While the title might seem like I am talking about girls who are pretty dumb, what I really mean is pretty girls, who are dumb. Is there a literary word for that word organization... sorry I missed English terminology 101 when I decided I didn't want to be a fucking idiot and waste my time teaching our youth. The only thing I hope to teach any high school girl is how to not puke on my cock. And as for high school boys, well, I'll leave that to the clergy, they seem to have that market cornered.
Seriously though, what the fuck is with looks and brains? They operate in the opposite direction 99% of the time, brains and boobs for that matter as well, real or not. And even if they are mildly attractive enough to qualify past rear entry, they might be able to read a book, they still have a 1 in 1.875 chance of ending up on Leno answering questions on the street and not being able to tell you what color Big Bird was, let alone where the war in Iraq is.
Every now and then I am blessed with meeting a funny attractive girl that can tackle a conversation and a dick with equal might and linguistic ability, though I prefer if she hum her intelligence when she is on my shaft, but these anomalies are heading in the same direction as Opee Chee hockey cards with the gum inside. I don't understand why more and more in this city, we are forced to consider Surrey for our regular fill of meat pocket.
Sure you can find attractive girls from more central areas, but who wants to deal with some self righteous bimbo from Yale town or Kits who expects you to ask before you blow past her disposal valve and put her waste back where it came from? It's not like the Vancouver girls have any more brains than the ones from the outlining areas, it's just they have been nurtured by a new breed of Darwinism that has taught them they need to file a credit check before they swallow your deposit.
Males are now dealing with women who not only hide their shape-shifting faces with a mask of bunny tested, monkey approved cosmetics and clothes that cost even more than their morning shot of botox and Starbucks, but who present an aura of intelligence because of their ability to be snobby cunts more than anything else. That's right, boys. It's a farce. What you mean you didn't know? That's because we're being brainwashed.
Now I like being fresh and clean, but I am more and more interested in getting off the metro. No, not the bus, the sexuality, and more into the hetero. This new breed of woman is teaching us guys that we need to wash our dicks with rose water and trim our pubes with a No.2 scissor, finish with a tweeze and then lightly dust with sandalwood and chamomile before they are going to suck it. And don't even fucking think about them swallowing. What happened to the good old days of finishing work on your carburetor, pulling out your musty sweaty cock, greasy coveralls and all, and fucking a bitch right over the hood of your car? I guess you have to pay extra for that. Or move to Port Ridge Coquitlam Meadows.
Suffice to say that all women are not only retarded, but are also whores in one fashion or another. When you go shopping for hookers, it's really no different then trolling for sluts, except you know upfront that if you are going to get fucked, and you are going to have to pay for it. We men are becoming less the dominant sex in society because we are succumbing to a master race of women that have figured out we like to blow our dick snot, and the more violating the place we do it, the more it is going to cost us.
Why should women care if they are smart or funny or kind, they know when push comes to shove they have the upper hand. More and more, we men find ourselves getting divorced because as we get older and they get uglier, we realize if we are going to spend our time with a whore we don't enjoy, we might as well upgrade to a newer model. Fuck, even imports are looking more attractive these days. If you aren't going to talk to them anyways, you might as well pick the model you want, order her from the internet and then turn her in to INS when you get tired of her.
If we were smart we would put our names on waiting lists for the best models we can choose and have them come preprogrammed to know our favorite foods, fetishes, how to operate the power washer, lawn mower, and washing machine and be able to do regular service on our cars. Ten year waiting list? Sure, why not? Have fun now with the bitch of our choice, knowing full well they are deceitful cunts, and then dump her ass post crow's feet and pick up our younger Third World model.
In retro spec, maybe smart attractive nympho women aren't so much becoming less available; maybe we males are becoming less intelligent. We have been brainwashed by monostat and cunt diaper commercials, now available in HD, to the point where we lost sight of what our real function was on this planet: To control and consume, and then create little replicas of us to continue the breed. Let's have a moment of silence to honor our fellow brothers who have lost sight of this and fallen on hard times, or jumped off the loin's gate. And then let's get the fuck out there and start smackin' some sluts. Maybe if we knock them off their patent leather high heel over-the pant-boots once in a while, they'll remember, bitches ain't nothing but tricks and hoes.
My Take on Bitches
Moderator: Jesus H Christ
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Cliff's Note Crank
Fuck man, I'm all wired up on crank and shit and can't read all that but it looks cool fuck rackity rack GET to the point make it short and SUMMARIZE man PUT THE FUCKING BOTTOM LIN ON THE TOP LINE..
shit my heart is going about 150 i gotta run around the block and smoke some dope, slow down.
Ive... goty
the m
shit my heart is going about 150 i gotta run around the block and smoke some dope, slow down.
Ive... goty
the m