Jeff Garthia an Eagle

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:04 pm

Rumor has it Mike Lieberthal showed him around town including all the "hotspots"

I guess anything is better than Koy Detmer and Mike McMahon.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:13 pm

Now all they need to do is sign Kordell Stewart and they'll have the "triple crown" of gay QBs under contract.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:25 pm

Good luck to him...I guess. He provided a small boost to the Lions in his first start against Cleveland but he was horrendous the rest of the way. He's got a lot of guts for how much punishment he takes out there. Funny to see another Lions reject go to the Eagles. They already have Mornhinweg as an assistant coach, McMahon joined them last year and now Garcia. If they would've held out for a little longer, Harrington is probably going to be available too.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:29 pm

BSmack wrote:Now all they need to do is sign Kordell Stewart and they'll have the "triple crown" of gay QBs under contract.

Garcia, Stewart and..???

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:31 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
BSmack wrote:Now all they need to do is sign Kordell Stewart and they'll have the "triple crown" of gay QBs under contract.

Garcia, Stewart and..???

That momma's boy you have at #1 on the depth chart.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:37 pm

Got a problem with someone who is close to their mother/father? Do you have parent issues we should know about? I didn't know having a close relationship with your parents makes you gay.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:37 pm

Supposedly he is dating a Playmate.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:40 pm

Shoalzie wrote:Got a problem with someone who is close to their mother/father? Do you have parent issues we should know about? I didn't know having a close relationship with your parents makes you gay.

I know you like to keep shit "in the family". Sorry if I offended you. ;)

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:45 pm

Cicero wrote:Supposedly he is dating a Playmate.

Yup...he was even on the E! show, 'Girls Next Door' with said girlfriend. If being labeled gay means you date playmates...

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:46 pm

BSmack wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:Got a problem with someone who is close to their mother/father? Do you have parent issues we should know about? I didn't know having a close relationship with your parents makes you gay.
I know you like to keep shit "in the family". Sorry if I offended you. ;)

[verysarcastic]I didn't see that one coming...[/verysarcastic]

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:04 pm

BSmack wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
BSmack wrote:Now all they need to do is sign Kordell Stewart and they'll have the "triple crown" of gay QBs under contract.

Garcia, Stewart and..???
That momma's boy you have at #1 on the depth chart.

That's a mirage. McNabb is a frequent visitor to a few strip clubs in the city. I know being married doesn't really man jack but he's at least representin' your typical athlete by getting some on the side.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:14 pm

jiminphilly wrote:That's a mirage. McNabb is a frequent visitor to a few strip clubs in the city. I know being married doesn't really man jack but he's at least representin' your typical athlete by getting some on the side.

It's a front. Just like Garcia dating those Playboy chicks. All QBS are actualy gay. Not a straight one there. Anyone who can spend a Sunday afternoon rubbing their hands up against some dude's sack is a homo.

Except Warren Moon. He played out of the shotgun.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:17 pm

BSmack wrote: Except Warren Moon. He played out of the shotgun.

Rack.

(so how did Big Ben really get his name?)

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:19 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
BSmack wrote: Except Warren Moon. He played out of the shotgun.
Rack.

(so how did Big Ben really get his name?)

Let's just say he was happy to see Tommy Maddox.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:26 pm

BSmack wrote:All QBS are actualy gay. Not a straight one there. Anyone who can spend a Sunday afternoon rubbing their hands up against some dude's sack is a homo.

Brett Favre, gay? Better not let EM know...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:31 pm

Shoalzie wrote:
BSmack wrote:All QBS are actualy gay. Not a straight one there. Anyone who can spend a Sunday afternoon rubbing their hands up against some dude's sack is a homo.
Brett Favre, gay? Better not let EM know...

That forehead just screams "money shot" to Brett.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:36 pm

BSmack wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
BSmack wrote: Except Warren Moon. He played out of the shotgun.
Rack.

(so how did Big Ben really get his name?)
Let's just say he was happy to see Tommy Maddox.

And now Tommy is heading to Miami go join in the gay pride parades with Daunte and Ricky Williams.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:42 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
BSmack wrote:
jiminphilly wrote: Rack.

(so how did Big Ben really get his name?)
Let's just say he was happy to see Tommy Maddox.
And now Tommy is heading to Miami go join in the gay pride parades with Daunte and Ricky Williams.

Yep, just another gay QB.

Why do you think women love QBs? QB's are like their imaginary gay friends.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:55 pm

BSmack wrote:Anyone who can spend a Sunday afternoon rubbing their hands up against some dude's sack is a homo.

Except Warren Moon. He played out of the shotgun.

BSmack wrote:Brett Favre, gay? Better not let EM know...

That forehead just screams "money shot" to Brett.

"IS IT THE SHOES!!!

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:04 pm

BSmack wrote:Why do you think women love QBs? QB's are like their imaginary gay friends.

I can assure you, my wife's gay friends are most definitely not imaginary.

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:19 am

Garcia will fit right in with Philly's famous Gay community.