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warren · Post by **warren** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:57 pm

So this is where the cool people hang out.

Well, even though I'm not one of them, thanks for having me aboard.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:04 pm

If this is the real warren, tell us which prison you've been in for the past year.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:07 pm

sup, warren?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:09 pm

Go suck a dick.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:09 pm

SUP NOOOKA!

warren · Post by **warren** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:13 pm

TenTallBen wrote:sup, warren?

Thanks for the invite TTB, and tell that asshole above you that I have spent the last year in a Jester Unit in Navasota, TX in quad #9.

In addition, please notify him that if I could spell recidivism correctly I wouldn't have had to accept the deferred adjudification that placed me in that institution of higher learning to begin with.

To hell with Texas' public education, I believe it's ranked #51.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:20 pm

Welcome, you Karl Rove Grapesack palmer. Now get cracking.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:24 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Welcome, you Karl Rove Grapesack palmer.

i thought that was BBQ. :? Where the fuck is that dude anyway?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:26 pm

They banned smoking next to old ladies in American Samoa, so bbq is in hiding.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:33 pm

'sup warren? You wothless POS. I'm fairly certain your would-be cellmates were pretty disappointed with their "deferred adjudification." Perhaps some of them may have injected you with some new game along with "higher learning." Bring it.

Welcome back.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:28 pm

A year seems like a pretty short term for bestiality, even in Texas.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:39 pm

Jester Unit?

Sounds about right.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:39 pm

Warren???

Classic...

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:21 pm

Go fuck yourself bitch.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:40 pm

Van wrote:Warren???

Classic...

what he said.
sadly i'm guessing he'll disappear as quickly as he appeared.

warren · Post by **warren** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:54 pm

:cry:

I've been gone over a year and not a single one of you moon splitters have evolved passed the level of self indulging homo-erotic savant status.

I guess that's why I came back.

RACK all of you pathetic pre-pubeasceant, pot harfing, dolts.

I sure did miss you silly fucks.

Happy Halloween, Thanks Giving, Hannukah, Christmas, Kwanza, Rhamadan, St. Pat's, and Friday.

Now go get drunk off your ass and toast my wagon riding boredom.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:11 pm

warren wrote:wagon riding boredom

You're dry? Damn. Must've been tough watching the Lastros crumble in the World Series without the nurturing warmth of booze. Oh, how those suffering from Bagwellitis must miss the medicinal, pain-numbing bliss of alcohol.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:20 pm

How's Darwin's Waiting Room treating you, warren, you fucking yellow-toothed Limey bitch?

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:22 pm

Not for a minute do I really think this is the real Warren but hey, Warren, please, do us a favor and see if you can't also coerce Peehole and Val backfrom the grave...

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:22 pm

warren wrote::cry:

I've been gone over a year and not a single one of you moon splitters have evolved passed the level of self indulging homo-erotic savant status.

I guess that's why I came back.

RACK all of you pathetic pre-pubeasceant, pot harfing, dolts.

I sure did miss you silly fucks.

Happy Halloween, Thanks Giving, Hannukah, Christmas, Kwanza, Rhamadan, St. Pat's, and Friday.

Now go get drunk off your ass and toast my wagon riding boredom.

whuttup rushfan dawg

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:48 pm

warren wrote:So this is where the cool people hang out.

Well, even though I'm not one of them, thanks for having me aboard.

you fucking dork

you're all polite and shit now....
but over at .net you were allllllllll about how much you
wanted to ride Euroclone's ass.

it's ok. i guess in the meanwhile you can think of him
everytime you till your english rose's garden at night :hat tip:

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:17 am

Welcome, and if you need an avatar, check with PSUFAN, he's got a thousand of them.

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:09 am

Mikey wrote:Go suck a dick.

How about you go shut the fuck up and show some respect one of the best story tellers in msg board history.

Excuse our friend, warren. Please procede.

warren · Post by **warren** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:34 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
warren wrote:wagon riding boredom
You're dry? Damn. Must've been tough watching the Lastros crumble in the World Series without the nurturing warmth of booze. Oh, how those suffering from Bagwellitis must miss the medicinal, pain-numbing bliss of alcohol.

