Randy Johnson: Father of the Year

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:27 pm

March 29, 2006 -- The heartbroken love child of Yankee superstar Randy Johnson yesterday broke her silence for the first time to describe how the peevish pitcher coldly responded to letters she sent him as a little girl pleading to meet him.

"I would get cards back from him with just his signature - 'Randy,' " said Heather Renee Roszell, 16, who bears a striking resemblance to her "Big Unit" father.

The teen said she stopped writing to her dad after awhile because "I never got [more of] a response, so it got to the point where I didn't want to deal with not getting the response." ...

http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/66189.htm

Now there's a stellar human being.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:32 pm

Yes, even white people can be scumbags.

That girl has much more problems though than child support $. The fact she looks like RJ should drive her to jump off a building one would think.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:39 pm

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:40 pm

She's a man beast.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:50 pm

I can already hear the CHANTS when he comes to FENWAY...

DEADBEAT DAAAD!!

DUM DUM DUMDUM DUM

DEADBEAT DAAAD!!

DUM DUM DUMDUM DUM

DEADBEAT DAAAD!!

*************************

SHE LUCKILY IS MISSING HIS TRADEMARK "POCK MOCKED" FACE.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:51 pm

I don't care for media whores.

Yet, if the caysh she takes in from selling her childhood sob story to the NY Post can pay for a face transplant, then I absolve her of all wrong-doing in this matter.

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:54 pm

I'd hit it.

- General Peters

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:56 pm

I wonder if her friends call her the big clit.

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:58 pm

I wonder if she can effluviate 60'-6"

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:59 pm

rack d$

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:59 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:I wonder if her friends call her the big clit.

I think they just call her "sir".

m2

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:06 pm

"who bears a striking resemblance to her "Big Unit" father.

poor thing.......that's abuse right there

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:11 pm

^

'who bears a striking resemblance to her "Big Unit" father.'

I want to see her slider.

'The story surfaced Monday, after news broke that Johnson - a born-again Christian,....'

As to his being a total asshole, bear in mind, afterall, that he's a nutter cultist, and these people do cold bizarre things. (Check out Tom Delay at the War On Christians party rally this weekend?)

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:21 pm

m2 wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:I wonder if her friends call her the big clit.
I think they just call her "sir".

m2

Save the emails, I'm not reading them.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:25 pm

Does she have a cousin?

Sincerely,
Scholize

Hey, wait a minute?! See what you guys made me do...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:33 pm

We made you misspell your own name?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:36 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:We made you misspell your own name?

I do see a lot of 'Shoalize' in cousin resets.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:36 pm

"oh shit" was the first thing that went through my head when i saw her picture. god damn.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:37 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:28 pm

Maybe the resemblance to the rat family comes later in life, I just don't see the rat Randy in her.

Maybe the media can spin how white athletes like to fuck a lot of women too.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:30 pm

where's the slumpbuster "Mom" ??

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:36 pm

I'd hit hit.

-Adam Morrison

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:08 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

I'd hit hit.

-Adam Morrison

RAQUE!

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:03 pm

Something about Randy Johnson having a randy johnson - Connan

I laughed

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:02 pm

A DNA test was administered--it's his--and he had been paying. He stopped because the mother had not properly documented every dime--as per the child's expenses. In addition, mom wanted the Unit to pay for truck and some college expenses. The whole hare up the Unit's ass comes from the fact that mom had dumped him--bad temper--and he is still quite pissed.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:09 pm

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Teams:
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Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:42 pm

Guy lost my respect that last half ass brooding season he was with the Mariners.Dick!