Anyone else have this problem after sex?
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Anyone else have this problem after sex?
After you write your name on your significant other's (or skank's for Dins) naval region, you get that post ejaculate ooze that dries up and blocks your pisshole.
Then, next time you gotta take a leak, you hit that roadblock and it stings like hell until it breaks through the levy Katrina-style with a stream that can be up to a foot or two off target!
Glad it happend at work today instead of at home. No need to clean it up...
Then, next time you gotta take a leak, you hit that roadblock and it stings like hell until it breaks through the levy Katrina-style with a stream that can be up to a foot or two off target!
Glad it happend at work today instead of at home. No need to clean it up...
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Re: Anyone else have this problem after sex?
IndyFrisco wrote:Anyone else have this problem after sex?
No.
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Don't have that problem...but...when it comes to drunk-fucking...
Doesn't it suck when you get finished and have that raging piss boner going and you have to lean your head against the cabinet over the toilet and back your feet up against the wall and push the head of it down far enough with your thumb just so you can get a good enough downward trajectory to hit the freaking toilet!?!?!?!
Now THAT sucks...!
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Doesn't it suck when you get finished and have that raging piss boner going and you have to lean your head against the cabinet over the toilet and back your feet up against the wall and push the head of it down far enough with your thumb just so you can get a good enough downward trajectory to hit the freaking toilet!?!?!?!
Now THAT sucks...!
L8.
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Frisco,
I have the same problem, but I can sometimes have the burning sensation for hours after I piss. What gives?
I just do my best to remember to piss before making sweet love to the stri ERRRRRRRRRRRR my wife.
God bless you, and God bless the United States of America.
I have the same problem, but I can sometimes have the burning sensation for hours after I piss. What gives?
I just do my best to remember to piss before making sweet love to the stri ERRRRRRRRRRRR my wife.
God bless you, and God bless the United States of America.
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Two suggestions, Indy:
Option One: hold the peehole open by applying a little pressure to the head using the thumb and index finger.
Option Two: sit the first time you urinate after sex. You can't possibly miss the toilet that way.
And you're welcome. :wink:
Option One: hold the peehole open by applying a little pressure to the head using the thumb and index finger.
Option Two: sit the first time you urinate after sex. You can't possibly miss the toilet that way.
And you're welcome. :wink:
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Be careful, filthy. That can damage the tissue and cause some serious fucking e.d. long-term. It's best to get your strongest buddy to hold you in a reverse pile-driver position while you go. If your friends are weirded out by this, & "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff isn't available, just go for it solo and use the tank of the toilet for leverage.... kind of like doing a reverse-decline-push-up.Filthy McNastie wrote:Don't have that problem...but...when it comes to drunk-fucking...
Doesn't it suck when you get finished and have that raging piss boner going and you have to lean your head against the cabinet over the toilet and back your feet up against the wall and push the head of it down far enough with your thumb just so you can get a good enough downward trajectory to hit the freaking toilet!?!?!?!
Now THAT sucks...!
L8.
Sounds crazy, but when the alternative is not being able to get it up for the last 50 years of your life, well..... you do the math.
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I finally have weekend plans. tia.TenTallBen wrote:If you jam your thumb up your butt when you cum, I don't think you'll have that problem anymore.
omg, you have an XBOX pillow too?Filthy McNastie wrote:..but...when it comes to drunk-fucking...
Doesn't it suck when you get finished and have that raging piss boner
You idiot. Have you not heard of the 'Ski Jumper' or 'Fishing Gnome' positions?Filthy McNastie wrote:Don't have that problem...but...when it comes to drunk-fucking...
Doesn't it suck when you get finished and have that raging piss boner going and you have to lean your head against the cabinet over the toilet and back your feet up against the wall and push the head of it down far enough with your thumb just so you can get a good enough downward trajectory to hit the freaking toilet!?!?!?!
Now THAT sucks...!
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Re: Anyone else have this problem after sex?
LOL. The problem with that happening at work is the danger of soaking your fucking pants. My suggestion is to take a piss in the morning before you put on your slacks.IndyFrisco wrote:After you write your name on your significant other's (or skank's for Dins) naval region, you get that post ejaculate ooze that dries up and blocks your pisshole.
Then, next time you gotta take a leak, you hit that roadblock and it stings like hell until it breaks through the levy Katrina-style with a stream that can be up to a foot or two off target!
Glad it happend at work today instead of at home. No need to clean it up...
BTW, where's the Naval region? Isn't that somewhere in Annapolis?
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Re: Anyone else have this problem after sex?
Fuck, they're developmentally challenged. Pissing after fucking the dog isn't nearly on the priority scale as…. maybe .....wiping ass after a turd session.88 wrote:psssssst Take a piss immediately after sex and you'll never have that problem again.IndyFrisco wrote:After you write your name on your significant other's (or skank's for Dins) naval region, you get that post ejaculate ooze that dries up and blocks your pisshole.
Then, next time you gotta take a leak, you hit that roadblock and it stings like hell until it breaks through the levy Katrina-style with a stream that can be up to a foot or two off target!
Glad it happend at work today instead of at home. No need to clean it up...
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Re: Anyone else have this problem after sex?
1) You should grab my balls when you have too piss.IndyFrisco wrote:After you write your name on your significant other's (or skank's for Dins) naval region, you get that post ejaculate ooze that dries up and blocks your pisshole.
Then, next time you gotta take a leak, you hit that roadblock and it stings like hell until it breaks through the levy Katrina-style with a stream that can be up to a foot or two off target!
Glad it happend at work today instead of at home. No need to clean it up...
2) Get a job outside where your wife doesn't work.
3) I'm not cleaning it either
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Re: Anyone else have this problem after sex?
From what I've seen a lot of guys have that problem.IndyFrisco wrote:Then, next time you gotta take a leak, you hit that roadblock and it stings like hell until it breaks through the levy Katrina-style with a stream that can be up to a foot or two off target!
Glad it happend at work today instead of at home. No need to clean it up...
Sin,
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