Guilty Pleasures

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:41 pm

linkin park

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:06 pm

GrizBearStare wrote:

Good album...catchy songs.

RACK the Jewel references...too bad she jumped the shark. Still a hottie though.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:14 pm

Shoalzie wrote:RACK the Jewel references...too bad she jumped the shark. Still a hottie though.

I will give her one more chance before I drop the shark tag on her. If the next album sucks, then she get's the shark tag.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:22 pm

BSmack wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:RACK the Jewel references...too bad she jumped the shark. Still a hottie though.
I will give her one more chance before I drop the shark tag on her. If the next album sucks, then she get's the shark tag.

Is she is even touring/recording anymore? The Pieces of You stuff was okay...but it went downhill after that. Some were comparing her to Dylan...a kiss of death.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:46 pm

Jewel was getting compared to Dylan? That's the most odious bullshit ever. This is a performer whose most famous lyrics go thusly:

I brush my teeth and put the cap back on
I know you hate it when I leave the light on
I pick a book up. Turn the sheets down.
Take a deep breath and a good look around
Put on my pjs and hop into bed

epic stuff. yep, comparisons to Dylan should definitely ensue.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:57 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Jewel was getting compared to Dylan? That's the most odious bullshit ever. This is a performer whose most famous lyrics go thusly:

I brush my teeth and put the cap back on
I know you hate it when I leave the light on
I pick a book up. Turn the sheets down.
Take a deep breath and a good look around
Put on my pjs and hop into bed
epic stuff. yep, comparisons to Dylan should definitely ensue.

LOL.

on the Sting thing: I always feel compelled to relay the best quote about Sting i've ever heard (and i like the Police--but the sentiment here is inarguable).

from Iron Maiden lead singer Bruce Dickenson: "Sting acts like he's the only person on planet earth who has ever read a book".

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:05 pm

Yep. I'll never forget the video he made when his wife gave birth. Sting manages to procreate, and we have to fucking watch the result? He acts like he's the only man to knock up a woman.

He gets limited props for the Dune appearance. That was an effective use of the man called "Sting". Too bad Lynch couldn't work him in with other flicks...only Lynch can cast actors and utterly mock them unbeknownst to them.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:04 pm

One of my guilty pleasures is shamelessly posting Smackbat resets...my Ode To Lovebuzz --

I hear the clock, it's 6 AM
I wonder where my pecker has been
I'm in a cheap motel, Buzzer is too
Don't remember much, but I'm sure I slung goo
I wipe my eyes and see that nasty face
Oh dear Lord get me out of this place
I wipe the crust off my dick and find my keys on the floor
Holy shit, what a dirty fucking whore

Blisters last for so long, even after she's gone
I know she fucked me, when the tests come back we'll see
You infected me, and several others too

Called up PrimeX he was out for a walk
Consoled some penicillin but it didn't want to talk
Went to the doctor it was more bad news
My peepee is dripping, my balls have turned blue
A simple raincoat would have spared me this pain
I tried Saran-Wrap it just wasn't the same
Cause I was drunk and she was there
When I get that hammered I'll put my dick anywhere

Blisters last for so long, even after she's gone
I know she fucked me, when the tests come back we'll see
You infected me, and several others too

I wanted to do my business, I thought she was fine
She looked even better when I did another line
Same old story, I'd have to say
She weren't looking so good the next day

I wash with bleach and I try to get clean
Could be worse, I could be listening to Ween
If my friends saw me last night I'll be forced to lie
#1 rule of hogging - DENY DENY DENY
I can't belive I nailed that thing on the bed
I'm still alive but my penis feels dead
I try to tell myself it will be alright
But I don't think I should go out drinking tonight 'cause

Blisters last for so long, even after she's gone
I know she fucked me, when the tests come back we'll see
You infected me, and several others too

Yeah, I'm an attention whore, so sue me.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:01 pm

Shoalzie wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:RACK the Jewel references...too bad she jumped the shark. Still a hottie though.
I will give her one more chance before I drop the shark tag on her. If the next album sucks, then she get's the shark tag.
Is she is even touring/recording anymore? The Pieces of You stuff was okay...but it went downhill after that. Some were comparing her to Dylan...a kiss of death.

