i want to share a pic with you all, some of you can relate

Baceña · Post by **Baceña** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:56 am

you want to talk about a mind-blowing experience? Yeah, try staring into your son's eyes 5 minutes after he's pulled out of your wife's abdomen.

i sang a spanish song to him in the hallway while we were waiting for the docs to sew up the wife

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:57 am

I've got a similar pic. It really is an amazing moment.

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:02 am

I have a pic of Junior 'Freak shortly after her birth.
Something to look on wistfully when she's a teenager asking for money,
to borrow the car, etc....
Of course, I also have a pic of her in her "birthday suit" taken shortly
after her birth, which I can use as blackmail material later in life.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:30 am

Sammy,

Thanks for the $4.99. Had you asked nice, I would have taken out "you know what" for nada.

How come you didn't let me round it off to 5 bucks even? Prick.

Rip City

Baceña · Post by **Baceña** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:39 am

since he's been such a good baby i only assume he'll turn into a satanic teenager!

RACK the pic, luth!

Ang · Post by **Ang** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:27 am

Baceña,

Awesome baby! Take good care of that baby. What a cutie.

Our kid told us when he was about 4 years old that he remembered some folks around when he was a new baby with green smocks on and a huge white light and people wrapping him with things...so never underestimate the idea that parenting starts...uh, right now!

all the best to ya, it only gets better from there :)

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:38 am

This post is weak..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

m2

Blitzkrieg · Post by **Blitzkrieg** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:58 am

m2 wrote:This post is weak..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

m2

No, babysmack is weak. WTF do skanky Bush-haters have to do with this thread?

Get a life jagoff.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 1:16 pm

most cool---
a bit of history here:
when my first three kids were born
1964, 1966, and 1968--- fathers were not
even allowed in the nursery--- saw them only
through a window !!!
Fast forward to 1975 and my "baby" girl's
birth--- the next night I come to visit and
MrsO informs me it is "Father's Feeding Time" !
At first I balked (some sort of false male bravado)
but when I saw one of my former student's getting
ready-- I did it too. My favorite photo is my holding
her and she's looking at me-- she even "cooed" !!
Priceless !!
When my first Granddaughter was born in 1995
-- it was like
"here-- you want to hold her" !!
rack modern times !!

chargerfan · Post by **chargerfan** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:26 pm

Good looking kid. Me and misses Chargerfan had our first boy in may of 2002. 1 word of advice for your own sanity.Don't let him watch these guys

Well you can let him watch Shaq if you want, but the other dudes are like crack for little kids they can't get enough. The videos the merchandise drives me up the wall. I'm sure you've heard Rome talk about it on his show too. He's telling the truth.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:44 pm

Star Trek convention?

Baceña · Post by **Baceña** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:47 pm

IRENE, why the state oof continuous meltage?

chargerfan · Post by **chargerfan** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:08 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:Star Trek convention?

Close. no it's the wiggles. any of you with kids under the age of 4 probably had these dudes and their lame ass songs on your t.v. at one time or another

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:03 pm

1. somebody's trolling. hard. just sayen.

2. samurai ganbang is the second cutest thing ever. online anyway.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:11 pm

Rack SG. I think I pm'd you a long time ago (maybe it was somebody else) that the moment of birth is probably the heaviest moment of your life. Life can absolutely suck, and just one moment like that can make it kick ass in a second.

The first baby is a complete mind-blower. In my case, the next two (came within about 10-15 seconds of each other) was a bit more confusing. When I started filming them as they were being wiped off and tended to, I suddenly found that I was feeling guilty about paying too much attention to one and just kept going back and forth...... That kind of sucked, but it was a good problem........

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:30 pm

!zzubevol wrote:2. samurai ganbang is the second cutest thing ever. online anyway.

AND STILL REIGNING CHAMPEEN OF THE WORLD... DESTROFELICE!!!!

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:34 pm

Destrofelice wrote:
!zzubevol wrote:2. samurai ganbang is the second cutest thing ever. online anyway.
AND STILL REIGNING PAPERWEIGHT CHAMPEEN OF THE WORLD... DESTROFELICE!!!!

werd

Baceña · Post by **Baceña** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:43 pm

the brat just nailed me with piss!

he just woke up bec he peed so i figured he´s not going to pee again a minute later

yep pisssssssssssss all fucking over me!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:46 pm

Baceña wrote:the brat just nailed me with piss!

he just woke up bec he peed so i figured he´s not going to pee again a minute later

yep pisssssssssssss all fucking over me!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Before you had a kid, could ever imagine that situation being funny to you? Rack Parenthood!

