__watch out JTR__

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:09 am

Your not the only semi celeb around here.

http://www.sacurrent.com/site/news.cfm? ... 4045&rfi=6

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:44 am

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:18 pm

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:19 pm

Royale w/ cheese

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:19 pm

Are you telling a joke or trying to sing some chick out of her pants? Lookin kinda Barry Whitesque.

;)

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:23 pm

20 more pounds and a shave, and you'd look right at home in the cast of Taxi.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:46 pm

If anyone should be doing standup it's Nish. :)

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:50 pm

If he mined the archives, he might be able to plagarize some decent routines. I'm thinking Moorese's escapades would do well on-stage.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:41 pm

Is this thing on??

Rack you mouse!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:39 pm

William Hung had a microphone too.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:28 pm

RACKS to mouse

Represent

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:30 pm

tomas?

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:33 pm

IndyFrisco swooning, wrote:William Hung had a microphone too.

At least he didn't fellate it...

:twisted:

Rack you mouse. You look like you take comedy very seriously.

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:22 pm

Sick 'em, mouse.
I hope you are making fun of "Cooking Shows"
I noticed starting in last weeks sat newpaper tv scene, there is a new section devoted only to the weekly cooking shows.
How many times does someone get to say, "hummm, that tastes great" before the damn thing become's stale?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:37 am

I thought you had to be able to bring the funnay to do stand-up. My bad, I guess.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:44 am

Smackie Chan wrote:I thought you had to be able to bring the funnay to do stand-up. My bad, I guess.

Dude used to call into Spurs post-game shows in WOAI in San Antonio and was pretty funny. For some, the funnay doesn't translate when there's actual typing involved. Complicated stuff, that whole keyboard thing. Of course, starting threads about the Oscars doesn't help either.

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:23 am

mouse = Tito Larriva ???

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:30 am

I don't know... that picture makes me think of what Sam Kinison would look like if he was Hispanic.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:12 am

Louis Cyphre wrote:I don't know... that picture makes me think of what Sam Kinison would look like if he was Hispanic.

So, you are telling me we have 2 Sam Kinisons on this board? The look alike and the postalike?

mouse and the screaming, shouting, faggot, basketball goal looking, Raydah James?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:44 am

The five-week competition, held by the Rivercenter and Hollywood’s Laugh Factory, runs Mondays at 8:30 p.m. through March 27 and will showcase close to 50 comics. Three finalists from each of the first four rounds advance to the final Monday evening, with the winner netting a week’s booking at the Rivercenter, performances at the L.A. and New York Laugh Factories, and $750 cash. Second place gets $500 and booking at the Rivercenter; third gets $100.

100 buckss for third? Do they at least pay your flight if you win?

Damn dude, comedy don't pay as well as it used to, eh?

But hey good luck with all of it, and props to you for sticking it out there.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:23 am

rack the fuck out of mouse. i love the black suit and tie. epoch. if you ever drop any board related topics or blasts that are recorded, make sure to post them.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:32 am

It takes serious nads to get up on stage and perform Give Gene Simmons his props!

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:55 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:It takes serious nads to get up on stage and perform !

Or 1/2 a pint of Crown Royal

Dam I had no idea I was fat and that Ugly, you see what 10 years of playing on the PC can do to you?

I really didn't stand a chance. I was # 5 and I was sandwitched between Maggie Gallant from last comic stading , and John Ramsey last years winner of Funniest person in Austin.
Then I was told 2 minutes before my time that I needed to go from X rated to R rated, WTF? Dick is Dick, Pussy is Pussy! how can I tell what is R rated from X rated? I stayed with my set and it cost me points but I got a laugh or two and that what counts,

Well since I have not done any real Stand up in front of a real live crowd since 1986? I kinda think I did ok. It might take till 2008 to get to JTR's status But, you will know when mouse is in da house.

I will say this, I know at leat 6 posters on this board funnier than me. you guys are wasting your talent. Please don't do it . Do like me and use that talent to make a fool of yourself on stage

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:08 pm

RACK you mouse...I'm definitely a bigger fan of stand up comedy than bad movies.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:18 pm

Rack mouse hope you make it out here man, if not there's always porn.

Hey Shoalize how's the friend of your cousin?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:45 pm

Which cousin are referring to?

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:04 pm

mouse wrote:
I will say this, I know at leat 6 posters on this board funnier than me.

Me and my Trolls thank you for the props, Man. :)