Okay, this is just going to be funnier than hell...

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:28 pm

you're right. and i procrastinate because i don't want to put them in print. they don't make me comfortable. anyway,

I love black women.

and

I've always had a fantasy....

These were not what he said in January.
But they're close enough to get the picture.
Headslaps? groans? duh.

y'all know these things. or y'all should.

don't ever say them, or anything even close
to them... unless she's advertising herself as
not being adverse to hearing them (ie. usually a
woman who uses 'chocolate' to describe herself)

like i said, this one was easy.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:24 pm

1. I'm
2. not
3. your
4. baby's
5. daddy.

What do I win?

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:24 am

Risa Wrote:
I needed a break from Mexicans doing the Protesting Americans Won't Do.

RACKABUNGA

As your world crumbles beneath your feet, head$ remain well hidden within the darkne$$ of denial.

The Great Falling Away

Wake Up America, Bu$h Corp is selling what only blood can buy back.

Tick Tock

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:25 pm

Van wrote:He's way too obsessed for that.

Please start 50 more long-winded threads about Annie and get back to me you myopic twat.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:27 pm

Mister Bushice wrote: This thread was starting to beocme entertaining until your bleeding little cunt of a post started leaking pus.

So I killed a retarded kid. So what?

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:17 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Van wrote:He's way too obsessed for that.
Please start 50 more long-winded threads about Annie and get back to me you myopic twat.

He doesn't mention or obsess about me at all.

He just saw something that he thought would be the jumping off ponit for a great thread.

He wants to have fun, and he wants people to get creative so everyone else can have a great laugh, too. That's all. That's all this place is for.

And I'm putting words into his mouth, for which I apologize.

It's no big deal.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:17 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote: This thread was starting to beocme entertaining until your bleeding little cunt of a post started leaking pus.
So I killed a retarded kid. So what?

Was the kid an illegal, or an anchor baby?

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:30 pm

Moving Sale wrote: So I killed a retarded kid. So what?

What, your usual date raping wasn't enough? You had to go and kill her too?

Lawyers! Just...monsters.

:)

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:11 pm

mvscal wrote:
Risa wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I used to be in sales.
rozy? or mvscal?

Yeah...like I'm in any kid of sales position. Somehow I don't think, "Buy my shit or go fuck yourself" would be a very succesful approach.

It certainly hasn’t worked that well here.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:16 pm

^Nice.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:22 pm

Damn, I HATE RACKing mvscal.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:57 pm

mvscal wrote:Somehow I don't think, "Buy my shit or go fuck yourself" would be a very succesful approach.

Au contraire...

Sincerely,
Harley Davidson

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:15 pm

Van...I'll be honest -- I'm a HUGE fan of your posts. I think your return to these forums is one of the better things to happen round these parts in recent memory.

But that said -- don't think every last thing you post here doesn't just scream "I'm a major fucking dork" from the mountaintops...seriously. Being a fucking dork and being entertaining and witty certainly aren't mutally exclusive, as you routinely prove.

But now that I've helped you realize your true image, you may now repay me for that by never even fucking mentioning the name 'Harley-Davidson' again, thank you very much.

May the Hell's Angels put a fucking hex on your house and your OL's bunghole should you speak Mr. Davidson's name in vain again.

You've kmade it very clear that you just "don't get it," and you never will. We understand. Drop it already, you fucking dork. There's no shame in being a dork (OK, I lied about that), but if you're a fucking dork, you probably want to keep that under your hat...just sayin.

You know, since hot chicks say "Hey, look at that super-hot guy on that...Honda"....yeah, that happens all of the time there, bud.

But I readily expect you to come in here and explain in no uncertain terms how you don't get it...really.

And you never will...

Dork.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:18 pm

2nd Chair Flute wrote:But that said -- don't think every last thing you post here doesn't just scream "I'm a major fucking dork" from the mountaintops...seriously. Being a fucking dork and being entertaining and witty certainly aren't mutally exclusive, as you routinely prove.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:47 pm

Dins, feel free to deal with your insecurity/compensation issues in whatever manner suits you. No skin off my back.

H-D?

P.T. Barnum wouldn't even believe people accept that drivel.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:10 am

Googling for PLV...