I just went to Wal-Mart to get some food for the pooches. As I walked into the store, I saw the decrepit Wal-Mart Greeter to my right and said, "Hi." He gave me a semi-annoyed half-smile and a "move-it-along-dickweed" gesture with his hand. WTF?
His sole purpose in life is to greet customers and I can't even get a "Hi" back along with the dismissive gesture?!
He's lucky I was in a hurry or I would've slashed the tires on his Rascal.
I want him FIRED!
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I want him FIRED!
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Rack.....You went to Wal-Mart?
No further questions.
Nothing says stereo typing yourself and giving us an instant , mind numbing, fucking puking picture of yourself.
30 something, at least 40Lbs overweight, goatee, sleevelesss t shirt, torn jeans with Copenhagen ring in back pocket, waddling like a fucking duck, follwed by your 60 pounds over weight and 8 mothns pregt wife, dragging the screaming brats, while you holler at them to shut the fuck up , we be in public.
Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
That, or I went in real quick to buy some dog food. One of the two...Derron wrote:Rack.....You went to Wal-Mart?
No further questions.
Nothing says stereo typing yourself and giving us an instant , mind numbing, fucking puking picture of yourself.
30 something, at least 40Lbs overweight, goatee, sleevelesss t shirt, torn jeans with Copenhagen ring in back pocket, waddling like a fucking duck, follwed by your 60 pounds over weight and 8 mothns pregt wife, dragging the screaming brats, while you holler at them to shut the fuck up , we be in public.
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Methinks Derron may have just outed himself. He obviously has more than a little experience with that picture.Derron wrote:Rack.....You went to Wal-Mart?
No further questions.
Nothing says stereo typing yourself and giving us an instant , mind numbing, fucking puking picture of yourself.
30 something, at least 40Lbs overweight, goatee, sleevelesss t shirt, torn jeans with Copenhagen ring in back pocket, waddling like a fucking duck, follwed by your 60 pounds over weight and 8 mothns pregt wife, dragging the screaming brats, while you holler at them to shut the fuck up , we be in public.
Hope you picked up some food for the emu while you were at it. I'll bet those things can get really nasty when they're hungry. :wink:OCmike wrote:That, or I went in real quick to buy some dog food. One of the two...
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Terry in Crapchester wrote: Methinks Derron may have just outed himself. He obviously has more than a little experience with that picture.
That, or he's picturing a SoCal Wal-Mart with a Midwest crowd. Hell, even the Fontana Wal-Mart doesn't have people that look like that... Wait, I can't back that up.
I cruised by Casa de Emu a few weeks ago and took my 3 y/o in the backyard to get a look at the bird, forgetting that it gets horny as hell in the winter time. After a couple of dry humps, I was outta there. Seeing his Old Man getting cornholed by a large flightless bird would've no doubt left my little dude scarred for life!...Nevermind what it would have done to me.Terry in Crapchester wrote:Hope you picked up some food for the emu while you were at it. I'll bet those things can get really nasty when they're hungry. :wink:
Squeal like a pig, boah! Squeal! Suuuuieee!! - Emu
Negative... it's just my astute powers of observation. The OL and I go to a Winco in McMinnville. Theres a Wal Mart right next door. The OL goes in the store and I get a cup of coffee and sit in the car, in the Winco lot, not Wal Neck lot, with my dogs and watch the parade of incestuly concieved inbreds waddle in and out of the fucking store.Methinks Derron may have just outed himself. He obviously has more than a little experience with that picture. Laughing
I will not go in to one of those shit holes. I can get everything I need at other stores, and if if costs me a couple of bucks more, oh well...I just can't stand the sight of all those necks in one spot.
If you knew the emu was going to bang you when you went in there ...Why the fuck did you go in there ??After a couple of dry humps, I was outta there.
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Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
Derron wrote:Nothing says stereo typing yourself and giving us an instant , mind numbing, fucking puking picture of yourself.
30 something, at least 40Lbs overweight, goatee, sleevelesss t shirt, torn jeans with Copenhagen ring in back pocket, waddling like a fucking duck, follwed by your 60 pounds over weight and 8 mothns pregt wife, dragging the screaming brats, while you holler at them to shut the fuck up , we be in public.
Amazing, cause that is how I pictured you. I bet you are more of a K-Mart guy.
Better this than dancing around South Beach with some queers cock up your ass like you do.Amazing, cause that is how I pictured you. I bet you are more of a K-Mart guy.
And to show you how smart you are not, do you honestly think Bubba Hyde would be smart enought to run this humming box thingy ??
Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
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Re: I want him FIRED!
You said hi? I do everything within my power to avoid eye contact with these asshats, let alone speak to them.OCmike wrote:I just went to Wal-Mart to get some food for the pooches. As I walked into the store, I saw the decrepit Wal-Mart Greeter to my right and said, "Hi." He gave me a semi-annoyed half-smile and a "move-it-along-dickweed" gesture with his hand. WTF?
His sole purpose in life is to greet customers and I can't even get a "Hi" back along with the dismissive gesture?!
He's lucky I was in a hurry or I would've slashed the tires on his Rascal.
Re: I want him FIRED!
Another WalMart shopper outs himself.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:[You said hi? I do everything within my power to avoid eye contact with these asshats, let alone speak to them.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
I moved out in 2001, so it's been a few years since I was around the thing enough to remember something like that.Derron wrote:If you knew the emu was going to bang you when you went in there ...Why the fuck did you go in there ??After a couple of dry humps, I was outta there.
It went kinda like this:
*bump*
Me: What the-
*bump*
Me: Yes, I remember you too.
*bump*
Me: Okay, I get it.
*bump* *bump*
Me: Wait a second... It's winter, isn't it. Sonofa- Run awaaaaaaaay!!!
Nothing wrong with Walmart for toiletries and the like, as long as the store is in a decent neighborhood.Another WalMart shopper outs himself.
Don't know how it is in the U&L, but in SoCal as long as the store is in a reasonably middle-class area, the "clientele" aren't that bad. Around here, K-Mart is where you see your standard Blue Ridge Mountaineer.
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Re: I want him FIRED!
And dat's fine.Dinsdale wrote:Another WalMart shopper outs himself.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:[You said hi? I do everything within my power to avoid eye contact with these asshats, let alone speak to them.
If I were shopping there for bedroom furniture or laptop computers, I'd be the first to feel ashamed. I really couldn't care less where I pickup paper towel and dish soap.
I won't speak for the entire U&L -- just my chunk of it...OCmike wrote:Don't know how it is in the U&L, but in SoCal as long as the store is in a reasonably middle-class area
"WalMart" and "reasonably middle-class area" are mutually exclusive.
Any more, they get laughed out of the public hearings when they try and open a new one around the Portland area.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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No shit. From the moderate number of Derron’s posts that I’ve been able to decipher, that’s exactly how I pictured him. Only way that dude doesn’t shop exclusively at Wal-Mart is he’s been kicked out, or he is shopping at K-Mart (read: social climber).Cicero wrote:Derron wrote:Nothing says stereo typing yourself and giving us an instant , mind numbing, fucking puking picture of yourself.
30 something, at least 40Lbs overweight, goatee, sleevelesss t shirt, torn jeans with Copenhagen ring in back pocket, waddling like a fucking duck, follwed by your 60 pounds over weight and 8 mothns pregt wife, dragging the screaming brats, while you holler at them to shut the fuck up , we be in public.
Amazing, cause that is how I pictured you. I bet you are more of a K-Mart guy.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Paul,KC Paul 3.0 wrote:TRANSLATED: The sons-of-bitches were out of Vodka.trev wrote:Walmart is horrifying.
Yes, I ended up there a few Saturday nights ago when my son only had one weekend to complete a science project. He was making an animal cell and we went for all kinds of craft embellishments. The prices were incredible, but everything else about the trip was horrific.
Damn the bad luck.
trev's son wrote:Lucky for ME, that is!
Your "jokes" might* be more amusing if I drank vodka.
Besides, California Walmarts don't sell alcohol. They have a huge junk food section I'm sure you're quite familiar with. I can see you in there dressed in your Nascar shirt, beer belly with the fat wife and homely kids somewhere in a Misery Walmart. The picture is way too vivid. *shudder*
*I'm being generous.
Re: I want him FIRED!
Get over yourself. Walmart does $315 Billion a year in revenue but no one shops there, right?Dinsdale wrote:Another WalMart shopper outs himself.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:[You said hi? I do everything within my power to avoid eye contact with these asshats, let alone speak to them.
I do my grocery shopping at Costco or Randalls for the most part but I hit the Walmart a couple times a month because they do have excellent prices on certain things. My favorite cereal (Kashi Go Lean High Protein) is $4+ at all grocery stores but only $2.50 at Walmart. Baby food is much cheaper, etc.
I'm not going to furnish my home or buy my wardrobe at Walmart but it's a pretty good grocery store.
Plus, Walmart is an excellent place for people watching. Every facet of society is represented. The Derron-esque people are great fodder for conversations with my wife.
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