Herbstreit's early preseason top 5

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:30 pm

Certainly, it's hard to play games out-of-state when the Outback Bowl is in Tampa every year.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:06 pm

Are you serious, you mouth breathing little pussy? Try venturing more than 600 miles to play a fucking game. It's easy to win 9 games a year when you don't have to worry about going to a different climat or playing anyone that you don't already know like the back of your fucking hand.

So smart one, when the hell should ND schedule their games? Seeing as how the schedules are set years in advance, it's kinda tough to peer into the crystal ball and see who will and won't have a winning record 4 years down the road.

If you're going by how many bowl teams you play, before the season, take a look at ND's schedule from last year. Run down who they played, how many were bowl teams, and what bowl games they went to.

At least FSU and Miami have the balls to play outside of the south. You, your pussy AD, and your pussy coach, are perfectly happy staying in one place and essentially playing all of your games at home.

I'm not saying shit about UF's conference schedule, because the SEC is one of, if not the toughest conference (all the rest of you, save it). It's the pussy OCC you guys schedule. FSU? Fucking great. They're a natural rival in your own fucking state. You, UF, and the SEC in general, are pussies of the highest order. Name one other conference that doesn't travel to other parts of the country to play anyone? You can't. Maybe the SEC is so good because they never play anyone outside of their comfort zone. Props to Auburn and LSU for at least breaking away from that inbread mentality

Call me board bitch, type "WAAAAHHHHHH", but I have yet to ask you why you have to be such an asshole, or have my coach break down and cry like a bitch after his team loses.

Good night now.

Beep beep.

Shaz · Post by **Shaz** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:42 pm

Nothing like seeing fans of TWO overrated teams get into a "discussion."

N.D. hasn't won a bowl game in over a decade and the other hasn't been good since the old ball coach left. Why are either one talking?

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:56 pm

Shaz wrote:Nothing like seeing fans of TWO overrated teams get into a "discussion."

N.D. hasn't won a bowl game in over a decade and the other hasn't been good since the old ball coach left. Why are either one talking?

Because it's March.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:56 pm

BEEP BEEEEEEEPPPP.... this is a test of the Meltodwon network. We are experiencing a meltdown of epic preportions around the rim of Urban Meyer's cock. If you are in the area, please leave........BEEEP BEEEEEEPP

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:48 pm

Shaz wrote:Nothing like seeing fans of TWO overrated teams get into a "discussion."

N.D. hasn't won a bowl game in over a decade and the other hasn't been good since the old ball coach left. Why are either one talking?

Nebraska fan calling someone else out as overrated?

On second thought, in order to be overrated someone actually has to think you're good in the first place. By that logic, Nebraska can't be overrated.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:00 pm

Being that Nebraska dominated for 2 decades, they get like a 5-6 year window where they can try and reload. Same goes for Nole fan.

TheChief · Post by **TheChief** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:19 pm

Killian wrote:Are you serious, you mouth breathing little pussy? Try venturing more than 600 miles to play a fucking game. It's easy to win 9 games a year when you don't have to worry about going to a different climat or playing anyone that you don't already know like the back of your fucking hand.

So smart one, when the hell should ND schedule their games? Seeing as how the schedules are set years in advance, it's kinda tough to peer into the crystal ball and see who will and won't have a winning record 4 years down the road.

If you're going by how many bowl teams you play, before the season, take a look at ND's schedule from last year. Run down who they played, how many were bowl teams, and what bowl games they went to.

At least FSU and Miami have the balls to play outside of the south. You, your pussy AD, and your pussy coach, are perfectly happy staying in one place and essentially playing all of your games at home.

I'm not saying shit about UF's conference schedule, because the SEC is one of, if not the toughest conference (all the rest of you, save it). It's the pussy OCC you guys schedule. FSU? Fucking great. They're a natural rival in your own fucking state. You, UF, and the SEC in general, are pussies of the highest order. Name one other conference that doesn't travel to other parts of the country to play anyone? You can't. Maybe the SEC is so good because they never play anyone outside of their comfort zone. Props to Auburn and LSU for at least breaking away from that inbread mentality

Call me board bitch, type "WAAAAHHHHHH", but I have yet to ask you why you have to be such an asshole, or have my coach break down and cry like a bitch after his team loses.

