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In order to get banned over here

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What's it take, other than living in the current century?
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lk_pick1 wrote:What's it take, other than living in the current century?

...you'll probably get "run" by Poptart first!
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Just say "I will NOT vote for Hillary Clinton in '08!"
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probably just have to find psufan's first teacher he had a crush on and post a pic of him.
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General Peters wrote:Just say "I will NOT vote for Hillary Clinton in '08!"
My fantasy involves a Clinton/McCain ticket.

I just want to watch the implosions such a
union would generate.
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Why did Teaching Ms. Tingle pop in my head?

Oh wait, I'm over here with the Tom Cruise Fanatics.
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All those things 88 rambled about and

Showing us your tits.
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Seeking a leadfootaholics group for members among us who fight the daily urge to put the pedal to the metal...
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I like the "crack whore"


Can you tell that I'm bored?
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lk_pick1 wrote:Can you tell that I'm bored?
As if you weren't.
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Y2K wrote:
Showing us your tits.
As long as the thread title is bracketed by [G]...[G] I don't think it would be grounds...
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88 wrote:In all seriousness, to get banned here, you have to:

1. Post personal information;
2. Spam the board after being asked not to do it;
3. Blow a goat;
4. Refuse to post pics of your tits; or
5. Have purchased more than 1 Rush album in your lifetime.
I own all the Rush studio albums.
Don't I have to do all 5 items on that list?
I've got to get goin'! :lol:
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Mikey wrote:
Y2K wrote:
Showing us your tits.
As long as the thread title is bracketed by [G]...[G] I don't think it would be grounds...
When did you turn gay? :(
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Risa wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Y2K wrote:
Showing us your tits.
As long as the thread title is bracketed by [G]...[G] I don't think it would be grounds...
When did you turn gay? :(
Turned gay?

He was born that way, at Mt. Brokeback hospital.
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Jerkovich wrote:Turned gay?

He was born that way, at Mt. Brokeback hospital.
So you don't believe that anyone can be 'turned' gay,
or 'confused' into thinking they want to play for the
other team?

If Jamie Bamber massaged your balls, while
Lexington Steele sucked your dick with his dick
between the arch of your feet....

would you never be able to get it up?


If they did it repeatedly, would you always
remain flaccid?



If you came, would you never want to come again?
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and i think we should see Lana Kay's tits.

But that's up to her. She can always do like the girls of Trolltrain, and just do some extensive suggestive nipple peakage.
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Showing my boobs would most DEFINITELY get me banned from all message boards, for life. Trust me on this one. My waist is a 38 DD.
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lk_pick1 wrote:Showing my boobs would most DEFINITELY get me banned from all message boards, for life. Trust me on this one. My waist is a 38 DD.
What's wrong with that?
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jtr wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Showing my boobs would most DEFINITELY get me banned from all message boards, for life. Trust me on this one. My waist is a 38 DD.
What's wrong with that?
Its bad, dude, I'm old.
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Post by Van »

Jess, please, pay attention. "She" said her waist is 38 DD, meaning her tits are doing the Playboy Grandma thing...
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So she's hanging with the kids at the pool? like this http://www.collini.com/Lift1.jpg
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Risa wrote: So you don't believe that anyone can be 'turned' gay...
It's possible that a normal hetero guy who's seen that [shudder] pic [/shudder] of your rancid flab
would have the urge to go out and suck a dick.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Martyred wrote:
Risa wrote: So you don't believe that anyone can be 'turned' gay...
It's possible that a normal hetero guy who's seen that [shudder] pic [/shudder] of your rancid flab
would have the urge to go out and suck a dick.
You speak from experience?
or you've always been
light in the loafers?


How did it taste, the first time?
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Risa wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Risa wrote: So you don't believe that anyone can be 'turned' gay...
It's possible that a normal hetero guy who's seen that [shudder] pic [/shudder] of your rancid flab
would have the urge to go out and suck a dick.
You speak from experience?
or you've always been
light in the loafers?


How did it taste, the first time?
Humiliated much, Shamu?




'BODE Zy.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Very much so, martyred.
on a short leash, apparently.
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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

Risa wrote:Very much so, martyred.
Oh my God. What have I done? I've become everthing I detest on these message boards.
A sniping, cowardly, venom-spewing hater that has lost touch with humanity.

I am so sorry Annie.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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just follow my examples and you'll be banned in no time.
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Is that you in your latest acting gig in your avatar?
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lk_pick1 wrote:Is that you in your latest acting gig in your avatar?
ZING!

Nice one, Lana.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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jtr wrote:sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Somewhere, Fatsak is brushing his hand across the empty side of the bed.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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I"m getting used to being called Lana today, rather than my name. God love my lazy family.
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Where's the tits already dammit!
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Right above my belly button, that's where they are.
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Martyred wrote:
jtr wrote:sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Somewhere, Fatsak is brushing his hand across the empty side of the bed.
:lol:
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TheArtist sent me this.

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88 wrote:In all seriousness, to get banned here, you have to:

. . .

5. Have purchased more than 1 Rush album in your lifetime.
Ruh roh. :shock:
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Post by Risa »

ElvisMonster wrote:
Martyred wrote:
jtr wrote:sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Somewhere, Fatsak is brushing his hand across the empty side of the bed.
:lol:
I thought all he had to do was rub his ass........
nevermind.

(photo reset?)
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