In order to get banned over here

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:03 am

What's it take, other than living in the current century?

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:12 am

lk_pick1 wrote:What's it take, other than living in the current century?

...you'll probably get "run" by Poptart first!

General Peters · Post by **General Peters** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:14 am

Just say "I will NOT vote for Hillary Clinton in '08!"

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:44 am

probably just have to find psufan's first teacher he had a crush on and post a pic of him.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:49 am

General Peters wrote:Just say "I will NOT vote for Hillary Clinton in '08!"

My fantasy involves a Clinton/McCain ticket.

I just want to watch the implosions such a
union would generate.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:13 am

Why did Teaching Ms. Tingle pop in my head?

Oh wait, I'm over here with the Tom Cruise Fanatics.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:21 am

All those things 88 rambled about and

Showing us your tits.

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:24 am

Seeking a leadfootaholics group for members among us who fight the daily urge to put the pedal to the metal...

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:29 am

I like the "crack whore"

Can you tell that I'm bored?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:59 am

lk_pick1 wrote:Can you tell that I'm bored?

As if you weren't.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:58 am

Y2K wrote:
Showing us your tits.

As long as the thread title is bracketed by [G]...[G] I don't think it would be grounds...

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:25 pm

88 wrote:In all seriousness, to get banned here, you have to:

1. Post personal information;
2. Spam the board after being asked not to do it;
3. Blow a goat;
4. Refuse to post pics of your tits; or
5. Have purchased more than 1 Rush album in your lifetime.

I own all the Rush studio albums.
Don't I have to do all 5 items on that list?
I've got to get goin'!

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:32 pm

Mikey wrote:
Y2K wrote:
Showing us your tits.
As long as the thread title is bracketed by [G]...[G] I don't think it would be grounds...

When did you turn gay? :(

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:42 pm

Risa wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Y2K wrote:
Showing us your tits.
As long as the thread title is bracketed by [G]...[G] I don't think it would be grounds...
When did you turn gay? :(

Turned gay?

He was born that way, at Mt. Brokeback hospital.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:48 pm

Jerkovich wrote:Turned gay?

He was born that way, at Mt. Brokeback hospital.

So you don't believe that anyone can be 'turned' gay,
or 'confused' into thinking they want to play for the
other team?

If Jamie Bamber massaged your balls, while
Lexington Steele sucked your dick with his dick
between the arch of your feet....

would you never be able to get it up?

If they did it repeatedly, would you always
remain flaccid?

If you came, would you never want to come again?

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:49 pm

and i think we should see Lana Kay's tits.

But that's up to her. She can always do like the girls of Trolltrain, and just do some extensive suggestive nipple peakage.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:44 pm

Showing my boobs would most DEFINITELY get me banned from all message boards, for life. Trust me on this one. My waist is a 38 DD.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:50 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:Showing my boobs would most DEFINITELY get me banned from all message boards, for life. Trust me on this one. My waist is a 38 DD.

What's wrong with that?

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:05 pm

jtr wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Showing my boobs would most DEFINITELY get me banned from all message boards, for life. Trust me on this one. My waist is a 38 DD.
What's wrong with that?

Its bad, dude, I'm old.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:06 pm

Jess, please, pay attention. "She" said her waist is 38 DD, meaning her tits are doing the Playboy Grandma thing...

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:07 pm

So she's hanging with the kids at the pool? like this http://www.collini.com/Lift1.jpg

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:18 pm

Risa wrote: So you don't believe that anyone can be 'turned' gay...

It's possible that a normal hetero guy who's seen that [shudder] pic [/shudder] of your rancid flab
would have the urge to go out and suck a dick.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:42 pm

Martyred wrote:
Risa wrote: So you don't believe that anyone can be 'turned' gay...
It's possible that a normal hetero guy who's seen that [shudder] pic [/shudder] of your rancid flab
would have the urge to go out and suck a dick.

You speak from experience?
or you've always been
light in the loafers?

How did it taste, the first time?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:13 pm

Risa wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Risa wrote: So you don't believe that anyone can be 'turned' gay...
It's possible that a normal hetero guy who's seen that [shudder] pic [/shudder] of your rancid flab
would have the urge to go out and suck a dick.
You speak from experience?
or you've always been
light in the loafers?

How did it taste, the first time?

Humiliated much, Shamu?

'BODE Zy.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:15 pm

Very much so, martyred.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:18 pm

Risa wrote:Very much so, martyred.

Oh my God. What have I done? I've become everthing I detest on these message boards.
A sniping, cowardly, venom-spewing hater that has lost touch with humanity.

I am so sorry Annie.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:35 pm

just follow my examples and you'll be banned in no time.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:15 am

Is that you in your latest acting gig in your avatar?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:18 am

lk_pick1 wrote:Is that you in your latest acting gig in your avatar?

ZING!

Nice one, Lana.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:20 am

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:42 am

jtr wrote:sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Somewhere, Fatsak is brushing his hand across the empty side of the bed.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:43 am

I"m getting used to being called Lana today, rather than my name. God love my lazy family.

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:15 am

Where's the tits already dammit!

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:44 am

Right above my belly button, that's where they are.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:33 pm

Martyred wrote:
jtr wrote:sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Somewhere, Fatsak is brushing his hand across the empty side of the bed.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:36 pm

TheArtist sent me this.

I'm getting scared now.

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:38 pm

88 wrote:In all seriousness, to get banned here, you have to:

. . .

5. Have purchased more than 1 Rush album in your lifetime.

Ruh roh.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:54 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:
Martyred wrote:
jtr wrote:sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Somewhere, Fatsak is brushing his hand across the empty side of the bed.

I thought all he had to do was rub his ass........
nevermind.

(photo reset?)

T1B

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