Yoga Catching On in the South

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:26 pm

MrsO bought a Denise Austin "Yoga" DVD
and one of these things---
helps keep her is in fine shape !!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:39 pm

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:20 pm

Wolfman wrote:MrsO bought a Denise Austin "Yoga" DVD
and one of these things---
helps keep her is in fine shape !!

Which one - the girl, or the ball?

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:23 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
Wolfman wrote:MrsO bought a Denise Austin "Yoga" DVD
and one of these things---
helps keep her is in fine shape !!

Which one - the girl, or the ball?

BUWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! RACK YOU!

-Nobody

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:27 pm

Shouldn't you be at a gym somewhere squeezing the bacon grease out of a few plus siz - err "super models"?

Or are you gearing up to wow everyone with another of your "roll your fivehead across the keyboard / gizz gobbling ass monkey" takes?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:45 pm

Bushice...a sincere, heartfelt post, from me to you, strictly for constructive purposes and the advancement of this forum:

You fucking suck at this. Both humor and smack. PLease refrain from attempting either in the future, regardless what your brain might try and tell you is witty and clever -- your brain is lying to you.

Seriously.

"Roll your fivehead across the keyboard?"

Get the fuck out of here. I could spend 10 minutes coaching JTR, and he'd run your spotted ass over the hill without using punctuatuion.

"**act of movement**" your "**worn out desciption of an anatomical part**" across the keyboard, you "**recycled euphamism for homosexual, stolen from the Rayduh James Dictionary**".

That formulaic bullshit isn't ever going to cut it when you try and step up past single-A ball, so why do you bother trying?

You are truly an example of the adage "when you fall off, get right back on that horse" not always being for the best.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:52 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Bushice...a sincere, heartfelt post, from me to you, strictly for constructive purposes and the advancement of this forum:

You fucking suck at this. Both humor and smack. PLease refrain from attempting either in the future, regardless what your brain might try and tell you is witty and clever -- your brain is lying to you.

Seriously.

"Roll your fivehead across the keyboard?"

Actually RJ was the one who used that line, not me. He used it a couple of times. I bet you racked him for it though. :roll:

I could spend 10 minutes coaching JTR, and he'd run your spotted ass over the hill without using punctuatuion.

Yeah. I notice that brilliant typo smack you dropped on him in the other thread. You da man. Everyone looks up to you.

That formulaic bullshit isn't ever going to cut it when you try and step up past single-A ball, so why do you bother trying?

You are truly an example of the adage "when you fall off, get right back on that horse" not always being for the best.

THAT coming from a horses ass like yourself is laughable. Dude, you're spewing a lot of chest thumping hate around here lately, and the shit you post isn't making this a better place. Typo smack "I'm superior to all of you" smack? Fucking pathetic and unfunny.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:00 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Fucking pathetic and unfunny.

ONCE AGAIN --

Put up or shut up.

Link us up to something...anything that would give anyone any reason to regard you as qualified to pass judgement on what is and isn't funny.

Yeah, I'll hold my breath.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:11 pm

Mister Bushice wrote: Fucking pathetic and unfunny.

Fucking Incredible.

The very reason the term "unfunny" and "useless cunt" exists calling someone else "unfunny".

Bottom line is this: You're a horribly weak shit poster whose droning and coma inducing posts continually put this board in a schiavo state when your old burnout ass mashes submit with your shitbox ticklers.

THAT coming from a horses ass

Real ground breaking shit there, Tardshice. How will Dins recover from that epic fucking blast?

Just do the board a favor and give the play by play on the impending bruising and scarring your fucking uterus is about to take, slunt.........

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:29 am

I defy anyone with one of those in their house to fight the temptation to dribble it around an armchair and then dunk it, causing massive ornament damage.