JTR on Mind of Mencia

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:28 pm

ooo, tripod doesn't allow hotlinking. but if you follow the link

http://maybeitsme4ever.tripod.com/id16.html

...........

http://maybeitsme4ever.tripod.com/siteb ... arsden.jpg

i like her, i want her.

http://maybeitsme4ever.tripod.com/siteb ... coleen.jpg

there's something about her, too. but marsden, yes.

http://maybeitsme4ever.tripod.com/siteb ... ngreen.jpg

he looks very happy. i wonder how many times he's been
offered the type of roles lampooned in 'hollywood shuffle'
(or 'malibu's most wanted', for you youngsters), however.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:33 pm

Rack Fu wrote:Jess has been in numerous films like Old School, Austin Powers 3, Spider-Man, etc.

He always plays some fat nerd with about 5 seconds of screen time and zero spoken words.

Jess can run his complete resume for you.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1035503/

Actor - filmography
(In Production) (2000s)

Because I Said So (2006) (post-production) .... Delivery Guy
Keith (2006) (post-production) .... Chemistry Class Student
Driftwood (2006) (post-production) (uncredited) .... Student

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide"
- Cellphones & Woodshop (2007) TV Episode .... Allan Abba
"Mind of Mencia"
- Episode #2.3 (2006) TV Episode .... Nerdy guy
"Campus Ladies"
- Lesbian Lovers (2006) TV Episode (uncredited) .... Student
"Bones"
- The Superhero in the Alley (2006) TV Episode .... Teenage Hero
"Arrested Development"
- Making a Stand (2005) TV Episode (uncredited) .... Movie Patron
"My Name Is Earl"
- Randy's Touchdown (2005) TV Episode (uncredited) .... Locker Room Student - with Inhaler
"Entourage"
- I Love You Too (2005) TV Episode .... Comic Book Fan #1
"The O.C."
- The Showdown (2005) TV Episode (uncredited) .... Winking Comic Book Nerd
"Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service"
... aka NCIS (USA: short title)
... aka NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service (USA: new title)
- Red Cell (2005) TV Episode .... Frederick Pippin
"Las Vegas"
- Hide & Sneak (2005) TV Episode .... Geek
"Joan of Arcadia"
- Out of Sight (2004) TV Episode .... Beer Bong Student
"Cracking Up"
- Learning Disability (2004) TV Episode .... Streaking Pledge
"Grounded for Life"
- Can't Get Next to You (2004) TV Episode .... Sherman
Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! (2004) (uncredited) .... Piggly Wiggly Shopper/Movie Patron
The Battle of Shaker Heights (2003) (uncredited)
"Oliver Beene"
- A Day at the Beach (2003) TV Episode .... Wrestler
Old School (2003) .... Budnick
"A.U.S.A."
- Pilot (2003) TV Episode (uncredited) .... Monopoly Game Piece Thief
Catch Me If You Can (2002) (uncredited)
The Rules of Attraction (2002) (uncredited) .... Lucky Party Goer
... aka Regeln des Spiels, Die (Germany)
"Do Over"
- Pilot (2002) TV Episode (uncredited)
The First $20 Million Is Always the Hardest (2002) (uncredited)
Van Wilder (2002) (uncredited) .... Student on Couch
... aka Van Wilder: Party Liaison (Australia) (UK) (USA: working title)
... aka National Lampoon's Van Wilder (USA)
... aka Party Animals - wilder geht's nicht (Germany)
"Maybe It's Me"
- The Video Episode (2002) TV Episode .... Elliot
American Pie 2 (2001) .... Petey

this is the pattern. it also doesn't include commercial appearances.
(isn't there an MTV cancun appearance missing from this? :? )

but this is what psufan is referring to when he makes
that sorta snark about what's gonna happen if he loses weight,
sooner dude.

but i can appreciate jess not wanting to be typecast forever,
no matter how much he makes in residual royalties.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:41 pm

I think I also saw him on an episode of "The war at Home", the Michael Rappaport show. It was a spelling Bee and Jess was a contestant if I'm not mistaken.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:02 am

Annie what crawled up your ass?

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:47 am

What the fuck, jess?

is it not true?

you want to play second banana in a mega blockbuster so that you'll have the cachet to capitalize while the iron is hot to do your own thing; and you're frantic about your weight to the point of questioning the use of diet pills. again. which is something one does in desperation.

you don't need desperation tactics, jess. you just have to be you.

you also don't have to be second banana in a mega blockbuster to have the power to do your own thing. or maybe you do... i'm looking at a book in my little bookshelf that's a little painful to read because of how the author was sucked into the superficiality and air kissing of LA and Hollywood... he was already somebody, it wasn't enough for him, though. he had to have more.

he wasn't going to get that more, though. he just didn't realize it, yet.

did the makers of napoleon dynamite, or even matt parker and trey stone, or mike hill, or charles s. dutton -- who was in freaking JAIL on armed robbery charges -- have to have a super mega blockbuster hit before other people took notice of them?

did the two kids who found success with 'blair witch project' capitalize on their overnight success, or waste it, or prove that they weren't as genius as they thought they were, or (perhaps moreso) just found out that it's harder than it looks after finding success in Hollywood terms?

who do you want to be, jess?

who do you really want to be?

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:28 am

I just want to be as happy as I am with my life right now 30 yrs or so down the road. If money is pouring out of my pockets or not.