BTW, my boy is 13 months and has never managed to pee on me, Mrs. TWIS & big sister yes, me no. Bode goes to Dad on this one.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:50 pm

Destrofelice wrote:
!zzubevol wrote:2. samurai ganbang is the second cutest thing ever. online anyway.
AND STILL REIGNING CHAMPEEN OF THE WORLD... DESTROFELICE!!!!

if you stood still i'd blast you down with the best rubber band i could find.

insidious beast.

Baceña · Post by **Baceña** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:52 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Before you had a kid, could ever imagine that situation being funny to you? Rack Parenthood!

BTW, my boy is 13 months and has never managed to pee on me, Mrs. TWIS & big sister yes, me no. Bode goes to Dad on this one.

RACK

astute take btw

this is the third time

the first time was a few months ago and he was screaming

i had him on the changing table and i turned to yell something to the wife in the next room when I feel a warm stream on my arm. Two seconds after he's done pissing, he shoots a jet stream of poop about a foot out of his ass! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Then he just looked at me and started chuckling.

the wife walks in to see what's going on and I'm LMAO covered in piss and shit.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:56 pm

Rack your kid, he's just priming you for later on in life.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:30 pm

Baceña wrote:

Ugliest baby ever.

Looks like he was conceived during anal sex

edit: see how simple it is to make a red x, sg

Baceña · Post by **Baceña** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:35 pm

Cuda wrote: Ugliest baby ever.

Looks like he was conceived during anal sex

How about you run your weak smack in the threads where I hammered your pathetic, no take-having ass?

I'm sorry, that would be what somebody who isn't a huge pussy would do. You are a huge pussy, of course.

Damn, I vote to ban your ass too just like IRIE. You've really nothing more to offer than him; you're a community punching bag, fool.

Please formulate another epic take and mash it on in here, impotent leg humper.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:17 pm

Rack chargerfan for his take on The Wiggles.

Being able to witness my daughter's birth was the best day of my life.

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:22 pm

chargerfan wrote:

First time I watched this crap with my niece I felt really ripped off cuz the dude in the shirt didn't get killed like they do in all the other StarTrek episodes.

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:40 pm

The Wiggles are Australia's way of taking over the world one child & one big red car at a time

& if you think they are scarey wait till Hi 5 come to an auditorium near you

Bones · Post by **Bones** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:45 pm

I RECOGNIZE those four. They were expendible characters and they're all DEAD, Jim.

From left to right:

Lieutenant Hucklebee - Dead!
Engineer VonWoolworth - Dead!
First Mate Willoughby - Dead!
Ensign Pankow - Dead!

Baceña · Post by **Baceña** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:48 pm

there´s no fucking way my son is going to be watching that homo shit and if he does, i will be forced to pound 10 dollar whores in the ass in front of him to erase all memories of that gay fucking shit

just kidding, of course, the Wiggles seem like a jolly good time! Splendid fun for all!!!!!

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:49 pm

Baceña wrote:there´s no fucking way my son is going to be watching that homo shit and if he does, i will be forced to pound 10 dollar whores in the ass in front of him to erase all memories of that gay fucking shit

You might rephrase that and clarify it a bit more. Right now it's a very ambiguous read.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:50 pm

I kept Barney out of my house with kid#1 and I'll have no problem keeping the 4 Aussie fembots out as well.

Baceña · Post by **Baceña** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:52 pm

Tom In VA wrote: You might rephrase that and clarify it a bit more. Right now it's a very ambiguous read.

FEMALE whores

We have a gay cousin. Our boy will call him Aunt Tom

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:54 pm

Baceña wrote:
Tom In VA wrote: You might rephrase that and clarify it a bit more. Right now it's a very ambiguous read.

FEMALE whores

We have a gay cousin. Our boy will call him Aunt Tom

Is she lipstick or bull dyke ?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:02 pm

Cuda wrote: Ugliest baby ever.

Looks like he was conceived during anal sex

Nice, classy response, Cuda. Have you any children?

Baceña · Post by **Baceña** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:07 pm

shutyomouth wrote:
Cuda wrote: Ugliest baby ever.

Looks like he was conceived during anal sex

Nice, classy response, Cuda. Have you any children?

Cuda considers his takes his children.

I can't think of a better argument in favor of infanticide than that.