Good night now.

Beep beep.

Just sitting here

Shaz · Post by **Shaz** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:49 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Shaz wrote:Nothing like seeing fans of TWO overrated teams get into a "discussion."

N.D. hasn't won a bowl game in over a decade and the other hasn't been good since the old ball coach left. Why are either one talking?
Nebraska fan calling someone else out as overrated?

On second thought, in order to be overrated someone actually has to think you're good in the first place. By that logic, Nebraska can't be overrated.

Ok, then if I can't discuss how football teams are overrated based on my own team, can I discuss how your smak is overrated and in this case doesn't make any sence.

After all, this discussion was about how good Florida and N.D. were going to be this coming year and how difficult there schedules were. I don't recall begining my smak with a rant about Nebraska.

P.S. When Nebraska finishes 11-3 with yet another bowl win I will return to running my smak.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:36 pm

Killian wrote:Are you serious, you mouth breathing little pussy? Try venturing more than 600 miles to play a fucking game. It's easy to win 9 games a year when you don't have to worry about going to a different climat or playing anyone that you don't already know like the back of your fucking hand.

So smart one, when the hell should ND schedule their games? Seeing as how the schedules are set years in advance, it's kinda tough to peer into the crystal ball and see who will and won't have a winning record 4 years down the road.

If you're going by how many bowl teams you play, before the season, take a look at ND's schedule from last year. Run down who they played, how many were bowl teams, and what bowl games they went to.

At least FSU and Miami have the balls to play outside of the south. You, your pussy AD, and your pussy coach, are perfectly happy staying in one place and essentially playing all of your games at home.

I'm not saying shit about UF's conference schedule, because the SEC is one of, if not the toughest conference (all the rest of you, save it). It's the pussy OCC you guys schedule. FSU? Fucking great. They're a natural rival in your own fucking state. You, UF, and the SEC in general, are pussies of the highest order. Name one other conference that doesn't travel to other parts of the country to play anyone? You can't. Maybe the SEC is so good because they never play anyone outside of their comfort zone. Props to Auburn and LSU for at least breaking away from that inbread mentality

Call me board bitch, type "WAAAAHHHHHH", but I have yet to ask you why you have to be such an asshole, or have my coach break down and cry like a bitch after his team loses.

Good night now.

Beep beep.

f-u f-u

Pussies of highest order BUT we are the toughest conference?

You are just a fucking stupid tard. That makes no sense. Zero.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:20 pm

Sure it does. How does this not get through your head?

Your AD and coach have no say in your conference affiliation.

But they do have a say in:

Eastern Michigan
Middle Tennessee St
San Jose St. (CA)
Florida A&M
Ohio
Alabama-Birmingham
Louisiana-Monroe
Ball St. (IN)
Western Michigan
Citadel (SC)
Central Michigan
Georgia Southern
Louisiana-Lafayette

You've had two out of conference opponets in the past 10 years that had a legitimate chance of beating UF, Miami and FSU.

You, your school, and your coach are pussies.

Beep beep.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:52 pm

OSU
LSU
ND
PSU
WV

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:46 am

Killian wrote:Sure it does. How does this not get through your head?

Your AD and coach have no say in your conference affiliation.

But they do have a say in:

Eastern Michigan
Middle Tennessee St
San Jose St. (CA)
Florida A&M
Ohio
Alabama-Birmingham
Louisiana-Monroe
Ball St. (IN)
Western Michigan
Citadel (SC)
Central Michigan
Georgia Southern
Louisiana-Lafayette

You've had two out of conference opponets in the past 10 years that had a legitimate chance of beating UF, Miami and FSU.

You, your school, and your coach are pussies.

Beep beep.

Miami is on board again (they are trying to renew it annually) and FSU is every year. FSU, Tenn, Auburn, LSU, Bama, UGA right off the bat. WTF!!!!

