tonight's AI pileon thread.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:50 am

allright, you closet AI watching faggits, here I am again. come and get it.

just finished watching that "nauwwty little minx" kelly.

dayum.

somebody in here had a thread last week about some little skank turning 18. they reasoned that if you lust after anything under 18, yer a ped. well, you can argue till you're blue in the face whether checking out under age ass makes you a ped, but, one thing is not up for arguement. If watching that little hussie prance around doesn't stir something in you, you are a straight up faggot.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:46 am

I wouldn't know about any of that, since I pretty much run my (still) hot wifes little ass off to her bitch friends house to watch that AI crap.

You do what you have to do though, bro.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:08 am

Iverson's a great talent but a hugely overrated player.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:16 am

Yep. He gets hot once in a while, but the sum of it is not overwhelmingly positive.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:20 am

Best single day on the Elf's show EVAR!! The posse.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:20 am

The way the Eastern Conference is shaping up, dude will have to try to carry his team against the Pistons in the first round.

He's got heart though ... might enable them to one one game, depending on if his teammates can step it up.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:21 am

RadioFan wrote:The way the Eastern Conference is shaping up, dude will have to try to carry his team against the Pistons in the first round.

He's got heart though ... might enable them to one one game, depending on if his teammates can step it up.

He'll do it if you quit talking about practice.

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:28 am

War Wagon wrote:my (still) hot wifes little ass

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:29 am

Rack Fu wrote:
War Wagon wrote:my (still) hot wifes little ass

Huh?

My wife is a hot piece of ass.

Anybody that says different is a fag, not married, or herds cows.

Tell me that all FBI agents aren't really this dumb.

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:36 am

War Wagon is so strong in his convictions that he will even allow the community to judge for themselves with her pic, since otherwise such statements would be readily assumed as "bullshit" by the masses.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:46 am

War Wagon wrote:
Rack Fu wrote:
War Wagon wrote:my (still) hot wifes little ass

Huh?

My wife is a hot piece of ass.

Anybody that says different is a fag, not married, or herds cows.

Tell me that all FBI agents aren't really this dumb.

Whitey,

When a retard wins a gold medal in the special olympics, he's fucking king of his world, and his owl eyed overweight spasmic girlfriend with a drooling problem is a hot piece of ass to him.

We all live in our own reality, but I'm betting the only hot piece of ass you have ever been in contact with is your own white pimpled horror when you fell over drunk into a bonfire at the forklift college beach party.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:47 pm

Rack all the men in here for derailing smackaholic’s weekly “Hey, I’m a fag” thread.

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:58 pm

Actually, in AI's defense, he should have at least been given a chance to try out for the U.S. Olympic team.
Dude wants to be there while a lot of other guys are too busy pimping out their rides.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:07 pm

guys are too busy pimping

And back we go to Whitey's bitch.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:12 pm

RadioFan wrote:The way the Eastern Conference is shaping up, dude will have to try to carry his team against the Pistons in the first round.

He's got heart though ... might enable them to one one game, depending on if his teammates can step it up.

Doubt it. Pistons have owned the Sixers this year.

The Sixers are better of tanking it and getting a lottery pick.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:16 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Rack all the men in here for derailing smackaholic’s weekly “Hey, I’m a fag” thread.

Did Tawanna tell you dat?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:00 pm

Degenerate wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Rack all the men in here for derailing smackaholic’s weekly “Hey, I’m a fag” thread.
Did Tawanna tell you dat?

Who the fuck is Tawanna?

helmet · Post by **helmet** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:40 pm

The Sixers can't fall too far down in the lottery...there's too many really bad teams. Might as well take a shot at Detroit and end up with the 14th pick rather than tank and get a pick around 10-12. There's not that much difference at that point in the draft.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:15 pm

What's w/ the Pujols love fest?? Dude is a badass, but no need to go all upper deck on his ramrod.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:20 pm

1) cardinal baseball just started
2) 314 abuzz with a new stadium
3) you are worthless and should stab yourself in the face

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:26 pm

helmet wrote:there's too many really bad teams.

There ARE no bad teams. Only bad owners.

Bad fucking fuckheaded owners, who suck dick for crack rocks on the train tracks, and eat poo with a fucking spoon, and suck dick, and fingerfuck their grandmother when they think she has a dime stashed in her pussy, and suck dick, and pretty much just suck dick.

Sin,
Blazerfan

helmet · Post by **helmet** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:52 pm

And I'm going to the game tonight. Hopefully it won't get snowed out.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:01 pm

helmet wrote:snow

You live in the mountains?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:07 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
helmet wrote:snow
You live in the mountains?

Our area got some snow storms this morning.. no accumulation but it was still fucking crazy to see. I heard Philly looked like it was under a blizzard with the way it was coming down.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:10 pm

Snow + Not Mountains + April = Does Not Compute

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:14 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Snow + Not Mountains + April = Does Not Compute

Please tell that to Mother Nature, George Bush or whoever controls the fucking weather. It was close to 80 over the weekend. It's in the 40's now. WTF?

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:39 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Snow + Not Mountains + April = Does Not Compute
Please tell that to Mother Nature, George Bush or whoever controls the fucking weather. It was close to 80 over the weekend. It's in the 40's now. WTF?

Dins lives on the West Coast and has probably never left the west coast. Hence, his confusion.

Had a smattering of snow here each of the last two days, but fortunately, it's melted by now.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:45 pm

It snowed on my parents yesterday in Ohio.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:21 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Bad fucking fuckheaded owners, who suck dick for crack rocks on the train tracks, and eat poo with a fucking spoon, and suck dick, and fingerfuck their grandmother when they think she has a dime stashed in her pussy, and suck dick, and pretty much just suck dick.

Sin,
Blazerfan

I may have just found a new sig.

thanx, dins.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:43 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Dins lives on the West Coast and has probably never left the west coast. Hence, his confusion.

I'M confused???

You big silly...

Where I live, we havge "vallies" and we have "mountains." Those mountains are about the snowiest place on Planet Earth. The vallies recieve little to no snowfall, and sure the hell don't ever see any in spring (and see a dusting every few years in winter).

A person who is "confused" is a person who has trouble differentiating the two. One is for recreation, one is for living in. A wise man knows the difference.

And as far as me never leaving the West Coast -- you're still being silly. Why, just last week, I was in Spokane, Washington. That sure the hell ain't the West Coast. It's in Idaho, and therefore in the Midwest.