Words of Wisdom From Sharon Stone

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:44 pm

Sharon Stone wrote:"If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job."

Rest of story

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:45 pm

Bless her

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:47 pm

This place sucks, because it doesn't institute

THE RULES.

I said, 'Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under.' "Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, 'I'd like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.' "Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex?

why can't i be in a place and time to girltalk sex with Sharon Stone? :(
she's making this up. still fodder for dreaming.

I have some issues with her advice, however. She says give in, but give in on your own terms. nowhere does she mention an insistence on condoms, though. :?

and she should have explained 'cannot get out of sex' as meaning 'you want to fuck, but don't know if you should' instead of 'rape'.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:45 pm

Another POS Hollywood Liberal. Yeah, you cant get the HIV or STD's from BJ's, of course not.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:48 pm

Cicero wrote:Another POS Hollywood Liberal.

As opposed to the Texas Liberal you voted for president?

You reallyreallyreally need to figure out what certain words mean before you throw them around trying to look intelligent (which will never happen for you, due in no small part to your complete lack of intelligence).

If you hate "liberals" so much, why do you pimp their leader so hard on this board?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:52 pm

Cicero wrote:Yeah, you cant get the HIV or STD's from BJ's, of course not.

Maybe you need to invest in a dental dam.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:02 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Cicero wrote:Another POS Hollywood Liberal.
As opposed to the Texas Liberal you voted for president?

You reallyreallyreally need to figure out what certain words mean before you throw them around trying to look intelligent (which will never happen for you, due in no small part to your complete lack of intelligence).

If you hate "liberals" so much, why do you pimp their leader so hard on this board?

You know damn well what I mean. I dont need you telling me how intelligent I am. I have a degree and a good job to tell me that.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:03 pm

Dins is right, and what makes GW worse than the garden variety liberal is that he is a poser, passing himself off as a conservative.

The proof is in the pudding.

Would Reagan consider a lot of Bush policies to be conservative....?

Making things even WORSE is that asinine liberal douchebags trumpet Bush's low approval ratings as evidence that the country is not in favor of his conservative policies.

Truth be told, true conservatives are PISSED at GW, and for damn good reason.
He's not been aggressive enough in the war, he's spent our money like a drunken sailor, and he's failed to step to the plate and stop the flow of sewage into the country.

He's sold us down the river.

Fuck him.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:09 pm

poptart wrote:Dins is right, and what makes GW worse than the garden variety liberal is that he is a poser, passing himself off as a conservative.

The proof is in the pudding.

Would Reagan consider a lot of Bush policies to be conservative....?

Making things even WORSE is that asinine liberal douchebags trumpet Bush's low approval ratings as evidence that the country is not in favor of his conservative policies.

Truth be told, true conservatives are PISSED at GW, and for damn good reason. He's not been aggressive enough in the war, he's spent our money like a drunken sailor, and he's failed to step to the plate and stop the flow of sewage into the country.

He's sold us down the river.

Fuck him.

True conservatives should have seen this shit comming years ago. Reagan sold you out, Bush 41 laughed in your faces and now Bush 43 is dropping porn start sized money shots on your foreheads on a daily basis.

Truth be told, with a Democrat in office, you guys would get more run. At least Democrats would have to listen to you.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:15 pm

Cicero wrote:You know damn well what I mean.

Do I?

Wouldn't it be easier if you actually typed what you mean, rather than the OPPOSITE of what you mean?

That's what someone with intelligence would do-btw.

Or, did you MEAN to say "I don't know what the word 'liberal' means, but I heard someone else use it, and I thought it made them sound smart?"

So, I guess I'll just ask you -- did you mean to type the OPPOSITE of what you meant, or do you not know what the word "liberal" means?

One of those two statement is true, and neither one ends well for you.

Fucking retard.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:17 pm

BSmack wrote:Truth be told, with a Democrat in office, you guys would get more run. At least Democrats would have to listen to you.

Sad but true.

From the conservative's point of view it may have to get a lot worse before there is even HOPE that it will get better.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:27 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Cicero wrote:You know damn well what I mean.
Do I?

Wouldn't it be easier if you actually typed what you mean, rather than the OPPOSITE of what you mean?

That's what someone with intelligence would do-btw.

Or, did you MEAN to say "I don't know what the word 'liberal' means, but I heard someone else use it, and I thought it made them sound smart?"

So, I guess I'll just ask you -- did you mean to type the OPPOSITE of what you meant, or do you not know what the word "liberal" means?

One of those two statement is true, and neither one ends well for you.

Fucking retard.

Doesnt matter what I type Dins, you'll find something to piss and moan about. Bet your excited for that welfare check coming in on Friday, huh??

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:32 pm

I suppose "you're on welfare" smack is a step up from your usual, which is no smack at all.

So, it is an upgrade. It's also beneath a fucking third-grader, but it's an upgrade for you.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:33 pm

mvscal wrote:
poptart wrote:He's not been aggressive enough in the war, he's spent our money like a drunken sailor, and he's failed to step to the plate and stop the flow of sewage into the country.

