It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A
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chargerfan
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by chargerfan » Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:07 pm
The bus, equipped to hold 46 passengers, was carrying 71
And I thought they were only good at packing 3 bedroom homes with 20 people. Probably looked something like this.
Mister Bushice
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by Mister Bushice » Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:36 pm
Too bad there weren't any chinese aboard. They could have turned the bus into an aeroplane. They're gifted that way.
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by Wolfman » Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:46 pm
Reggie White
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Cicero
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by Cicero » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:07 pm
I guess they were trying to run for the border.
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by Dinsdale » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:53 pm
Why did General Santa Anna only bring 2000 Mexican troops to take the Alamo?
Because he only had 12 cars.
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by PrimeX » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:13 pm
Why do mescans drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
Dinsdale
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by Dinsdale » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:18 pm
A Mexican, a Chinaman, and an Innocent Bystander all fall off a one-thousand foot cliff at the exact same time. Which one hits the ground first?
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Who fucking cares?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one