Anyone wanna sig bet she comes back knocked up?(!)

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:13 am

Pop star Lindsay Lohan will take time out from her burgeoning singing and film career to help AIDS sufferers and poverty victims in Kenya. The 19-year-old will fly out to the East African country with charity organization One Campaign after she finishes work on new John Lennon movie Chapter 27. Meighan Stone, a spokeswoman for the campaign, tells MTV, "As with Brad Pitt and other celeb visits, it'll likely focus on where America is helping make a difference to save and change lives." Lohan is slated to visit local schools and clinics during the trip, although travel dates have yet to be confirmed.

Yes cause if you're dying of AIDS in Africa the only thing you want to see is someone as famished as you and desperate for better roles in life.

Mike Backer · Post by **Mike Backer** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:28 am

Rules, fucklips!

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:16 am

It's weird. The people in Hollywood will blame the US govt for not helping its own people, and yet these same celebrities fly all over the world to help the 3rd world and ignore their own people who are famished, hopeless and dying of AIDS.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:16 am

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:20 am

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:45 am

Who gives a fuck?

Superficial Much?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:02 pm

check out the geezer doing his best to suck in his gut.

So, just what is this tart going to do, besides get in the fukking way over there?

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:55 pm

How bout these overpaid fucks put their dough where their soup coolers are. I'm sick of these sons and daughters of bitches trying to dictate fed policies. Put up or shut up. Disease and famine are nature's cleanser. A way to teach civilizations to adapt to their surroundings or find a place where they can sustain. Tell that skank to remake another B-movie and donate the money to spaying and nuetering a small third-world country. She could be the Bob Barker of Botswana.

Mike Backer · Post by **Mike Backer** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:03 pm

^Pardon me while I RACK you.^

4 king guy · Post by **4 king guy** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:15 pm

^^

She looks like she needs some mouth to mouth resuscitation!!

Okay, maybe not mouth to mouth....

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:28 pm

^^^

She also looks a fuckuva lot more like Jennifer Lopez than Lindsay Lohan.

Anyway, are Kenyans in the habit of watching vapid teen flicks? Sure, I can see a Michael Jordan or even a Tom Cruise "relief" visit to Africa, but Lindsay Lohan?

"Hi!! I'm Lindsay! I'm here to help you!"

~sotto voce~

"Let's eat this bitch."

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:37 pm

Van wrote:

"Hi!! I'm Lindsay! I'm here to help you!"

~sotto voce~

"Let's eat this bitch."

:?

4 king guy, earlier, wrote: She looks like she needs some mouth to mouth resuscitation!!

Okay, maybe not mouth to mouth....

So who would win in a fight over a piece of the pie,
oh cunning linguist:

4 king guy ... or the 4 brothers?

who's getting a face full of burst cherry,

and who's stuck with cream pie?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:51 pm

As a rule, brothers don't eat pussy. Just sayin'.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:56 pm

I'm talking Fat Bastard style literal ingestion...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:08 pm

I know, but Annie didn't seem to make the connection.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:27 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:As a rule, brothers don't eat pussy. Just sayin'.

Right. You're used to them pumping yogurt down your throat, instead.

And I know what you meant, Van. I preferred to lessen the impact of where you went, and what place you'd have to be to go there, by drawing in 4 King Guy's post and your handle.

Not everything is static, or absolute. So I made a pass for you.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:44 pm

I don't require any passes.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:51 pm

I give you one anyway. I'm not going to hate you.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:53 pm

Over a joke about Lindsay Lohan being eaten by callous Africans who'd just as soon eat her as listen to her?

Umm, I guess that's very charitable of you.

Taint · Post by **Taint** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:54 pm

Do you ever leave your computer? You're going to be that bed ridden beast the police will have to remove with a crane.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:50 pm

I wasn't being charitable. I was looking out for you and your reputation.

I gave you a pass, by taking the meaning that could be there, instead
of the one you intended to be there. I'm not going to hate.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:01 pm

BTW risa, i think that cherry was burst long time ago.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:17 pm

Risa wrote:I wasn't being charitable. I was looking out for you and your reputation.

I gave you a pass, by taking the meaning that could be there, instead
of the one you intended to be there. I'm not going to hate.

-My reputation is fine. It's not in jeopardy.

-Assuming it ever needed an overhaul you're the last person in here who could help with the job, in the way that you're implying.

-You're only enhancing your reputation more and more every time you go all racially stupid and paranoid on us like this.

Annie, lighten up. African tribesmen have been known to eat people, and Lohan's a useless cunt to them. (Well, and to us too.) Once again, quit trying to read some deeper meaning into everything. T'were just a visual joke.

In fact, what I really wanted to post was that picture of Lohan followed by some South Park pics of Starvin' Marvin's tribe talking amongst themselves about her. Couldn't locate any good group pics though of SV's tribe so I settled for that pic instead.

I just didn't have the patience to sit there and Google long enough to find either the SV's Tribe group pics or some really good Masai Tribesmen In The Bush group shots...

