Ever bang anyone in a neckbrace?

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:44 pm

the ole lady just had some neck surgery done and has to wear a hard collar brace during the day and a soft one at night.
thinking about making her wear the goofy looking hard brace just so I can hit it:)

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:24 am

My ex wife had back surgery right after we met. We had ripped it a couple of times before, and she was out about 2 days and ready grind again. We hit it about 2- 3 times a day there for a while. Worked for me... and Dave..

Why do you fucking care anyway... it's about your nut right ??

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:59 am

I've never had to wear one, so I haven't had the chance.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:28 am

Mikey wrote:I've never had to wear one, so I haven't had the chance.

No "Bang a Gong" resets, or is that your kids' music? :wink:

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:51 am

You know, that dude in your av reminds me of a John Carpenter movie...

Mike Backer · Post by **Mike Backer** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:05 am

Picked up a HOOOOOT half asian chick out at the bars one night, took her back to her parents house, proceeded to bang the shit out of her while her parents slept up stairs. She takes her shirt off and she is sporting a rib brace. Looked like a corset with velcro. She had been in a car wreck and fucked up her ribs. I had to go easy on her...until the 10 seconds before I blew my load and I grabbed that thing and started hitting it hard, fast, and deep. She was hurtin, but I got mine. Woke her dad up and I had to commando crawl out of there as the sun was rising.

Somebody out there has a rib brace with my man nog on it.

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:09 am

I snapped my collarbone being all TTB'd on the way home one night.

So later the next day, I'm in a clavicle sling and my prenuptial mondo-sized, superheated, waveless waterbed with *deluxe* mirrored headboard and the vicodin doing what vicodin do, with my girlfriend's feet resting around my ears.

Shoulders back, chest out, looking like I'm standing by for inspection and feeling like an Azteca God...it was kinda like making someone who just had their appendix removed, laugh real hard.

It hurt, but it was real funny at the time.

Damn that girl had some nice tits, and convieniently enough, excellent spleef...I wish I had tried/tied the sling on her... she would've loved it.

Nothing like laying on your back, enjoying a wild cowgirl rider, and feeling/hearing your fractured collarbone grinding right along with her.
:P

:?

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:49 pm

I bagged this:

Sin,
Diogenes

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:39 pm

Mike Backer wrote:Picked up a HOOOOOT half asian chick out at the bars one night

She sounds cute.

Sin,
Roger-the-Beastmaster