How do you compare Jewel to Dylan? Aside from they both play an accoustic guitar, I fail to see where you would even start the comparisons?

That's like Milli Vanilli comparing themselves to Elvis and Dylan after winning their Grammy.

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:02 pm

dont critize me.. but I really like this album..

its really not that bad of an album.. :whoops:

the new Hawthorne Heights album due out next month (thanks bittorrent) is pretty good as well...

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:04 pm

I like MCR too...we can be losers together.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:17 pm

The Champs - post Dave Burgess, Jimmy Gordon and Chuck Rio.

As Seals and Croft still hadn't discovered bahai, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 4:06 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:The Champs - post Dave Burgess, Jimmy Gordon and Chuck Rio.

As Seals and Croft still hadn't discovered bahai, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

Any band that has Seal and Crofts AND Glen Campbell deserves a You Send link.

:wink:

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:16 pm

I'd oblige you B, but the luddite in me says that ripping programmes won't do the recordings any justice.

Moorese · Post by **Moorese** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:38 pm

Every time I hear

I wanna go balls deep in a fat chick.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:33 am

Coheed & Cambria

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:26 am

I suppose you've heard of these compilation cds, right?

http://www.guiltypleasures.co.uk

I go to the club night in Notts. Fucking skill.

Guilty Pleasures Volume One

1. Oh Lori - Alessi Brothers
2. Love Will Keep Us Together - Captain & Tennille
3. January - Pilot
4. Sweet Talkin' Woman - Electric Light Orchestra
5. Couldn't Get It Right - Climax Blues Band
6. How Long - Ace
7. Storm In A Teacup - The Fortunes
8. Rock Me Gently - Andy Kim
9. Howzat - Sherbet
10. You're Moving Out Today - Carole Bayer Sager
11. Dancing In The City - Marshall Hain
12. The Things We Do For Love - 10CC
13. Never Let Her Slip Away - Andrew Gold
14. Hold On To Love - Peter Skellern
15. I Wanna Stay With You - Gallagher & Lyle
16. I Can Help - Billy Swan
17. Gonna Make You A Star - David Essex
18. Swing Your Daddy Sexy Momma - Jim Gilstrap
19. Pinball - Brian Protheroe
20. Angie Baby - Helen Reddy
21. Wide Eyed & Legless - Andy Fairweather Low
22. Say You Don't Mind - Colin Blunstone

Guilty Pleasures Rides Again

1. Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band
2. Moonlight Feels Right - Starbuck
3. Blinded By The Light - Manfred Mann's Earth Band
4. What A Fool Believes - The Doobie Brothers
5. Rich Girl - Daryl Hall & John Oates
6. Get It Right Next Time - Gerry Rafferty
7. Lonely Boy - Andrew Gold
8. SSSingle Bed - Fox
9. Love Is In The Air - John Paul Young
10. Livin' Thing - Electric Light Orchestra
11. Substitute - Clout
12. Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes
13. Let Your Love Flow - Bellamy Brothers
14. If Not For You - Olivia Newton John
15. I'd Really Love To See You Tonight - England Dan & John Ford Coley
16. Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
17. Rock On - David Essex
18. Ain't No Pleasing You - Chas 'n' Dave
19. Ride Like The Wind - Christopher Cross
20. Cold As Ice - Foreigner
21. Hold The Line - Toto
22. Lido Shuffle - Boz Scaggs
23. Who Loves You - Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
24. Jeans On - David Dundas
25. It's Magic - Pilot
26. Get Down - Gilbert O'Sullivan High/Low
27. Silver Lady - David Soul
28. Arms Of Mary - Sutherland Brothers & Quiver
29. Break Away - Art Garfunkel
30. Baby Come Back - Player
31. Uptown Uptempo Woman - Randy Edelman
32. Laughter In The Rain - Neil Sedaka
33. Dance With Me - Orleans
34. Every Day Hurts - Sad Cafe
35. Kiss You All Over - Exile
36. Dolly Parton - 9 to 5

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:07 pm

About half of those tunes (OK, maybe a little less than half) are cool, the other half -- well, if I was tanked in the bar and those came on, I'd be inclined to begin a methodical choking of the bartender until the pain stopped.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:13 am

Every time I hear

Image

I wanna go balls deep in a fat chick.

