auditions for old timey band

bf · Post by bf » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:48 pm

I know Uncle Banjo is as excited as I am to announce the Bace and Fester Old Timey Jug Band. We're holding open auditions so please list the instruments you play and what you can bring to the Bace and Fester Old Timey band. Rare essence is what we're looking for.

Bill O'Reilly · Post by **Bill O'Reilly** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:58 pm

I beat dead horses. And I'll bring Dick Morris, Newt Gingrich and Judge Andrew Napolitano, after this commercial break.

Gaydar James · Post by **Gaydar James** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:17 pm

I play the skin flute like no other. I got your essence right here, baby.

bf · Post by bf » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:24 pm

Gaydar James wrote:I got your essence right here, baby.

I knew I'd get what I asked for.

Anyone else?
Jew's Harp players? Jug? Spoons? Twangy string attached to washtub?

T1B · Post by **T1B** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:26 pm

We play the War Wagon.

Brisco Darling · Post by **Brisco Darling** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:44 pm

Didja brang yer strangin' instrument?

A one an a two...

Ernest T · Post by **Ernest T** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:46 pm

-canoe too shallow, jumped in the tallow
Tallow too soft, jumped in the loft...

IB's New Job · Post by **IB's New Job** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:31 pm

I play the washboard. Gotta place for me?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:09 pm

Dick Cheney called. He can blast kin, and he does a mean claw hammer.