What is Wango Tango?

Repentatant Ted Nugent · Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:31 pm

There was a long period of time where I just did the first thing that came to my mind. Many people consider this to be a great attribute, but in retrospect I believe I should have given more thought to the title of the song Wango Tango.

I believe that most people are either brow-beaten or guilted into behaving. How soon they take the hint depends upon the person. Me? It only took me about 50 years. Somewhere down the line my friends and family failed to instill in me a sense of dignity. Somebody needed to tell me to shutup, and that I'm not amusing when I cry out stupid shit for the sake of doing so.

I'm not blaming people here. I am just as culpable for shooting an arrow into a deer on stage as anyone. I'm just surprised a crowd of people didn't say "Hey, man. Being an spastic idiot may fly when you're 12, but you're a grown-ass man."

Once again, I'm sorry for all the pointless weird stuff I birthed.

blueboyfelice · Post by **blueboyfelice** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:49 pm

They sang "Dead Man's Party"

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:51 pm

that was Wang Chung

Connie Chung... would you give her the Wang?

Yao Ming · Post by **Yao Ming** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:08 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote: Connie Chung... would you give her the Wang?

ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh

ure · Post by **ure** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:35 am

Anonymous wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote: Connie Chung... would you give her the Wang?
ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh

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Midge · Post by **Midge** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:11 am

Get behind me, bitch!

Oingo Boingo · Post by **Oingo Boingo** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:01 pm

blueboyfelice wrote:They sang "Dead Man's Party"

Actually, it was us

Jack Burton · Post by **Jack Burton** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:48 pm

blueboyfelice wrote:Dead Man's Party

"If you find a dead man, shoot him one more time to be sure." That's what Ol' Jack Burton always says.

Egg Shen · Post by **Egg Shen** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:51 pm

Take something from the six demon bag. Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do.

Jack Burton · Post by **Jack Burton** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:52 pm

Real things?

Egg Shen · Post by **Egg Shen** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:52 pm

As real as Lo Pan!

Jack Burton · Post by **Jack Burton** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:53 pm

Hey, what more can a guy ask for?

Egg Shen · Post by **Egg Shen** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:53 pm

Oh, a six-demon bag!

Jack Burton · Post by **Jack Burton** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:54 pm

Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?

Egg Shen · Post by **Egg Shen** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:54 pm

Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!

bf · Post by bf » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:09 pm

Jack Burton will never not be funny.

Sbarrofelice · Post by **Sbarrofelice** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:23 pm

It should be the name of a new pizza.

uncle smegma · Post by **uncle smegma** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:58 pm

now what?

Excellent point · Post by **Excellent point** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:03 pm

uncle smegma wrote:now what?

We can but learn from this genius take.

Interrupting Cow · Post by **Interrupting Cow** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:47 pm

Vermont Teddy Bear · Post by **Vermont Teddy Bear** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:48 pm

The new Wango Tango Bear would be a perfect Valentine's Day gift.

Bob and Tom · Post by **Bob and Tom** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:52 pm

Vermont Teddy Bear wrote:The new Wango Tango Bear would be a perfect Valentine's Day gift.

And you can have it delivered guarnteed by Valentine's Day!

Bob and I ordered one yesterday, the big fat fluffy one (FB-2442XL), and it's almost time for my turn to pound it in the ass. So do yourself a favor and get a Vermont Teddy!

wow!

David Oreck · Post by **David Oreck** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:21 pm

Have you tried my Oreck XL? I'll let you use it for FREE!

The Thread Killer · Post by **The Thread Killer** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:33 am

BOO!

Thread CPR guy · Post by **Thread CPR guy** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:11 pm

David Oreck wrote:Have you tried my Oreck XL? I'll let you use it for FREE!

I heard that thing sucks.