Baceña · Post by **Baceña** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:07 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
Baceña wrote:
Tom In VA wrote: You might rephrase that and clarify it a bit more. Right now it's a very ambiguous read.

FEMALE whores

We have a gay cousin. Our boy will call him Aunt Tom
Is she lipstick or bull dyke ?

it's a man, baby

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:17 pm

Baceña wrote:
Cuda wrote: Ugliest baby ever.

Looks like he was conceived during anal sex
How about you run your weak smack in the threads where I hammered your pathetic, no take-having ass?

Link?

What the fuck did you think was going to happen when you posted a picture of your kid on a fucking smack board, you fucking dildo?

Yeah, calling your kid an anal-baby is pretty fucking mild- compared to what some of the pic-quacks are cooking up right this very minute, but you know what, dumb fuck? YOU were the one who subjected your kid to the shit that will inevitably come from this. Are you so fucking dim of wit that you didn't think it was going to happen? Yeah, of course you are. Will you take this as a lesson? No. Instead of doing the second smartest thing you could do and delete your picture (not posting it in the first place would have been #1) and hope it disappears into the ether, you'll kick your feet & cry into your pillow about what a fucking prick Cuda is. Well, I am a prick, that's why my title is what it is

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:22 pm

Cuda wrote:
Baceña wrote:
Cuda wrote: Ugliest baby ever.

Looks like he was conceived during anal sex
How about you run your weak smack in the threads where I hammered your pathetic, no take-having ass?
Link?

What the fuck did you think was going to happen when you posted a picture of your kid on a fucking smack board, you fucking dildo?

Yeah, calling your kid an anal-baby is pretty fucking mild- compared to what some of the pic-quacks are cooking up right this very minute, but you know what, dumb fuck? YOU were the one who subjected your kid to the shit that will inevitably come from this. Are you so fucking dim of wit that you didn't think it was going to happen? Yeah, of course you are. Will you take this as a lesson? No. Instead of doing the second smartest thing you could do and delete your picture (not posting it in the first place would have been #1) and hope it disappears into the ether, you'll kick your feet & cry into your pillow about what a fucking prick Cuda is. Well, I am a prick, that's why my title is what it is

Wrong. Sometimes you just don't know when to cut it off, dude. This isn't a smack board - smack is dead. It died a while back in fact. You'd sit down and drink with the rest of us...... We all know each other too well by now..........

1smoothG · Post by **1smoothG** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:30 pm

Baceña wrote: i sang a spanish song to him in the hallway while we were waiting for the docs to sew up the wife

¿Dónde es el SIDS de hadas?

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:43 pm

Cuda wrote:
Baceña wrote:
Cuda wrote: Ugliest baby ever.

Looks like he was conceived during anal sex
How about you run your weak smack in the threads where I hammered your pathetic, no take-having ass?
Link?

What the fuck did you think was going to happen when you posted a picture of your kid on a fucking smack board, you fucking dildo?

Yeah, calling your kid an anal-baby is pretty fucking mild- compared to what some of the pic-quacks are cooking up right this very minute, but you know what, dumb fuck? YOU were the one who subjected your kid to the shit that will inevitably come from this. Are you so fucking dim of wit that you didn't think it was going to happen? Yeah, of course you are. Will you take this as a lesson? No. Instead of doing the second smartest thing you could do and delete your picture (not posting it in the first place would have been #1) and hope it disappears into the ether, you'll kick your feet & cry into your pillow about what a fucking prick Cuda is. Well, I am a prick, that's why my title is what it is

Copy.

But you're not a prick, you're a joke. You're a big, fucked up joke, and the only person laughing is you. See, we're ALL jokes, because we post on this board so flippin' much. The difference lies in being funny. You're not. You may fancy yourself a prick because you think that, in de-humanizing yourself for the sake of your "board rep" you're fighting for some thread of "cyber-honor;" or doing your bit for your other board friends to "keep the smack alive," but the reality of the situation, for you at least, is that you're just as miserable in your cyber world as you are in your real world, and it chaps your ass that other people are not only NOT in the same boat as you, but they're smacking you around with the oars while you sit stagnant in the same kiddie wading pool created by the tears that you shed over the death of your precious SCIII, et al... This board is your life, and your life sucks. That's got to be worse for you than I'll ever care to know, no matter how you choose to respond to this post. Prick, indeed. A [Moofasa] CYBER-prick [/Moofasa], which is roughly no notches above zero value. Enjoy your swim.

Paste.

the_ouskull

Post Script -- Cute kid. RACK Luth.

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