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:22 pm

Van wrote:^^^

She also looks a fuckuva lot more like Jennifer Lopez than Lindsay Lohan.

Anyway, are Kenyans in the habit of watching vapid teen flicks? Sure, I can see a Michael Jordan or even a Tom Cruise "relief" visit to Africa, but Lindsay Lohan?

"Hi!! I'm Lindsay! I'm here to help you!"

~sotto voce~

"Let's eat this bitch."

Fuck Risa! This was funny! RACK it!

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:44 pm

The Assassin, your sig isn't referring to the cradle-robbing, screwing some mail order skank when his wife of 33 years isn't even cold in the grave, moving to the phillipines to avoid divorce, didn't even tell his buddy, Art Bell, are you?

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:51 pm

Been known to eat people? So have the Donner party and the Anasazi.

Do I really have to point out why your comment was inappropriate? :?

As for the Masai, Europeans (particularly the women) are notorious for traveling to the Motherland to hold their own sex holidays... in particular with Masai men, where Euro dudes head to whichever (usually Asian) country has the youngest allowable by law.

But Nish would know more about his fellow EUers.

As for your rep, if you want to sink to the level of your fellow redneck -- even though you are THE LAST person who be one at first glance -- I guess I shouldn't try to protect you from yourself.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:57 pm

Risa wrote:The Assassin, your sig isn't referring to the cradle-robbing, screwing some mail order skank when his wife of 33 years isn't even cold in the grave, moving to the phillipines to avoid divorce, didn't even tell his buddy, Art Bell, are you?

Art SHELL you oversensitive nonhumorous wench!

He was renamed coach of my Raiders 2 months ago.

Why am I explaining this to you? Go back to your crusade!

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:09 pm

Oh the black dude? nevermind then. I guess I remember it. What I don't remember is if that was supposed to be a good sign for Shell, or the Raiders.

oh well. I'll carry on.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:10 pm

Risa wrote:Been known to eat people? So have the Donner party and the Anasazi.

And if Lindsey Lohan were fixing to go and speak vapid nothings to them instead of to impoverished Africans such a comparison might then be valid.

Duh.

Do I really have to point out why your comment was inappropriate? :?

I don't give a fuck about "appropriate". Jokes aren't usually intended to be based on their level of "appropriateness". Besides, you're the very last barometer on earth I'd use in this instance.

As for the Masai, Europeans (particularly the women) are notorious for traveling to the Motherland to hold their own sex holidays... in particular with Masai men, where Euro dudes head to whichever (usually Asian) country has the youngest allowable by law.

And you know this how, having lived your entire life sheltered in one of three or four darkened rooms in the midwest and southwest of the U.S.??

Wait, what was I thinking? Of course you know!

blackvoices.com

...undoubtedly told you!

Yep, Annie, wealthy Euro women by and large choose to go to Africa, where the mortality and AIDS rates are currently off the charts, just to fuck misogynistic, filthy, emaciated and disease ridden bushmen.

Happens all the time. It's a regular ClubDead down there, huh?

But Nish would know more about his fellow EUers.

And I'm going to go out on a limb here and predict that not once did any of Euro's "birds" ever take off on him for the summer in order to go fuck Masai tribesmen.

As for your rep, if you want to sink to the level of your fellow redneck -- even though you are THE LAST person who be one at first glance -- I guess I shouldn't try to protect you from yourself.

Sorry, dumbass. African tribesmen have been known to eat people. Pure fact. It doesn't take a redneck to recognize and acknowledge this. It just takes a racially obsessed dimwit to be embarrassed about it and therefor attempt to spin it onto others as a means of changing the subject...

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:16 pm

Risa wrote:Oh the black dude? nevermind then. I guess I remember it. What I don't remember is if that was supposed to be a good sign for Shell, or the Raiders.

oh well. I'll carry on.

So he gets your ok then? Wonderful glad THATS out of the way.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:30 pm

This is from the One Campaign's website, the organization sponsoring Lohan's trip.

Why use celebrity spokespersons?

Everyone does what they can–whether it's getting our issues on TV or wearing the white band. From Hollywood to the heartland, Americans are joining the fight against global AIDS and poverty. Celebrities get media attention, attention they can uniquely focus on issues which wouldn't get enough attention otherwise – like the AIDS emergency in Africa. Due to the generous cooperation of some of the biggest names in music, movies, politics and religion, ONE is able to reach and mobilize Americans in an unprecedented manner, across all cultural divides.

This is such bullshit, the general public is aware enough of this terrible disease's traumatic effects in Africa and all over the world. They are also smart enough to make a good choice and to know whether it is something worthy to them at some point in life.

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:52 pm

On a lighter side

Apparently in some parts of Africa when a woman goes into labour there is a vine that runs from her hand out a window & is tied to the testicles of her husband, so every time she has a contraction she pulls on the vine & both she & her husband scream simultatiously in agony.

Neat idea huh