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I stole a CD from a customer

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It's loaded with Backstreet Boys songs. Should I kick his ass as soon as I see him or do some covert job of making him confess his sins, then punch the fucker out.

He titled his burnt CD as "Slow"

Oh, now he shuffled the shit with a Mariah Carey Song. This is clearly his "I'm gonna fuck CD". This guys a straight fucking queer.

Now he's got some RKelly trilogy shit on here.

Oh, Beyonce, you fucking bitch!

Fuckers gonna get a punch right to the fucking jaw! This is the most deplorable mix by a white man I have ever heard.

Shit's titled slow and out of 18 tracks he has 2 Backstreet Boys and 2 Mariah Carey. Now I'm trying to define this fucking song he's got. Google search reveals JoJo.

Good god this is deplorable.
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And you care?
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Mikey wrote:And you care?
Fuck Yes I care on the state of the White Man! I've had this shit for 3 weeks and never got around to finding out what the fuck it was about. now that I have this bitch needs a serious ass kicking.
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I'm getting a remix of: "Thin line between love and hate"

Who the fuck needed that?

Risa: As soon as I get a track list of this garbage, inform me of how I'm right on this garbage.
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You need more Sly and the Family Stone.
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Track 1 Backstreet Boys: Gone

2: Valentino (the only good song): Slow Down

3: Pretty good, couldn't find the title.

4: Mariah Carey: We belong together

5: A remix of a Jodeci song, fucker couldn't have the original. :evil:

6: Monica: Angel of mine

7: JoJo

8: R Kelly: Friend of mine

9: R Kelly: I don't mean it

10: The Remix of "Thin Line between of love and hate"

11: R Kelly: Trapped in the closet

12: R Kelly: Trapped in the closet part 2

13: Destiny's Child: Cater 2 You

14: I have no fucking clue

15: Touch? It's allright.

16: Boyz 2Men and Mariah Carey. Can't hate it's a remix of End of the Road

17: JoJo

18: JoJo

OK!
Here you go pedophiles! :x


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And those that don't think these are fucking hot can go fuck themselves:

http://www.mariahdaily.com/photogallery/index.shtml

Go to 2006 "Bikini Clad Mariah in St. Barths"
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Gunslinger wrote:I stole a CD from a customer
Good to see you've moved up from delivering pizzas to working at Best Buy. Did dude leave a note on your car after you stole his CD?
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Gunslinger wrote:I stole a CD from a customer
Good to see you've moved up from delivering pizzas to working at Best Buy. Did dude leave a note on your car after you stole his CD?
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somethings never change... :meds:
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Gunslinger wrote:I stole a CD...

Fuck Yes I care on the state of the White Man!
Please don't.

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Gunslinger wrote:I stole a CD...
Its a good one
Is it Moving Pictures?
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Post by Uncle Fester »

So the story so far...

You stole a CD from somebody, presumably a teenager.
You don't like the selection of songs on the stolen CD.
Now you want to fight him.
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Uncle Fester wrote:So the story so far...

You stole a CD from somebody, presumably a teenager.
You don't like the selection of songs on the stolen CD.
Now you want to fight him.
When you put it like that, you make him sound like a complete dumbass.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Gunslinger is a baaaaad man.
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Accepting a CD in lieu of $9 hardly consitutes "stealing."
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Re: I stole a CD from a customer

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Gunslinger wrote:Should I kick his ass as soon as I see him or do some covert job of making him confess his sins, then punch the fucker out.
I think you should leave a post-it on his car.
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Gunslinger wrote: 14: I have no fucking clue
But you actually knew the other 17 songs???? Way to KYOA. :meds:
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Actually just send it to the executor of his estate.
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UCant#1 wrote:
Gunslinger wrote: 14: I have no fucking clue
But you actually knew the other 17 songs???? Way to KYOA. :meds:
I had to google the fucking choruses. After the first JoJo song, you catch on to her voice.

I'm going to stuff the CD in a McDonalds bag and throw the bag out the window.
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Whoever finds it is going to kick your faggot ass, just so you know.
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mr showtime wrote:somethings never change... :meds:
Care to follow up these posts? You've been trolling my PM box for the last month, just break it all out and go for broke?

This troll doesn't work, because it is under to much media scrutiny. The NoCal troll doesn't work, cuz it is under to much Russ and Kevin scrutiny. Your random shit doesn't work, cuz I've never bought into this board. Keep flapping in the wind shit stain.
And those that don't think these are fucking hot can go fuck themselves:

http://www.mariahdaily.com/photogallery/index.shtml

Go to 2006 "Bikini Clad Mariah in St. Barths"
Oh, fucking good god she is hot!!!

I just wanted to revisit that fatass in its entire glory!
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Gunslinger wrote:
mr showtime wrote:somethings never change... :meds:
Care to follow up these posts? You've been trolling my PM box for the last month, just break it all out and go for broke?

This troll doesn't work, because it is under to much media scrutiny. The NoCal troll doesn't work, cuz it is under to much Russ and Kevin scrutiny. Your random shit doesn't work, cuz I've never bought into this board. Keep flapping in the wind shit stain.
And those that don't think these are fucking hot can go fuck themselves:

http://www.mariahdaily.com/photogallery/index.shtml

Go to 2006 "Bikini Clad Mariah in St. Barths"
Oh, fucking good god she is hot!!!

I just wanted to revisit that fatass in its entire glory!

AHERM!!! RADIO FAN!!
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