how would you rate yourself?

[bbqjones]

was pontificating* in the back yard *urinating , when it suddenly arrived at me that im the best dad and husband ever. actually, then i startedc comtemplating how good am i at the two mang jobs i have. the third being a carpenter, im fucking gorgeous.

husband: i rate about a ***) out of four. ive never cheetoed on the wife, but i have cum on her back a couple of times while sleeping. i love my jesus loving wife to the super dooper max, but sometimes, i make fun of her fatass and big belly that has no babything in it but fattttt.

father: il; take about a ****^ out of five after watching all in the family again. i take the boy to the park, but dont cut his hair. i wrestle and feed and clothe the fucker, but sometimes i wait for his mother to come home to change the diaoper. im giving myself half another star for planning his first trip to the baseball park next week. and overall, im probably closer to a 3 on both accounts due to my dependency on alcohol.

friend: five out of five, i only have five friends, but ive found them all 14 jobs in the past six months. if the ratings al;0wed, i would be a 14 on this one.

son in law: 4'&&&&'s/ anytime something goes wrong at her place, i fix it in a hurry. i buiuldted some new bookcase for her and she says its the bastd thing since sliced bread. minus one star for the drinking.

son of a mvscal lover: ###?. i only call once a week, and forget every year her birthday. little guy can point to "grampa george" ala wheres waldo in notime. perhaps i should make a trip to arizona sooner than later.

brother- $$ everytime my sister calls four times a week, i almost always answer the phone. i have another sister that i talk to three times a year.she is a lunatic.

ill think of more, but for now, im getting

[Atomic Punk]

When you piss on the lawn does it eventually create those dark grass circles around the burned out spot?

[bbqjones]

thats the only place in my "fenced in area"? that sgreovs some grass.

[lk_pick1]

was pontificating* in the back yard *urinating , when it suddenly arrived at me that im the best dad and husband ever. actually, then i startedc comtemplating how good am i at the two mang jobs i have. the third being a carpenter, im fucking gorgeous.

Mother, I'm a 7; Paralegal, I am an 8

husband: i rate about a ***) out of four. ive never cheetoed on the wife, but i have cum on her back a couple of times while sleeping. i love my jesus loving wife to the super dooper max, but sometimes, i make fun of her fatass and big belly that has no babything in it but fattttt.

9 on the fiance scale. I have to have the patience of Job.

father: il; take about a ****^ out of five after watching all in the family again. i take the boy to the park, but dont cut his hair. i wrestle and feed and clothe the fucker, but sometimes i wait for his mother to come home to change the diaoper. im giving myself half another star for planning his first trip to the baseball park next week. and overall, im probably closer to a 3 on both accounts due to my dependency on alcohol.

friend: five out of five, i only have five friends, but ive found them all 14 jobs in the past six months. if the ratings al;0wed, i would be a 14 on this one.

I'm a killer friend. I've had friends live with me, I've bailed them out of situations, I'm godmother to many children. I give myself an 8 here.


son in law: 4'&&&&'s/ anytime something goes wrong at her place, i fix it in a hurry. i buiuldted some new bookcase for her and she says its the bastd thing since sliced bread. minus one star for the drinking.

2 on the future in law scale.

son of a mvscal lover: ###?. i only call once a week, and forget every year her birthday. little guy can point to "grampa george" ala wheres waldo in notime. perhaps i should make a trip to arizona sooner than later.

brother- $$ everytime my sister calls four times a week, i almost always answer the phone. i have another sister that i talk to three times a year.she is a lunatic.

4 on the sister scale. He's 17 years older. We don't have much in common.

ill think of more, but for now, im getting

That was fun!

[The Seer]

sgreovs

****^ for the Frank Rizzo impersonation....

[ADAM]

Have you started doing lines...errr lawns with the boy yet jones?