I saw these gals in some bar in Ontario CA way the fuck back there, before they hit real"big time"

They were jumping around with their fucking tits hitting them in the face...

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:15 am

Anybody remember Wendy Williams and the Plasmastics ??

They did a gig on SNL where she took a fucking chain saw to a TV set. When your real high and drink, that is fucking hilarious.

I guess she got arrested for banging herself with the michrophone at some show.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:25 am

You mean Wendy O'Williams?

Nah, never heard of her.

But that just reminded me of Missing Person. Good band, featuring a fellow Sunset grad*.

WAR -- Brady Clark getting paid, even if it's by the Brewers

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:13 am

featuring a fellow Sunset grad*.

Don't be dropping no silver spoon smack now that we know this....

Anything in the 229 was crusin easy...

although there are a few bangers there nowdays...

I worked for that district about 18 years ago... fixing the roof one day and leaned over the side... there was some chick knobbing this guy on the side... I told my co workers, we all watched ... then fucking cheered when the guy nutted all over her face.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:39 am

Derron wrote:
featuring a fellow Sunset grad*.
Don't be dropping no silver spoon smack now that we know this....

Anything in the 229 was crusin easy...

Shiiiiiit.....I'm from the 225, anyway.

And the freaking worse (at that time anyway) neighborhood in the entire county was a couple of blocks from SHS. Freaking Marlene Village (I didn't grow up too too far from there, at all), complete with Outsiders and Gypsy Jokers clubhouses, the Swastikas flying from flagpoles in the front yards, the open meth trade...yeah, we was silver spoonin', alright.

Great school. The kids from the Village got to walk past a Ferrari parked in the student lot while they figured out what they were doing for food that day or that week while wearing their brother's hand-me-downs...no social problems out on the west side...nope. Fuck, we used to have kids over to my house who didn't have food, and the parents were too wasted to care.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 3:51 am

Freaking Marlene Village (I didn't grow up too too far from there, at all), complete with Outsiders and Gypsy Jokers clubhouses,

Ahh... the early subdivisional experiments....nothing says 1955 like that place...fucking shit holes...delivered heating oil in there several times, my nephew goes in there several times a week to arrest people and separate the warring meth freaks....great to see those guys beat the shit out of their significant others...I beleve there's been a couple of homicides in there...

and yes that area has some real contrasts in life and culture...you go over on 107th area there, and you can have a shit hole 2 bedroom house cooking 5 pounds of meth a day, and it will back up to a 1 million dollar home.

RedHerring · Post by **RedHerring** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:55 am

Ah hell, they say confession is good for the soul...

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:37 pm

PSUFAN wrote:I own every Sundays release.

Me, too. But I don't feel guilty about it. "Blind" and "Reading..." are epic. "Static..." not so much except for "Summertime". But, yeah, I'm down.

verbal · Post by **verbal** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:38 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Patsy Stone wrote:
I got way too drunk way too early for an Ozzy show back in the mid-80's, and committed the most serious of mullet-headed faux pauxs -- I showed up on time. I think it was Slaughter up there.

Fly to the ages, shit...I damn near flew up on stage and wrung the bitch's neck.

First of all, no drunken OZZY fan has a clue what "faux paux" means. :D
And secondly, Fly to the angels is the song that I am most un-proud of liking.

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:37 pm

Derron wrote:Anybody remember Wendy Williams and the Plasmastics ??

They did a gig on SNL where she took a fucking chain saw to a TV set. When your real high and drink, that is fucking hilarious.

I guess she got arrested for banging herself with the michrophone at some show.

it's wendy o williams and she off'd herself

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:43 pm

Schmeck · Post by **Schmeck** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:09 pm

Meatloaf.