(!) What happened to Madonna's face? (!)

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(!) What happened to Madonna's face? (!)

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she just looks all weird, now. not Donatella Versace weird,
but just... weird. plastic surgery is not her friend :( she just
should have allowed herself to grow old gracefully.


Lourdes is beautiful. she'll probably be the nun her mom only
pretended to be while bumping her crotch in the 80s.
on a short leash, apparently.
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i'll be seeing her in person April 30. I'll let you know whats wrong with her face.

Besides old age of course.
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She's 40fucking7.
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Never been a fan.
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Funny Madonna News Story:

First the news piece showed Madonna gyrating on stage at some award show like a possessed teenaged voodoo skank, then the story moved on to talk about the painful hernia surgery that the pig needed done to repair the damage she caused herself while performing her freakish display.


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Peter: Could there be anyone stupider than me?
(Long pause)
Brian: Madonna.
Peter: Oh yeah, she's pretty stupid. That's something we can all agree on. Right?
Brian: Absolutely. Francis?
Francis: Oh major idiot. Major idiot.
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Well, in the interest of fairness, Risa --

What the fuck happened to YOUR face?
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Dude looks like a lady.

Kind of, anyway.
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She looks different in almost every pic...

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why the !!!!!
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why the !!!!!
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Because in the pic above she's showing her tits and playing with her pussy. Try to keep up.
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lk_pick1 wrote:Even on her worst day, Madonna is 100x better looking than I ever was, am or could ever hope to be.
ftfy
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Even on her worst day, Madonna is 100x better looking than I ever was, am or could ever hope to be.
ftfy
Without a doubt.

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Re: (!) What happened to Madonna's face? (!)

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Risa wrote:Image

I just spanked to that damn pic. :oops:
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Dinsdale wrote:Well, in the interest of fairness, Risa --

What the fuck happened to YOUR face?
I was born this way.

But Madonna wasn't.


And all you stupid fucks trying to talk shit about Lana :roll: whatever.
on a short leash, apparently.
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lk_pick1 wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Even on her worst day, Madonna is 100x better looking than I ever was, am or could ever hope to be.
ftfy
Without a doubt.

For those of those with some memory left, I miss your Calvin Av.
For keeping it real and not going psycho bitch, here you go lk ...

One of them isn't working :cry:

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BSmack wrote:Image

Peter: Could there be anyone stupider than me?
(Long pause)
Brian: Madonna.
Peter: Oh yeah, she's pretty stupid. That's something we can all agree on. Right?
Brian: Absolutely. Francis?
Francis: Oh major idiot. Major idiot.

RACK...that episode was on this past Sunday. The Church of the Fonz... :lol:
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Shoalzie wrote:
BSmack wrote:Image

Peter: Could there be anyone stupider than me?
(Long pause)
Brian: Madonna.
Peter: Oh yeah, she's pretty stupid. That's something we can all agree on. Right?
Brian: Absolutely. Francis?
Francis: Oh major idiot. Major idiot.

RACK...that episode was on this past Sunday. The Church of the Fonz... :lol:
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Risa wrote:I was born this way.

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But Madonna wasn't.
Prolly why she has a career still and you're...well, you.
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patsy stone wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:
BSmack wrote:Image

Peter: Could there be anyone stupider than me?
(Long pause)
Brian: Madonna.
Peter: Oh yeah, she's pretty stupid. That's something we can all agree on. Right?
Brian: Absolutely. Francis?
Francis: Oh major idiot. Major idiot.

RACK...that episode was on this past Sunday. The Church of the Fonz... :lol:


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BBMarley wrote:
patsy stone wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:
RACK...that episode was on this past Sunday. The Church of the Fonz... :lol:


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Like a virgin.......
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IndyFrisco wrote:
Risa wrote:I was born this way.

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But Madonna wasn't.
Prolly why she has a career still and you're...well, you.
me, i'm only trying to grow out my fro to that length :lol:


you have no idea. maybe if i could find someone willing
to braid it into tiny (cuz that's all there is to work with, even
no) braids.... it would take a very, very, very long time,
but maybe it would grow then. and then i could go
cynthia mckinney and comb em out in about a couple
months, and voila.. have something to work with fro wise.
on a short leash, apparently.
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