Oh how horrible it was to watch my team make the greatest comeback in MLB history to qualify for the October Classic. Oh, and how dominating the South Sided Black Sux were, the 'stros outpitched your sorry assed heartless bunch of Comisky filth and were a clutch hit or two of sweeping your ghetto assed punks out of the series all together.

Let's compare next year Mr. Frankless Thomas and see where it stacks up.

The Astros were a fucking glorious story of stamina, will and determination.

Oh, and by the way, nobody will ever remember the Choco-Sox for '05 series, wow, other than that fucking maniac of a manager that isn't even allowed to fill out the lineup card, what personality do you have on that Neopolitan flavored boredom of a team?

And the juniour league can go ahead and shove the DH right up Guillen's Dominican banana port.

Go Astros!!!

And fuck the cheating assed Black Socks!

God Bless Shoeless Joe, as soon as he decimates everything from Gary, IN to Wrigley.

He can go ahead and leave the West Suburbls alone, lot's of hotty out there.

warren · Post by **warren** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:59 am

Nishlord wrote:How's Darwin's Waiting Room treating you, warren, you fucking yellow-toothed Limey bitch?

Hey queeflord, I'm in the East End for the time being, if you want a personal introduction to the etho's of the "survival of the fittest" I will be more than willing and able to hasten your appointment with the Prince of Pedophile at any given time.

I'm an East Paki, errr, Ender for the time being, go ahead and ring me up, in fact I'll even supply you with the country code you fucking Jersey based Wishlord, 011442089803148, just ask for Dot, Tina, Tim or God forbid WARREN.

I'd get the biggest fucking kick out of going hooligan on your commie anus craving, ignorant, Echo and the Bunny Loving cock swilling, porn peddling Euro slitted ass that I've not had in years.

Oh, and please don't forget, I'm a British citizen so they'll applaud me for ridding you and the rest of the soap box mullah's right off of the corner.

Fuck off Dishlord, I disdain you like a dry fucking hole.

warren · Post by **warren** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:09 am

Risa wrote:
warren wrote:So this is where the cool people hang out.

Well, even though I'm not one of them, thanks for having me aboard.
you fucking dork you're all polite and shit now....
but over at .net you were allllllllll about how much you
wanted to ride Euroclone's ass.

it's ok. i guess in the meanwhile you can think of him
everytime you till your english rose's garden at night :hat tip:

Hey spooky, when you manage to grasp the English language and develope a sense of humor, then, oh shit, you never will you stupid little fuck.

I'm on this board for a while, I personally challenge your bruised tonsiled chafed out esophogus for a fucking no holds barred cage match.

You remind me of the hydroponic dope dealer I used to know that was convinced he could beat the comp without the Hydro or the ponic.

Go fuck yourself you little inverted pecker gash. Bring it tomorrow, or forget forever.

warren · Post by **warren** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:16 am

chowd103 wrote:
Mikey wrote:Go suck a dick.
How about you go shut the fuck up and show some respect one of the best story tellers in msg board history.

Excuse our friend, warren. Please procede.

I'm just going to have to blow a little smoke up Chowd's skirt, he' always gotten the gist and he's always been respectful to all.

Rack the Chowd, and many thanks for the homecoming salutations, bra!

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:20 am

Ummm, Warren...

Amidst all your ranting you might wanna remember that Bace is a Cards fan, not a ChiSox fan.

warren · Post by **warren** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:24 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
warren wrote:wagon riding boredom
You're dry? Damn. Must've been tough watching the Lastros crumble in the World Series without the nurturing warmth of booze. Oh, how those suffering from Bagwellitis must miss the medicinal, pain-numbing bliss of alcohol.

Oh, I forgot to ask you how much you enjoyed watching the Quardinal's embarass the fuck out of themselves once again. Oh how proud you must be of that fucking psuedo genius that wears his sunglasses at night.

Best record in baseball, only to be bastardized by the lowly Houston Astros, you're truly a fucking puke Bace, I've seen special olympiads handle defeat with more class than you handle a tube of clearasil.

Go fuck yourself you red headed step sister, you couldn't garner a piece of ass at a K-Mart Sunday Blue Light Special.

Fag.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:24 am

Oh, and what's this about your being a Brit citizen living in Blighty???

