Stupid ((Work)) Email Subject Lines

UCant#2 · Post by **UCant#2** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:51 pm

Just got one titled:

WORKPLACE VIOLENCE TRAINING

Uhmm..... yeah. Is some postal worker going to give me tips on what weaponry to bring to the office?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:25 pm

I took this class a couple weeks ago. Except our HR department was a bit more creative with the wording..."Violence in the Workplace".

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:31 pm

I too took this class a couple of weeks back, except it was called Workplace Violence: How to NOT WANT TO STAB YOUR FUCKING BOSS IN HIS RETINA AND THROW IT IN THE URINAL WHILE YOU PEE ALL OVER THE VEINS AND BLOOD AND EYE STUFF THAT HANGS FROM IT!

Pretty boring I must say.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:51 pm

ADA Refresher Training

Ethics in Ohio Government

Weight Watchers Brown Bag Seminar

Reminder: Tornado Drill Tomorrow

Employees who park in the visitor's slots will be disciplined

EAP contact information here

Jellybean count for Operation Feed

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:17 am

Bobby42 wrote:Ethics in Ohio Government

Undoubtedly sent by Bob Taft.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:36 am

better violence than the sex seminars, yes?

i guess it's a toss up about cultural sensitivity courses. somebody has gotta have fucked up to warrant one of those. no one does those for 'fun'.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:49 am

PrimeX wrote:I too took this class a couple of weeks back, except it was called Workplace Violence: How to NOT WANT TO STAB YOUR FUCKING BOSS IN HIS RETINA AND THROW IT IN THE URINAL WHILE YOU PEE ALL OVER THE VEINS AND BLOOD AND EYE STUFF THAT HANGS FROM IT!

Pretty boring I must say.

sounds like you need some