Shut your fucking piehole. UF will have the hardest schedule and you want MORE?????? Fuck off you piece of non-making sense notre-tard.

Please explain your whacked out notre-tard logic. Yeah, you guys ALREADY have the hardest schedule.....can you make it harder please by scheduling harder games please.

WTF!@@W#Q@!!

EXPLAIN your stupid fucked up logic. It makes no sense. If we were in a shit conference or played no one.,.......I could see your thinking BUT when we play the schedule we do......why make it even harder? Yeah, that sounds like a pussy to me.....OH, you are playing EIGHT bowl teams.....can't you find three more?????

You sir have serious UF issues. Make sense then come and play, notre-tard.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:01 am

Shaz wrote: P.S. When Nebraska finishes 11-3 with yet another bowl win I will return to running my smak.

Cool. See you in 7 years...

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:47 pm

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:
Shaz wrote: P.S. When Nebraska finishes 11-3 with yet another bowl win I will return to running my smak.
Cool. See you in 7 years...

CU would give McCartney's left nut for a 10 win season right about now. See you in a couple decades? Better break out the powder blue unis.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:22 pm

You know, for someone who claims to be older and more mature than everyone on this board, you sure do go to the "tard" care rather quickly.

Let me explain this logic to you. UF has no control over their conference schedule. They do have control over their non confrence schedule. They don't play anyone in their non confrence schedule and if they do, they are FL teams. Your school is pussy because when they have control over who they schedule, they don't schedule anyone that would make UF travel and give them a tough game.

No one north of the Mason-Dixon line, and rarely a team west of the Mississippi.

And as you have pointed out many, many times, you can't judge a schedule before the season. So save your shit about your slate being the toughest in the country. You have no idea if that will end up being the case or not.

Now that we're done with the schedule talk, lets talk about why you think UF will be #2 when they can't score any points against half way decent teams.

At least your not a Gaytor homer.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:49 pm

Every place Urban has been the SECOND year has been the year that the offense has made a huge leap statistically. There is a huge learning curve for his offense. Period.

Year TWO for Urban.

We return a ton of starters and talent.

Leak is a senior.

You dodged my remark. Everyone is pretty sure that the toughest conference will be pretty tough year in and year out. Don't need a crystal ball to know that every year. When's the last time the SEC only had 3-4 bowl teams? I say again....I will bet any amount of money that UF will have a top 5 SOS right now. You don't need Miss Cleo to tell you that one. Why would we need to make a top 5 SOS HARDER? Instead of calling names, define the logic. You didn't. You voiced some notre-tard opinion.

At least say it would help recruiting in the north or something. Not YOu think we are pussies even though our schedule is still one of the hardest WITHOUT your suggestion.

Please try harder, this is boring.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:50 pm

Its not a University of Florida specific phenomenon to play patsies or all instate games OOC. Its pretty much the way the entire SEC does things. Georgia has not left the south to play ANYBODY in more than 40 years and out of 36 OOC games collectively played by the SEC a couple years ago, only 5 were on the road and of those 5, only 2 were out of state, at such tough places to play as Naval Academy and Wyoming.
SEC honk will puff up his chest and talk about how great that conferences record is not understanding that collective pussy playing is a huge determining factor in those records and those teams reaching bowl games.
I wont say that they dont play great football in the SEC, they have some very good teams in that conference, but when the entire conference starts conf play 3-0 (or now they will all start 4-0) due to purchased wins vs patsie programs, you have to question the validity of those records

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:03 pm

T REX wrote:When's the last time the SEC only had 3-4 bowl teams?

Considering that they have eight bowl tie-ins, and you need only six wins to be bowl-eligible . . .

Of course, they fail to fill their bowl quota as often as not.

Trixie wrote:notre-tard

How old are you, dude, seriously? Thirteen?

I hope for your sake that's how old you are. If you're older than that and you consider "notre-tard" fresh, I truly feel sorry for you.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:12 pm

I'm honestly amazed that you function at a high enough level to log in and type something. Of course, you know what they say about chimps and Shakespear.

