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velocet · Post by **velocet** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:04 pm

Hi, I'm your host, Smackcrest, and we'll be jamming to some really, errm
alternative stuff this evening! At the end of this display of...
stuff, plz cast your vote... I dunno what for, good or not... I forget...
anyhow, on with the show!

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:06 pm

First in our three way battle for fag-premecy, a couple a Phillyfan homos,
BBMarley and jiminphilly!!! This is a ballad of love from Jim to BB entitled
"slam it in slow"

L to R: jiminphilly, BBMarley

((((((((((To the tune of Say it isn't so)))))))))))

[slide it]

[oooo oooo oooo]

[slide it]

[oooo oooo oooo]

Slide it in so painful to tell me that'cha

miss this hairy hide.

Last time i scarfed you

i really got a lotta juice

In my mouth open wide.

Now wicked strings of man goo...you seeeeeee me

goin' down for more.

But when you play with another gay

that excites it even more.

[slam it]

Tell me why you grunt

yeah I'll do it BB

i promise right now.

[shove it]

Who slopped you up

when you were strapped

low humilation

had you gagged and bound?

I know your burst reaction

you slide away

hide salami brown-eye.

But if there's a doubt maybe i can give out a thousand reasons why.

You have to slam it in slow...

[it in slow].

Slam it in slow

[it in slow]

......

[slam it]

We like to be the trannies at the party

two retards and we smell.

[shove it]

You like to move with the best of men

you know we spoon so well.

Don't need someone to cream on.

i know that you'e a dope man-whore.

But if my face is all cum laced

i want you even more so BB slam it in slow...

[it in slow].

slam it in slow

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:08 pm

...and now for our next act, the Village Pervs!

L to R: Dinsdale, Luther, Ouskull, Rozy, mvscal, van

((((((((((To the tune of YMCA))))))))))

Hung man, there's a need to kneel down.
I said, hung man, take the dick that you found.
I said, hung man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's a need to be fag-happy.

Hung man, there's a place you can go.
I said, hung man, when you're sure you're homo.
You can stay here, and I'm sure you will find
Many gays to have just like Prime.

It's fun to sing about Why-I-Am-Gay.
It's fun to sing about Why-I-Am-Gay.

They have everything for you, many men to enjoy,
You can insert all the toys ...

It's fun to sing about Why-I-Am-Gay
It's fun to sing about Why-I-Am-Gay

You can get yourself creamed, you can have a cock meal,
You can cop yourself a man-feel ...

Hung man, are you hitting on me?
I said, hung man, do you want my pee?
I said, hung man, you can have some real screams.
But you got to get plowed with one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, hung man, put your pride in my mouf,
And just go there, and yell "I'm so gay!".
I'm sure we can help you today.

It's fun to sing about Why-I-Am-Gay
It's fun to sing about Why-I-Am-Gay

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to sing about Why-I-Am-Gay
It's fun to sing about Why-I-Am-Gay

You can get yourself creamed, you can have a cock meal,
You can cop yourself a man-feel ...

Hung man, I was once in your butt.
I said, I was down on an AIDS having slut.
I felt no man cared if I came inside.
I felt the whole world would want to swallow ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, hung man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place where you can call up some gay.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to sing about Why-I-Am-Gay
It's fun to sing about Why-I-Am-Gay

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:08 pm

I was feelin' the pervs, dawg. I was feelin' it like I feel the need to put pudding pops in my tooter for the arousal of black dudes.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:12 pm

Lastly, thankfully, Goober McTuber will wow us with his stylings!

