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It turns out Samson, the star of "The New Devil in Miss Jones," has produced an exceptional wine, becoming the toast of two industries: wine-making and pornography.

The wine "really represents who I am," said Samson.

"There's spiciness -- the Cesanese has the naughty side of me. And yet it's an elegant wine. I love the opera, and I'm a classically trained ballet dancer. And there is some chocolate undertone, which I just love. There's a little bit of sweetness. Like, 10 percent of the time I'm sweet," she said.

She is working on a white wine -- Sogno Due -- that could be out later this year, and also has ideas of expanding into champagne, ice wine and grappa.

Samson, who was raised Catholic in upstate New York, said it was pure coincidence that Cipresso also sells wines to the Vatican. She met him through her husband, a wine merchant.

"My priest said in Mass once, 'Violence or pleasures of the flesh. What is the greater of two evils?' I think we all know the answer. I felt like he was saying that toward me," she said.

Still, she never had her parent's blessing for her career choice as an adult movie star. "They were so devastated. They were terribly, terribly upset."

But while she will continue her film career, wine-making may offer some redemption. "I wanted to do something that my parents could be proud of," she said.

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I'd like to see her crush the grapes!
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Samson went to Tuscany and tasted dozens of Cipresso's Italian-grown varieties, then she selected a mix of 70 percent Cesanese, 20 percent Sangiovese and 10 percent Montepulciano. She ordered over 400 cases.

So, she bought bulk wine off the shelf in Italy...400 WHOLE CASES....put on a label that I highly doubt has been approved by the ATF (suggestive pics are out on wine labels, just like suggestive names, although they've been a little less hardcore about it in recent years), and now she's some monument to the wine industry?

And assuming the labels aren't kosher(I can't see how she could get a label with a suggestive pic approved, unless she sucked off an ATF agent), we'll see how she feels about the business once she figures out that after having to relabel 4800 bottles by hand, production costs just went up dramatically...but then again...it's only 400 cases, which is awfully tough to break even on...unless she's either getting some fat coin for it from her "celebrity" status, or the winemaker in Italy bought up some cheap-ass grapes. Either way, sounds like an overall poor entry when you look at the scale-of-economy involved.

I guess it makes for a semi-interesting story, though. They should have included some tidbit about her rubbing some of the grapes upside her snapper or something.
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she is pretty hot.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Samson went to Tuscany and tasted dozens of Cipresso's Italian-grown varieties, then she selected a mix of 70 percent Cesanese, 20 percent Sangiovese and 10 percent Montepulciano. She ordered over 400 cases.

So, she bought bulk wine off the shelf in Italy...400 WHOLE CASES....put on a label that I highly doubt has been approved by the ATF (suggestive pics are out on wine labels, just like suggestive names, although they've been a little less hardcore about it in recent years), and now she's some monument to the wine industry?


depends on who the husband is... since he's the middle man in all this. maybe she's the 'pia zadora winning a golden globe after marrying a billionaire', of the wine world? :?

eh, if it tastes good, i guess it's no big deal. but i thought this article was about her having some degree in wineology or some shit, where she had studied for years, grew her own grapes, had her own vineyard, or even had merely experimented on the side while taking cock up the ass for pay....

all she did is perform taste tests? well. if it works, it works. and if it's good, it's good. good for her.


but they are overmaking it, a little.
on a short leash, apparently.
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titlover wrote:she is pretty hot.
she looks like halle berry. it's the apples of her facial cheeks.
everything about her screams 'i am a natural brunette'. she
should remove the bleach.
on a short leash, apparently.
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Somehow, fine wine and porn don't mix.
More of a cheap beer or bum-wine kind of thing. :P
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