Did you read anything I wrote? If FSU and Miami weren't located in Florida, then your pussy school wouldn't schedule them. The only reason you play anyone of significance OOC is because they are located in the same fucking state. Your school is a pussy school.

So, dramatic improvement is expected out of your team, but not out of anyone else, and specifically Notre Dame? Glad we got that straight.

And those big jumps Opie has put up have been in weaker confrences where he could out athlete teams and run his gimmicky shit and not have it blown up by teams with just as good, if not better athletes as Opie.

Leak is a senior, who still can't run Opie's offense. So, what's going to happen? Is Opie still going to pound that square peg in the round hole, or is he going to go with a more pro style offense? If it's B, then you can throw all that bullshit about Opie's teams improving in their second year because all of that happened while he was running the spread.

You start at A, try real hard to get to B, but end up at 57. Keep trying.

"Why do you have to be such an asshole!"

Beep beep.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:19 pm

Killian wrote: If FSU and Miami weren't located in Florida, then your pussy school wouldn't schedule them.

IF

Come on dude....do better than if's.

Fucking notre tard.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:22 pm

T REX wrote:

So do you want to explain how Opie is going to have dramatic improvement with a QB who can't run his system, and how no other team is going to experience dramatic improvement except the Gayters, or are we going to let that one go?

Thought so.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:26 pm

Yawn.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:30 pm

taking a look at the 2006 SEC schedule....

48 Out Of Conference games
8 of those games are played on the road
4 of those 8 require the SEC team to leave their home state.

the 4 SEC OOC games played out of state will be played by just 3 schools, Vanderbilt plays at Michigan and at Duke, Ole Miss plays at Missouri and Miss St plays at Alabama-Birmingham.

Georgia, Alabama, Arkansas, Auburn and LSU play ALL of their OOC games at home

Only Vanderbilt has the balls to play half their games at home and half on the road

Georgia only plays 3 out of 12 games on the road, they play a neutral site game with Florida who only plays 4 out of 12 of their games on the road

Only 13 of the 48 OOC games are vs BCS conf teams but 4 of those 13 are vs teams that were at or near the bottom of those BCS conferences a year ago.

Louisiana-Monroe managed to make 3 SEC schedules as they continue to sell D1 wins to the SEC

Fla.
So Mississippi
Central Florida
Western Carolina
@ Florida State
UGA
Western kentucky
Alabama-Birmingham
Colorado
Georgia Tech
Kentucky
@ Louisville
Texas State
Central Michigan
Louisiana-Monroe
South Carolina
Wofford
Florida-Atlantic
Middle Tennessee State
@ Clemson
Tennessee
California
Air Force Academy
Marshall
@ Memphis
Vanderbilt
@ Michigan
Tennessee State
Kent State
@ Duke
Alabama
Hawaii
Louisiana-Monroe
Duke
Florida-International
Arkansas
USC
Utah State
South East Missouri State
Louisiana-Monroe
Auburn
Washington State
Buffalo
Tulane
Arkansas State
LSU
Louisiana-Lafayette
Arizona
Tulane
Fresno State
Ole Miss
Memphis
@ Missouri
Wake Forest
Northwestern State
Mississippi State
Tulane
@ Alabama-Birmingham
West Virginia
Jacksonville State

http://www.collegefootballnews.com/sec/ ... hedule.htm

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:32 pm

T REX wrote:Yawn.

An admission that you can't explain it? Thought so.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:40 pm

Killian, this is a perfect example of the typical UF fan that FSU people have to deal w/ on an every day basis.

Legacy5.5 · Post by **Legacy5.5** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:03 pm

Wow I get back from a week of vacation and find this waiting for me. It's almost in-season form.

When did we change our name to Notre Tard? Fuck, I'm gonna have to throw away all my gear.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:37 pm

not so sure about being called Notre Tard but this is kind of funny

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:09 pm

Spurrier???WTF!!...Wofford and Fl.Atlantic!! holy shit what a pussy that ex-Gator is.

Fucking SEC is a joke.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:17 am

Those SEC schedules are an utter joke. Florida always plays FSU...they don't get a pass. Most of those bastards should be unbeaten going into the conference schedule. They have to put in a rule that you can't play out of Division I-A.