((((((((((to the tune of Sittin on the dock of the bay))))))))))

Sittin' on some mother's son
I'll be sittin' on a puddle of cum
Feelin' his hips roll in
And then I feel 'em roll it out again, yeah

I'm sittin' on the cock of a gay
Stretchin my dime-hole all the way
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the cock of a gay
Takin' slime

I left my home in Georgia
Headed for the 'Frisco bay
'Cause I've heard of plenty of fags here
And looks like somethin's commin' my way

So I'm just gonna sit on the cock of a gay
Stretchin' wide my hershey highway
Ooo, I'm sittin' on the cock of a gay
Tastin' slime

Looks like I'll get a sex change
Everything still remains the same
I can do what ten men tell me to do
So I guess I'll remain submissive and lame, yes

Sittin' here pressed on a bone
And this Mr. Miss won't leave me alone
It's two thousand miles I roamed
Just to make this cock my home

Now, I'm just gonna sit on the cock of a gay
Stretchin' my dime-hole all the way
Oooo-wee, sittin' on the cock of a gay
Takin' slime

Well, that's all for the final and only round of T1B Idol! Cast your votes
with as many nics as you have! Smackcrest OUT!

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:32 am

RACK Brothah Velo

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:44 am

Hey, Dins, is it just me or is G.I. Joe Fag there next to me a new addition to our little band? Who snuck him in? I remember the other four but I don't remember us having any dreamy looking commandos!

Btw, anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like Officer Jim Dangle?

I guess if I gotta be a fag I'm cool with being the Biker Fag. It's weird though, touching Mvscal like this and not having him call me perfectly applicable names.

Also, exactly what in the fuck was I doing with my left hand when that pic was taken?

Mv, do you recall? :-)

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:26 pm

Rack velocet!

Van wrote: Also, exactly what in the fuck was I doing with my left hand when that pic was taken?

I'd have to say you were putting the finishing touches of "white camo patches" on the back of mv's cammo pants.

Creative and funny smack? I'm so confused.

Sisyroo
bushlice
jtr
etc, ect, etc ...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:33 pm

bwaaahahaha...good work, velo. Otis Redding's crying tears of remonstrance, but that's what he gets for leaving us so early.

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:36 pm

RRAAAAAAKKKKK

velocet

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:17 pm

Stitches, Velo, stitches.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:49 pm

Rack that shit.

Good to see someone put some effort into a thread.

Well done, Velo. Well done.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:16 pm

hey, this ain't over. I want in on summa this action...

((((((((((to the tune of the Beatles' Yesterday))))))))))

JessTheGay,
All thy blubber shimmies from fag foreplay,
Now be careful don't roll over RJ,
Oh, Bushice loves some JessTheGay.

Suddenly,
Sam sucks only half the men as War Whitey,
After a colon penetration spree,
Oh, Next Wednesday came in Mikey.

Mo-rese
Has a thing for slow homos, and midget gays.
Bace said,
Something about dongs growing long, for JessTheGay.

JessTheGay,
Tough Love was an easy flame to lay,
Headhunter and TWIS go roll in hay.
Oh, BSmack loves some JessTheGay.

Y.T.
Had to gag on al?'s flow, he wouldn't pay.
EM said,
Drummer's Eve will relieve what is wrong,
With JessTheGaaaaaay aayy aaayy JessTheGay

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:21 pm

Funny stuff, Vel.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:56 pm

velocet wrote:

...and now for our next act, the Village Pervs!

L to R: Dinsdale, Luther, Ouskull, Rozy, mvscal, van

If that's the case, not good news for Luther. http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/orig ... 008084.php

Original Village People cop Victor Edward Willis to face drug trial

UPI News Service, 04/12/2006

The original "policeman" and writer of the Village People's biggest hits has been bound over for trial in San Francisco on drug charges.

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Victor Edward Willis, 54, was arrested on an outstanding felony warrant during a routine traffic stop in San Francisco March 26. Police reportedly found cocaine in his car.

He had been free on $100,000 bail for a July drug arrest and disappeared, missing an October court hearing.

Willis -- the writer of "Y.M.C.A." and "Macho Man" -- has been jailed in Redwood City, Calif., since his March arrest, E! Online reported.

He has three drug cases pending against him as well as a weapons charge and probation violation. The cases are expected to be consolidated during an April 18 hearing in San Mateo County Court, officials said.

Willis was replaced by Ray Simpson as the Village People's cop in 1979.

Rack Velo for a well thought out and well played thread, btw.

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