Sounds just like Reagan to me except Ronnie was more personable and articulate.

And Ronnie also opened the floodgates with the amnesty deal. he he.

Ronnie sucked. I still have no idea why he's so sainted by the Republican party.

UCant#1 · Post by **UCant#1** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:57 pm

Cicero wrote:I have a degree and a good job to tell me that. I'm good enough for T1B. I'm smart enough for T1B. And dog-gone it... other posters like me.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:58 pm

mvscal wrote:utterly disasterous dumbfuck and worst President ever, Jimmuh Carter.

Yet, Dubya's approval ratings have dropped lower than Carter's ever did.

Ponderous.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:16 pm

Yes, you assholes! Ponderous, that you turn a thread that could be like this...

Into another political jerk off session.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:16 am

Thank you Whistle and KC Paul..fuckkkkk

I find it truly amazing how these FAGGOTS, and I mean FAGGOTS can take a nice, blow job thread and turn it into another panty wad menstruating contest about politics.

We were going along with the debate on blow jobs, and you fuckers turn it political.

It was a nice troll Dins threw out, and you fucks just buried your faces in it.

Now this Sharon Stone thing is nothing, and I mean nothing that Kathy McFeeny did not tell me or do back about 30 years ago. I mean them Catholic schooled girls were hard to get to fuck, but they would knob your ass all night long, and liked getting muffed as well. After a few times of that, you told them" I'll use a rubber" and they were spreading wide,and its was time to lay pipe.

Rack Sharon Stone and fuck you losers who are so hung up on politics, you forget a blow job thread to talk politics. FAGGOTS.

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:36 am

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Yes, you assholes! Ponderous, that you turn a thread that could be like this...

Into another political jerk off session.

not sure how old that pic is but rack those thighs

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:54 am

my first thought was...you stupid bitch, what do you mean "cannot get out of sex"? are you saying, blow a dude if he is raping you? then, I said to myself, self, wgaf, she's tellin' chicks to give head. rack her!!!

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:46 am

Cicero wrote:Another POS Hollywood Liberal. Yeah, you cant get the HIV or STD's from BJ's, of course not.

As conservative as I might be, at least I can appreciate when a woman encourages young women to suck MY dick.

For fuck's sake, this bitch is a queen. As if un-crossing her legs and exposing her tight snatch wasn't enough to put her into the All-Twat Hall of Fame.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:24 pm

exposing her tight snatch

You should probably make that re-tightened snatch.

I am thinking she has had a far amount of cock ran through that muff, and probably had the old plastic guy take up a couple of loose spots in there.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:45 pm

I figured if the thread made it that many posts in, and we were yet to see a pic of Miss Stone's snapper, the thread was wasted anyway.

Not that I don't have perfectly fuctioning websearching software on my computer, but there's that deal with rules and traditions, and all.

And consider all of y'all's warned -- any time you decide to sound clever by tossing that word "liberal" around, it then becomes readily apparent that you have NO IDEA what the fuck you're talking about, and are rehashing something a talk show host said...and you WILL be bashed for it. Not up for debate, since you've already made it very clear that you have no fucking idea what you're talking about, and your demise is inevitable.

Let the record show that I didn't start the political bullshit in this thread -- the retard known as Sissyroo did (and in a suprising turn of events, he was wrong). I just pointed out his stupidity and ignorance.

So go ahead and bitch Sissy out for running his cockwarmers.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:47 pm

fuckin' liberals, with their bluetooths, and their Flaming Lips cds...and their makeout parties.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:59 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:fuckin' liberals, with their bluetooths

Wrong again. Bluetooths are a plot of combined stupidity and latent homosexuality, designed by Corporate America to falsely inflate the latent homosexual/fucking idiot sector of the economy.

Tough to say, but since this disturbing trend seems to benefit Corporate America and Corporate America only, I'm going to have to say that Bluetooths are more of a conservative thing.

That said, I'm sure mvscal will be along soon to call me a nasty name or something....but then again, that little bitch wears a Bluetooth, so who fucking cares what he has to say?

Because nothing says slapstick comedy like a redheaded beaner with a Bluetooth. Cesar Chavez can feed him his lines at protest rallies and stuff that way. Kind of a double-edged sword, though -- while it improves communication at protests, you're also painting a big target on your head in the form of a glowing blue light, as if to say "Come and get me INS -- I'm their leader!"

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:15 pm

Bluetooths are a plot of combined stupidity and latent homosexuality, designed by Corporate America to falsely inflate the latent homosexual/fucking idiot sector of the economy.

Fuckk... there s a lot of fags out there then. These things look sooooo gayyy. I see more and more every day.

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:19 pm

Dinsdale demonstrates liberal usage of the

button.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:32 pm

Guilty as charged...but then again, I'm pretty epic, so it's all good.

Right?