HUGE Realestate Sale!

[Cicatrix]

That's right folks! For the rest of the regular NHL season the Edmonton Oilers will sell YOU the tremendous amount of space located between Dwayne Roloson's legs!

Imagine what you could do with so much space!

You could:

---harbor a boat load of illegal cuban immigrants!

---build a lifesize replica of the Taj Mahal!

---test nuclear weapons without fear of contaminating nearby countries!

---recreate the battle at the Alamo!

---store your unused naval battleships!

---have a three ring circus complete with acrobats and elephants!

---and much, much more!!!


DON'T DELAY! Call the Edmonton Oilers head office now and inquire about owning the great sucking void that is the space between Rolo's legs.

[Billdong]

:twisted:

I bet a 1st round draft pick would look better in net than Roloson... just sayin

[Shoalzie]

Tell us how you really feel about Roloson.

Me thinks a goalie will be the #1 priority for the Oilers. I would've thought he'd be an improvement on Conklin, Markkanen and Morrison considering he's lead the league in GAA before and he helped take the Wild to the Western Finals. I guess not...

[JD]

You could:

---harbor a boat load of illegal cuban immigrants!

Make it a truckload of Mexicans and you've got a deal.