Boy, you know, if they had a playoff and allowed more than just two teams to play for the title...maybe teams would grow a pair for the non-conference season and play someone without worrying about one or two losses. I oughta put up a fuss over this or something.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:38 am

Shoalzie wrote:Those SEC schedules are an utter joke. Florida always plays FSU...they don't get a pass. Most of those bastards should be unbeaten going into the conference schedule. They have to put in a rule that you can't play out of Division I-A.

Boy, you know, if they had a playoff and allowed more than just two teams to play for the title...maybe teams would grow a pair for the non-conference season and play someone without worrying about one or two losses. I oughta put up a fuss over this or something.

Uhhhh...THREE of those OOC games are against BOWL teams.

Southern Miss is always decent. UCF was decent. ANd FSU is FSU. Not sure what the problem is besides a bunch of bitching and moaning.

steve: I am sure that USC's schedule was made before SOS arrived LAST YEAR.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:13 am

Shoalzie wrote:Those SEC schedules are an utter joke. Florida always plays FSU...they don't get a pass. Most of those bastards should be unbeaten going into the conference schedule. They have to put in a rule that you can't play out of Division I-A.

Boy, you know, if they had a playoff and allowed more than just two teams to play for the title...maybe teams would grow a pair for the non-conference season and play someone without worrying about one or two losses. I oughta put up a fuss over this or something.

SEC AD's actually pushed for the NCAA to allow teams to play 1 non 1A opponent a year now that theyre playing 12 regular season games.

I think that for teams to be eligible for BCS bowls they must play 11 regular season games a year vs other BCS conf teams and 6 real road games a season (neutral site games dont count) That gives the schools that need to play the instate patsies to keep the money instate one chance a year to use that excuse

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:13 am

T REX wrote:Every place Urban has been the SECOND year has been the year that the offense has made a huge leap statistically. There is a huge learning curve for his offense. Period.

.

Hey dumbass, every level Vince has played QB he has dominated by the 3rd year so I guess the NFL will be no different.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:29 pm

SoCalTrjn wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:Those SEC schedules are an utter joke. Florida always plays FSU...they don't get a pass. Most of those bastards should be unbeaten going into the conference schedule. They have to put in a rule that you can't play out of Division I-A.

Boy, you know, if they had a playoff and allowed more than just two teams to play for the title...maybe teams would grow a pair for the non-conference season and play someone without worrying about one or two losses. I oughta put up a fuss over this or something.

SEC AD's actually pushed for the NCAA to allow teams to play 1 non 1A opponent a year now that theyre playing 12 regular season games.

I think that for teams to be eligible for BCS bowls they must play 11 regular season games a year vs other BCS conf teams and 6 real road games a season (neutral site games dont count) That gives the schools that need to play the instate patsies to keep the money instate one chance a year to use that excuse

link?

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:30 pm

Vito Corleone wrote:
Hey dumbass, every level Vince has played QB he has dominated by the 3rd year so I guess the NFL will be no different.

huh?

A whole team? one player?

wtf are you blabbering about?

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:30 pm

T REX wrote: Uhhhh...THREE of those OOC games are against BOWL teams.

Southern Miss is always decent. UCF was decent. ANd FSU is FSU. Not sure what the problem is besides a bunch of bitching and moaning.

steve: I am sure that USC's schedule was made before SOS arrived LAST YEAR.

Navy and BYU are bowl teams, too. What's your point?

Those three OCC games, where are they being played? Exactly.

Never stray too far away from home. Wouldn't want to play any tough teams OCC on their turf. FSU doesn't count. They're in the same state.

I guess Opie is as big of a pussy as his good friend Robert Davie.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:08 pm

How the fuck did Vito manage a Football Jesus reference in this thread? :?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:25 pm

WolverineSteve wrote:How the fuck did Vito manage a Football Jesus reference in this thread? :?

Amazing...

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:40 pm

He is who is. All knowing, all powerfull.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:15 pm

"by the third year".

code for not getting his ass kicked by Oklahoma.