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All The Hype With All The Fizzle

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Disappointing at best. :(

Should the world expect anything else from the Bu$h Corp Mor-On Terror???
Whoever thought up this operation should be working in Hollywood.
Freakin Shameful...Gotta feel bad for GI tard (and the American public) who keep getting played for fools.

I'm still waiting to hear that they nabbed "the #3 man", Again :meds:

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/ ... 48,00.html

On Scene: How Operation Swarmer Fizzled

Not a shot was fired, or a leader nabbed, in a major offensive that failed to live up to its advance billing

Four Black Hawk helicopters landed in a wheat field and dropped off a television crew, three photographers, three print reporters and three Iraqi government officials right into the middle of Operation Swarmer. Iraqi soldiers in newly painted humvees, green and red Iraqi flags stenciled on the tailgates, had just finished searching the farm populated by a half-dozen skinny cows and a woman kneading freshly risen dough and slapping it to the walls of a mud oven.

The press, flown in from Baghdad to this agricultural gridiron northeast of Samarra, huddled around the Iraqi officials and U.S. Army commanders who explained that the "largest air assault since 2003" in Iraq using over 50 helicopters to put 1500 Iraqi and U.S. troops on the ground had netted 48 suspected insurgents, 17 of which had already been cleared and released. The area, explained the officials, has long been suspected of being used as a base for insurgents operating in and around Samarra, the city north of Baghdad where the bombing of a sacred shrine recently sparked a wave of sectarian violence.

But contrary to what many many television networks erroneously reported, the operation was by no means the largest use of airpower since the start of the war. ("Air Assault" is a military term that refers specifically to transporting troops into an area.) In fact, there were no airstrikes and no leading insurgents were nabbed in an operation that some skeptical military analysts described as little more than a photo op. What’s more, there were no shots fired at all and the units had met no resistance, said the U.S. and Iraqi commanders.

The operation, which doubled the population of the flat farmland in one single airlift, was initiated by intelligence from Iraq security forces, says Lt Col Skip Johnson commander of the 187 Battallion, 3rd Combat Brigade of the 101st Airborne. "They have the lead," he said to reporters at the second stop of the tour. But by Friday afternoon, the major targets seemed to have slipped through their fingers. Iraqi Army General Abdul Jabar says that Samarra-based insurgent leader Hamad el Taki of Mohammad’s Army was thought to be in the area, and Iraqi intelligence officers were still working to compare known voice recordings and photographs with the prisoners in custody.

With the Interior Ministry's Samarra commando battalion, the soldiers had found some 300 individual pieces of weaponry like mortars, rockets and plastic explosives in six different locations inside the sparsely populated farming community of over 50 square miles and about 1,500 residents. The raids also uncovered high-powered cordless telephones used as detonators in homemade bombs, medical supplies and insurgent training manuals.

Before loading up into the helicopters for a return trip to Baghdad, Iraqi and American soldiers and some reporters helped themselves to the woman’s freshly baked bread, tearing bits off and chewing it as they wandered among the cows. For most of them, it was the only thing worthwhile they’d found all day.
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Irony eludes you, Tina.
That gets a RACK!
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Freakin Shameful

Racking oneself is also shameful.
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The press, flown in from Baghdad to this agricultural gridiron
I give the sammara backpack brigade a 2 IED edge over the baghdad roadside bombers.

but cows as cheerleaders has got to be an iraqi thing. bovines in skirts?
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I have yet to hear from any of the Lefties how the situation should be remedied????
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^
Idiot Self_Serving Bu$h_Corp Stupidity created the sitch, let them fix it, if they can.

btw...they can't

You know it's in the toilet when your King Mistake finally admits that mistakes were made:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0, ... 35,00.html

American GI's slaughtered over a dozen Iraqi innocent bystanders after a road side bomb killed one of there guys.
Can't seem to find anything on it.
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Cicero wrote: OK, we totally fucked up. So how are YOU going to fix it?
God and GOD you are almost painfully stupid. Your brain functions with logic the equivalent of a three year old's.

The first step is to get rid of the assholes who have been buttfucking our country and the rest of the world in the mouth for the past 5 years. That would include all Republican Congressmen, everybody in the Administration and their extended families.
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Could be the bystanders weren't all that "innocent" either.
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Islamists have been working at that for quite a bit longer than five years and pretending they don't exist as a matter of policy didn't work out very well. They just continued escalating their attacks until they finally got our attention.

It's a big motherfucking swamp and it's going to take a long fucking time to drain it.
That's a pretty cynical observation about Kosovo, mv.
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Cicero wrote:I have yet to hear from any of the Lefties how the situation should be remedied????
surrender - you'll get good terms.

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Dr_Phibes wrote:
Cicero wrote:I have yet to hear from any of the Lefties how the situation should be remedied????
surrender - you'll get good terms.

shameless plug: RACK Belarus voting 82% for communism
And Iraq voted for Saddam at a 98% clip in their last election....big deal.
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Dr_Phibes wrote:
Cicero wrote:I have yet to hear from any of the Lefties how the situation should be remedied????
surrender - you'll get good terms.

shameless plug: RACK Belarus voting 82% for communism
A Fake communist supporting an oppressive regime that is suspected of fixing the election. real shocker there.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Just Saying:
Before Bu$h Corp time in Iraq runs out (and it is running out), it would be nice to have at least one over_hyped U.S military operation *succeed in making a real dent in the real enemy.

Is that too much to hope for?


*al Qaeda hurting themselves laughing doesn't count.
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I, for one, am quite pleased that nobody had to die for an American military photo-op. With a press release and everything, that is all this was.
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mvscal wrote:
tough love wrote:*al Qaeda hurting themselves laughing doesn't count.
They aren't laughing, dumbfuck.
True. They're almost as humorless as you.
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Cuda Wrote:
Could be the bystanders weren't all that "innocent" either.
Your right, Cuda, now that the story is out, it appears to be that they were not innocent bystanders after all.
They were innocent men, woman, and children slaughtered within their home by your revenge seeking military.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4827424.stm

Just fuckoff already.
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I, for one, am quite pleased that nobody had to die for an American military photo-op. With a press release and everything, that is all this was.
Hope was the wrong word.
"Expect" given the circumstances, would of been a better choice.
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Post by tough love »

I know this:
US military investigators have flown to Iraq to study reports that marines shot dead at least 15 civilians, including seven women and three children.
mv wrote:
But they're OK with the sick fucks who drive car bombs into their markets and destroy their mosques, right?
I'm pretty sure they like it about as much as they enjoy being slaughtered by your sick fuc's.

MY LAI

Seriously; your washed pawns need to just fuck off and leave them to fight just one enemy.
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Post by Bizzarofelice »

Lt. William Calley was a hero just like Ollie North.
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