Tonight's idol thread.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:22 am

Well, so far, we have had three very mediocre performances.

That lisa chick seems to get worse each week.

Kelly? I don't know if she's got a future in country music, but, I do have a little career advice for her. Do porn. Do porn, do porn, do porn, do porn. Phleeeeze, do porn.

Ace. You are sux and gax. Go home faggit.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:31 am

taylor....pretty good.

mandisa. don't do porn.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:38 am

ladies and gentlemen, chris daughtry, your next american idol. outstanding job. simon, for once, is wrong.

creed still sux, btw.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:38 am

There isn't a biggest faggot contest in here bro. No need to try so hard.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:40 am

I really wanna bend that mcphee chick over.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:42 am

yeah, no contest there, you got it locked.

c'mon, you closet AI watchin bitches, let's hear from you.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:49 am

So let's get this um, er, straight ...

You're watching this shit and posting in here at the same time, sort of like some of the other folks do in the sports forums?

You do realize this is "entertainment," and not a sport, right?

Notice the quotes, on "entertainment." They're definitely used in context here, since that show and everything it is supposed to represent, isn't, outside of 13-year-old girls and flaming faggots with small, yappy dogs.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:53 am

Here's your audience, "smackaholic"

Damn, the last pileon obviously wasn't enough. My, how the average have fallen.

al? · Post by **al?** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:09 am

Anybody besides me in this thread should just raisin sac up and admit to flunking out of interior design school.

edit......and RF

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:15 am

al? wrote:Anybody besides me in this thread should just raisin sac up and admit to flunking out of interior design school.

Reread your post.

I'm thinking you were calling out "smack"aholic, for even starting this thread. All I'm doing is precipitating the inevitable pileon.

al? · Post by **al?** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:19 am

I editted.......

But seriously.......This thread might as well be called " Tonight's Fung Shui Thread".

Kee-ryst man?!?!?!?

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:07 am

AI is a show for fags and wives. Peer. Eeee. Ed.

chargerfan · Post by **chargerfan** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:13 am

smackaholic wrote: Kelly? I don't know if she's got a future in country music, but, I do have a little career advice for her. Do porn. Do porn, do porn, do porn, do porn. Phleeeeze, do porn.

smackaholic wrote: I really wanna bend that mcphee chick over.

I'll admit it I watch the show with the OL (Old lady for the slower folk around here). I could not agree with you more on those 2 observations. That Kelly chick would have a bright future in porn if the singing thing does'nt work out. And that Mcphee she just has fuck me written all over her when she sings into the camera. I mean who would'nt want to hit one of these chicks

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:22 pm

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:29 pm

I've never seen the show, so see if I've got this right --

They put some really hot chicks on the TV.

Cool.

But then, they go and ruin it by letting them, nay...encouraging them to open their mouths?

And you people watch this?

Crazy shit. Misleading title. If you want me to "idolize" them bitches, have them remain silent, even after taking a good whoopin for burning dinner. The winner is the one who whimpers the least.

That skank would then become my idol. Shit, if I want to ogle over hot chicks, only to have them ruin the experience by singing badly, I'd go to a fucking karaoke bar, where unlike my television, there's a really good chance that one of those self-of-steam-challenged whores (which are the ONLY women who do karaoke...tell me you knew?) is taking me home.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:32 pm

I could come in here and spew the predicted machoism as the prime reason I don't watch the show. And that would be sufficient enough. But even more importantly, I don't watch the show because the singers, though some are "talented" (in the mainstream sense), are boring as fuck to watch. They have marginalized voices which we've all heard on radio/tv thousands of times. They don't separate themselves from anyone else. And to top it all off...they're not even singing original lyrics. Correct me if I'm wrong here but don't they all sing covers? The VERY least they could do to capture my interest (though it still wouldn't work) would be to write their own fucking songs. Fucked up part is, when the winner gets a record deal, they STILL don't write their own songs.

Disgusting.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:49 pm

This is a funny thread...

Smack, I will admit to watching the show ... but you gotta get a life, man!!

How many times can you reply to your own thread???

EDIT, so you don't look soooo pathetic!!

Anyways,

You are right about LISA!
You are right about KELLY! :wink:
You are right about ACE!
You are right about MANDISA!

You can have your own opinion on Taylor (He bores me!)
You are half right about McPhee-- You didn't mention that she is the most likely to win IDOL! (She fits the mold and she is HOT!!)

Chris is good, Damn Good! but he doesn't fit the show and if he changes his style, he is a sell out! Dude can't win this show. He will come in second. Which is better than first on American Idol because the first place winners have to be the American Idol puppets and that is not Chris' Style!!

Not mentioning Bucky and the last dude that sang (the kid from ET phone home) was also the right thing to do!! (although Bucky will be a Country Star once he gets busted for drug abuse, goes to jail, loses his wife and finds out the cops ran over his dog when they carted him off to prison!)

Paris will come in 3rd (maybe second- When Chris gets a huge contract and says "F*ck IT!) and then there will be a black white controvery to boost the ratings!!

I do believe this is as fixed as the WWF (excuse me, WWE!)

A Pic that has already been wytched in many minds!!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:57 pm

Dinsdale wrote:That skank would then become my idol. Shit, if I want to ogle over hot chicks, only to have them ruin the experience by singing badly, I'd go to a fucking karaoke bar, where unlike my television, there's a really good chance that one of those self-of-steam-challenged whores (which are the ONLY women who do karaoke...tell me you knew?) is taking me home.

Pime X and Patsy would like to have a word with you on the courtesy phone?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:09 pm

Jack wrote:I am also gay.

Another one out of the closet.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:44 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
Jack wrote:I am also gay.
Another one out of the closet.

Out of the closet, in the closet, in the Ballroom with the candlestick, with the rope... as long as I have a clue!!!

****

Okay, Lisa's gone... Now they have to get rid of ACE!!

btw.. did anyone notice that ACE hugged Lisa when he was called SAFE??
(indicates to me, that he knew that she was gonna leave before the "official" call!)

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:17 am

The Survivor threads at TOT were gay enough, now this shit?

al? · Post by **al?** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:50 am

Some of you m0ds are in on this crap, too. Otherwise this is a serious jamboree thread.

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