Tom Cruise the Proud Daddy of 8 lb. Thetan

[Uncle Fester]

No sound? :)

Good luck with that.

Cruise in birth control
By JULIE MOULT

TOM Cruise’s pregnant fiancée Katie Holmes will be reminded to keep her vow of silence during birth — by signs plastered around their home.

The couple — following the Scientology tradition of a silent birth — had the posters delivered to their Beverly Hills mansion.

The 6ft placards will be placed so Katie can see them in labour.

One reads: “Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable.”

Dawson’s Creek actress Katie, 26, must “keep mum” and will not even be allowed painkillers when she has the couple’s first child due any day.

Friends — believed to be Scientology elders — were pictured carrying the huge white boards through the gates.

The “birthing boards” will also tell staff and visitors to stay silent.

Followers believe it is traumatic for babies to hear their mother scream or groan when giving birth. They think it can cause “psychic” damage, which takes years of therapy to overcome.

The cult’s creator, sci-fi writer L. Ron Hubbard, once said: “Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save both the sanity of the mother and child.”

The doctrine stresses newborns cannot be poked or prodded for medical tests or spoken to for seven days.

Katie began dating Tom, 43, last year. She was well-known for her Catholic beliefs but quickly fell pregnant and is yet to wed.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006140204,00.html

[Bizzarofelice]

Followers believe it is traumatic for babies to hear their mother scream or groan when giving birth. They think it can cause “psychic” damage, which takes years of therapy to overcome.

What with them being 100% anti-therapy I can understand their rationale for avoiding it.

Katie Holmes must have become pregnant by a goat to have involved the scientologists in this cover-up. Something is quite amiss.

If it was a goat impregnating her, I'd probably still like to see video of it. After the act, some scientologist troll probably came up from under the bridge and ate the goat.

[Uncle Fester]

I went in to the scientology clinic to get "audited" and they told me I owe another $658 dollars in Federal tax.

Fukkers want to see ALL of my receipts.

[missjo]

The Scientology movement are nothing but a bunch of money grubbers

http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/story ... 25,00.html

Tom's a believer in need


March 28, 2006

HOLLYWOOD is pinning its hopes on Jamie Packer to pull the Church of Scientology out of financial distress, say US reports.

Heading the charge is celebrity Scientologist Tom Cruise who has been grooming Packer to give his money – and now the proceeds of Kerry's empire – to the church, the New York Post reports.

Scientology is having difficulty attracting new members thanks to a growing celebrity trend towards Kaballah, the religion favoured by Madonna and – ironically – Packer's girl Erica Baxter.

And without new, wealthy recruits, cash flow is an issue, the paper reports. "There are the big earners like Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kelly Preston and Kirstie Alley, but even they don't earn like they used to," a source tells the newspaper.

It is widely believed Cruise introduced Packer to the religion when the pair met in New Zealand while Cruise was filming The Last Samurai.




Packer has since made frequent trips to Los Angeles, where Scientology is headquartered, and Cruise was by his side at the memorial for his father last month. Packer has also been spotted at Scientology churches in Sydney, including the centre at Broadway.

"The thinking is that Cruise has groomed this guy to be a big giver to follow in Cruise's footsteps."

Scientology preaches that alien souls, sent by evil alien lord Xenu, are trapped inside us and have to be removed using an "e-meter".

[Uncle Fester]

Kaballah?

Didn't he hail from "Parts Unknown?" I remember when he wrestled Hulk Hogan for the Intercontinental Ballistic Title.

[Bizzarofelice]

Kaballah?

Didn't he hail from "Parts Unknown?" I remember when he wrestled Hulk Hogan for the Intercontinental Ballistic Title.

as usual
rack Fester

[Adelpiero]

Kaballah?

Didn't he hail from "Parts Unknown?" I remember when he wrestled Hulk Hogan for the Intercontinental Ballistic Title.

[Derron]

...kid is a big movie star
...kid had big drug problem
...kid has big shrink bills
...kid kills himself

You forgot to insert before " kid kills himself"

Kid brutually axe murders Mom and Dad and paints satanic slogans all over the murder scene.

Too bad for Katie.. I am thinking that little peach got some real good screaming in her when you pop her clutch, I would think child birth would bring out the best..

When my first was born, the nurse gave the ex the old episiotomy SANS novicaine, she came up off that table yelling " You fucking low life bitch" and when I tired to calm her down, she went " You mother fucker caused all this" on me. It was such a comforting experience. And my 23 yo daughter had turned out fine.

Fucking Scientolgiosts are more fucked up than the Mormons, Catholics and Adventist put together. Weird shit.

[Cuda]

flash forward about 17 years and at least two of the following happen...

...kid is a big movie star
...kid had big drug problem
...kid has big shrink bills
...kid kills himself

that said, i hope he overcomes his introduction to this world and turns out ok.

Add in "... kid openly proclaims his & his dad's homosexuality" and "... kid is believed by $cientologists to be reincarnation of L.Ron Hubbard" and "... kid slain by fellow $cientologists in ritual sacrifice" and be the house on Lucky 7

[Cross Traffic]

Where to start....

Do they hook junior up to an e-meter after the birth?
Do the elders travel around the world to molest children?
When does Tom Cruise come out of the closet?

Just more publicity for that fruity little club.

[WhatsMyName]

Tom Cruise is a fucking idiot. He epitomizes the celebrity-know-it-all dickwad. He and George Clooney should do a movie called Top Gun to the Head.

[RadioFan]

The cult’s creator, sci-fi writer L. Ron Hubbard, once said: “Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save both the sanity of the mother and child."

Interesting notion, given that Chick Corea's inspiration was Hubbard. He obviously wasn't having kids when he recorded those pesky albums. Unless, of course, it was Al Dimeola who drove him to scientology, after "Romantic Warrior" was recorded.

[Bizzarofelice]

He epitomizes the celebrity-know-it-all dickwad.

Jealous that you are a lowly puke that absolutely nobody gives a shit about?

[PSUFAN]

Sure, be a freak on your own dime...but when it comes to your kid, you need to WISE THE FUCK UP. Katie Holmes is giving birth to a child whose father is a FREAK. It's a real shame, because Holmes is basically a child herself.

She done too much, much too young
Now she's (not) married with a son
when she could be having fun with ME!

[PSUFAN]

"Whatshisname" ain't nothing but a stooge. Anybody can see that Cruise is just a flat-out FREAK - regardless of political orientation, but WHN can only see it in terms of what Hannity has shoveled him to consume for the morning.

Pathetic.