Mvscal pick up lines...

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:10 pm

"Since you're fat and stupid I'm guessing you probably give great head. I guess you'll do for now. It's not like you have anything better to do so let's go..."

"What are you waiting for? It ain't gonna suck itself."

More to follow, undoubtedly...

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PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:13 pm

"You've made it perfectly clear that you're a filthy pig. Come here and grease my hog."

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:17 pm

~This is heading straight to the archives. I can just feel it.

:-) ~

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:19 pm

"Lemme guess. You're only here to get free drinks and pretzels because your lazy welfare 'baby daddy' traded your food stamps for crack..."

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:19 pm

"If you don't get after that knob with alacrity, I'll be forced to go fuck myself'."

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:24 pm

"It's quite simple, actually. Terry is an idiot."

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:26 pm

"So you're a Clinton loving liberal, huh? Then you'll have no problem sucking off my Commander in Chief and don't ignore his 2 favorite advisors.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:28 pm

"What part of you sucking my dick do you NOT understand?"

"Why not? Assholes need to get laid too."

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:30 pm

Is it true you n*iggers are genetically predisposed to giving rimmers?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:31 pm

GO FUCK YOURSELF but only after you've sucked my dick.

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:32 pm

I hope you fuck better than you clean house, Maria.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:33 pm

"You want me to munch on your stinking gash? You would be hard pressed to find a worse idea. Christ, doing nothing is a better idea."

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:49 pm

"Listen, you disgusting pig, I've got a nice crisp fiver here that says I'll be shitting on your face within an hour."

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:49 pm

You're a lying sack of shit. Now come over here and suck me off.

Eaglebauer · Post by **Eaglebauer** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:51 pm

"Ohhhhh fuck me in the ass."

"Step up to me so I can suck your dick."

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:54 pm

"What do you mean it's too small....you don't know what the fuck you're talking about"

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:59 pm

Felix wrote:"What do you mean it's too small....you don't know what the fuck you're talking about"

"How can it be too small when the last one told me it was so big? You lose, dumbfuck."

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:01 pm

I'm not clever enough to come up w/ anything, so I'm giving Dinsdale Power of Attorney to speak on my behalf.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:02 pm

"I hope your big kike nose doesn't get in the way while you suck my dick."

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:08 pm

Van wrote:~This is heading straight to the archives. I can just feel it.

:-) ~

Yup.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:09 pm

"You're an attractive quadroon. Normally I'd be kind and ask you if you want another drink but since you're a black woman who probably has five kids, three of whom are in foster care and the other two who are with various relatives, not to mention your kinky, sharp pubic hair, I'll just take your hand, put it down the front of my pants and let you jerk me off under the bar Queenie."

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:12 pm

Invictus wrote:"I hope your big kike nose doesn't get in the way while you suck my dick."

LOL!!!

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:19 pm

"I once had a layover in Phuket. I saw a chick and donkey show one night. Chick looked just like you, only a little smarter. Smelled better too. Do you take pesos?"

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:22 pm

mvscal: Wanna suck a dick, spade...?

chick: (angry) I don't know what you're talkin' about.

mvscal: That's because you're a dumbfuck.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:27 pm

poptart wrote:mvscal: Wanna suck a dick, spade...?

chick: (angry) I don't know what you're talkin' about.

mvscal: That's because you're a dumbfuck.

buwahahaha

RACK

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:39 pm

I should point out here that I'm working on a Motion at the same time. I was typing the word "soaked", but accidentally typed "sucked" instead.

So rack this thread for getting in my dome.

Btw, I did fix the Freudian slip in my Motion, fortunately.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:40 pm

~as he busts the girl for faking the orgasm

Nice try, dumbfuck.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:40 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I should point out here that I'm working on a Motion at the same time. I was typing the word "soaked", but accidentally typed "sucked" instead.

So rack this thread for getting in my dome.

Btw, I did fix the Freudian slip in my Motion, fortunately.

Log the fuck out-and stay the fuck out, tard-you bring nothing to the fucking table, period.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:48 pm

Raydah James wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:I should point out here that I'm working on a Motion at the same time. I was typing the word "soaked", but accidentally typed "sucked" instead.

So rack this thread for getting in my dome.

Btw, I did fix the Freudian slip in my Motion, fortunately.
Log the fuck out-and stay the fuck out, tard-you bring nothing to the fucking table, period.

Considering the she-male that you posted as your idea of attractive, neither do you, fag.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:56 pm

As any rational human can see, it's completely logical for you to come home with me. Now quit your handwringing and grab your purse, cunt.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:07 pm

^^^

Spock Meets Mvscal

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:15 pm

Interesting topic

My guess would be...

mvscal: How much?

As you recall from one of his posts a year or so ago when he was asking for advice on how to deal with his wife's ex-husband.

The ex-husband he said, was a crackhead and was causing problems with his wifes kids from the previous marriage.

Now it's not much of a stretch to put this 2 and 2 together...(listen up Sissyroo, I'm going to teach something about formulation)

Crackhead husband? = Crackhead wife?

Thus we have the pickup line "How much"?

With all the charm mvscal represents... could it have gone any other way?

m2

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:17 pm

What a shit post. Stop infecting the thread and let the smack artists get back to work. I'm trying to take notes.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:29 pm

"Baby, ever see the aftermath of a Daisy Cutter dropped on a terrorist training camp? Of course you haven't. You're just a stupid whore. Anyway, you're like that. You make my dick hard, just like that."

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:29 pm

Cicero wrote:What a shit post. Stop infecting the thread and let the smack artists get back to work. I'm trying to take notes.

Why?

What good is that going to do?

That's like giving this guy...

a pad of paper and a pencil, and asking him to split the atom or he can't eat.

You'll just die trying.

m2

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:35 pm

I get what happened. You very clearly do not. Not a shock given the fact that you're a total dumbfuck... baby.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:37 pm

Van wrote:^^^

Spock Meets Mvscal

Suck long and swallow, bitch

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:43 pm

m2 wrote:Interesting topic
As you recall from one of his posts a year or so ago when he was asking for advice on how to deal with his wife's ex-husband.

The ex-husband he said, was a crackhead and was causing problems with his wifes kids from the previous marriage.

m2

If this story were true why hasn't it gotten more run? I have my doubts as to the validity.

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:51 pm

mvscal: Apparently your not too good at recognizing fact from fiction and resort to revisionist bullshit.

chick: huh?

mvscal: Fuck off

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:52 pm

Chick in Bar walks up to mvscal: "So, do you come here often"?

mvscal: No, you fucking stupid cunt, but if you follow me home I'll come on you often.