What happened to Our Warren...Driller Of Dinosaurs In The Gulf Of Mexico...Defender Of All Things Houston...Friend Beyond Compare To The Homoerotic Traffic Barrel?

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:56 am

All I gotta say is rack warren! Do you still think this is a troll, Van?

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:18 am

Is warren implying that he would like to meet me for a fight? Or has he just given me his number in the vain hope of me 'making him humble'?

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:33 am

Nishlord wrote:Is warren implying that he would like to meet me for a fight? Or has he just given me his number in the vain hope of me 'making him humble'?

I think he's just calling you a gay limey tard.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:34 am

TenTallBen wrote:All I gotta say is rack warren! Do you still think this is a troll, Van?

At first he sounded nothing like Warren. Now, as he's gotten rolling, well, maybe.

I don't know.

All this stuff about him being in prison or a funny farm or whatever, and then this other stuff from Euro about Warren being a Limey and Warren saying he's now in Blighty...

News to me. I have no idea about any of this. Last I heard Warren worked in the Gulf Of Mexico on oil wells! I just know that if Warren's coming back then Peehole better not be too far behind.

(Peehole ramming into Warren from behind used to be a daily certainty... :-) )

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:46 am

TenTallBen wrote:
Nishlord wrote:Is warren implying that he would like to meet me for a fight? Or has he just given me his number in the vain hope of me 'making him humble'?
I think he's just calling you a gay limey tard.

Oh, he's crushed me.

Just like Crack, AIDS, and Will And Grace, warren proves without doubt that the shittiest American inventions eventually wind up over here.

Hey warren, don't vent your bitterness on me for finding out that Big Ben is actually a clock.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:00 am

Nishlord wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:
Nishlord wrote:Is warren implying that he would like to meet me for a fight? Or has he just given me his number in the vain hope of me 'making him humble'?
I think he's just calling you a gay limey tard.
Oh, he's crushed me.

Just like Crack, AIDS, and Will And Grace, warren proves without doubt that the shittiest American inventions eventually wind up over here.

Hey warren, don't vent your bitterness on me for finding out that Big Ben is actually a clock.

It's not a cock? I was hoping for a big fucking Gentle Ben like flannel debutant for me to suck off. If I decide to support my governments take over of Europe, I want to be royally fucked.

Sin,
mvscal: Cocksucker extraordinaire and connoisseur.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:36 am

chowd103 wrote:
Mikey wrote:Go suck a dick.
How about you go shut the fuck up and show some respect one of the best story tellers in msg board history.

Excuse our friend, warren. Please procede.

You just don't get it do you?

Me an' warren came to terms years ago. That's how I show my respect.

Welcome home, honey.

warren · Post by **warren** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:51 pm

Van wrote:Ummm, Warren...

Amidst all your ranting you might wanna remember that Bace is a Cards fan, not a ChiSox fan.

Ummm, Van...

Amidst all your pointless pontificating, you might wanna remember that the Houston Astros turned out the lights in Busch Stadium for the last time on their way to the World Series.

I, in my twisted stream of conciousness, thought that the embarassment of losing to the heavily underdogged Astros at home, in a Game 7, in a historic stadium might just have left a bitter pallet in that lobster looking motherfuckers flat faced pumpkined head.

However, I now realize that I over estimated the ability of you to grasp the nuances that make baseball the greatest game in the world.

Now go forth and fail to multiply.

Astros over Yanks in 6. Bitch.

warren · Post by **warren** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:56 pm

Mikey wrote:
chowd103 wrote:
Mikey wrote:Go suck a dick.
How about you go shut the fuck up and show some respect one of the best story tellers in msg board history.

Excuse our friend, warren. Please procede.
You just don't get it do you?

Me an' warren came to terms years ago. That's how I show my respect.

Welcome home, honey.

You couldn't have said it better Mikey, while I despise your Che' Guavaro bullshit socialism, I consider you one of the coolest fuckers ever to have graced this truckstopper latrine that we so unnaffectionaly call home.

RACK Mikey!!! He's dumber then a box of those styrophoam packing protection devices, yet he's the coolest cat in the cat box.

I hope everything's well Mikey!

Oh, and still RACK Chowd for ALWAYS having my back!

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:07 pm

I forgot if we were boyz or if you used to run me, so I'm not sure if I should be happy that you're back.

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