disgrace to the Steeler glory days.

We're talking the 1960's, right?